What if My Roommate Finds Out I Write Danmei? - Chapter 19
Chapter 19: 19L: Delighted to Hear, Pleased to See
The bedside lamp was turned on, and the dull yellow light spread out. Ning Wenru, hugging his quilt with his back turned towards Pang Zaiyuan, saw Pang Zaiyuan’s tall shadow sitting at the edge of the bed in the tender yellow wallpaper.
Ning Wenru strove to maintain his upright posture, but he couldn’t ignore Pang Zaiyuan’s existence due to the subtle sound of fabric friction coming from behind him, the slight vibrations of the mattress beneath him, and the refreshing, pleasant scent he detected with his nose. The mere thought of his roommate sleeping in the same bed as him made it impossible for Ning Wenru to sleep soundly, even causing a surge of blood and an increase in heart rate.
In the still night, Ning Wenru watched Pang Zaiyuan’s shadow lean back, then heard the rolling sound of a drawer’s wheels. Pang Zaiyuan took something out from the bedside table, followed by the sound of something being torn open. Then he saw Pang Zaiyuan raise his hand and throw a small packet away, after which his shadow lowered his head, rested one leg at the edge of the bed, and buried his head below the waist area, arranging something.
Could he be taking care of combat matters?
When he thought about it, it seemed very possible. He had only seen him swell up to 20 centimeters a minute earlier, how could they have finished the battle in a minute and wrung dry their bodies, gotten dressed, and gotten into bed?
But if Pang Zaiyuan was fighting, that sound just now was clearly not right! At most he might use tissues, there was no way he could hear the sound of any packaging being torn open, and moreover Pang Zaiyuan’s fighting movements now were not intense at all, but rather very slow.
Unable to lie down anymore, Ning Wenru sat up holding the quilt, and the first thing he saw was a large expanse of skin on Pang Zaiyuan’s broad back. With a second look, he saw his lifted long legs. No wonder Pang Zaiyuan came out in a minute, it turned out he hadn’t spent any time dressing at all!
Ning Wenru’s gaze then went past his lifted long legs to where Pang Zaiyuan was covering up, and finally saw what Pang Zaiyuan was doing! Ning Wenru’s entire person seemed to have been struck dumb, and only after being stunned for a while did he find his voice again, asking in uncertainty, “You—what are you doing with a c❤ndom?!”
Pang Zaiyuan didn’t seem to have any embarrassment either. As soon as he heard Ning Wenru’s question, he no longer covered up, and with a natural motion put his lifted long leg down, his reply very concise, “To avoid it flowing everywhere.”
Pang Zaiyuan’s movements looked very skillful. With a few circling motions of his fingers, he smoothed out all the wrinkles and pulled them down, fitting his long rod all the way to the bottom. Ning Wenru clutched the quilt tightly, shrinking into a corner, looked around in all directions, and asked in a slightly trembling voice, “Wh-what do you want to do?!”
Pang Zaiyuan answered very promptly: “I want to do you.”
Holy sht!!!*
Ning Wenru kept looking at Pang Zaiyuan’s frightening 20 centimeters, even his breathing stopped. He mentally measured the distance from the bed to the door, and the distance from the bed to the window, calculating based on Pang Zaiyuan’s speed, what was the possibility of him escaping tonight.
Many experienced reader gay friends had cried about how 18 centimeters looked good but as soon as you used it, it would painfully burst through, causing blood to flow in rivers, or else it would hit the sigmoid colon, causing unbearable pain. Looking at Pang Zaiyuan’s frighteningly large 20 centimeters, Ning Wenru preferred to jump out the window.
Ning Wenru had never considered the possibility of Pang Zaiyuan being a bottom, after all, normal straight men wouldn’t think of being a bottom, and moreover, every book he wrote was a top-focused story. Under normal circumstances, readers would stand from the protagonist’s perspective, and together with the protagonist, be the top!
Apart from panic, Ning Wenru also felt very disappointed. He threw away the quilt and got out of bed, saying: “You’re about to have a girlfriend, knowing very well that I’m gay, yet you still didn’t wear clothes to tease me, trying to do me? I thought you were a good roommate.”
Pang Zaiyuan was caught between laughter and tears. “Who said I have a girlfriend? I’ve confessed to you a hundred times, and you didn’t see it?”
“Huh? Where’s that?”
One hundred times! Ning Wenru felt the whole world had become fantastical!
“Wasn’t it displayed once tonight?” Pang Zaiyuan said, patting the bedsheets, and then continued, “There are still 99 times left. Come here, I’ll show you.”
Ning Wenru saw his 20-centimeter covered with a c❤ndom and hesitated for a moment, not daring to take a step.
Pang Zaiyuan patted the bedsheets again and said softly, “Although I want to do you, it’s just an idea. Force isn’t interesting. Besides, I originally planned not to do anything tonight. You can’t stay up late again.”
Ning Wenru pointed out the inconsistency between his words and actions: “Then why did you wear ac❤ndom?”
Still that sudden and silent act of wearing a c❤ndom!
Pang Zaiyuan yanked the quilt, covering his own monstrosity, and explained, “You should blame yourself.”
Ning Wenru said expressionlessly, “Blame me for being excessively beautiful, making you profoundly infatuated?”
Pang Zaiyuan let out a hoarse laugh. “If I tell you, you’ll definitely think I’m a pervert.”
“Are you not a pervert now?”
Pang Zaiyuan reached under the pillow, his veins bulging. It seemed as if he was giving himself a hard pinch. This time, even Ning Wenru felt pain just by watching, and his guard lowered a bit, thinking it was Pang Zaiyuan’s strategy of self-inflicted wounds.
Looking somewhat helpless, Pang Zaiyuan said, “Ever since I read your article, I’ve been dreaming every night, so every night I wear a cap to avoid getting it all over the place. Tonight, since you’re sleeping next to me, I can’t resist any more.”
It sounded like a valid reason.
It was just that this content made Ning Wenru feel a bit embarrassed.
Pang Zaiyuan continued, “I also discovered that you often looked at me, assuming you liked me too. Tonight I realized there wasn’t any of that. You just liked looking at my body.”
Seeing Pang Zaiyuan’s body in the lamp’s shadow, the dim yellow light seemed to have painted a layer of honey onto his skin, making the full contours of his muscles look even more appetizing than the full view in the transparent bathroom earlier, more tempting. Ning Wenru even wanted to throw himself forward and bite many times! Embarrassedly, Ning Wenru rubbed his nose and said, “So you’re sed❤cing me.”
“Yes.” Pang Zaiyuan approached, but continued to cover him with his pillow.
Ning Wenru took a glance and asked, “Weren’t you just earlier?”
“I can’t soften,” Pang Zaiyuan said as he extended his right hand to hold Ning Wenru’s hand, placed it below his lips, and kissed it once. His brows furrowed, and he confessed frankly, “I can’t soften as soon as I touch your hand. It’s very painful to endure.”
“…” Ning Wenru withdrew his hand, recalling Pang Zaiyuan’s actions of holding his hand all night. His heart felt a bit startled: “Then you held my hand all night—”
“Yes, I was soft all night,” Pang Zaiyuan said, staring intently at Ning Wenru. “It’s not enough, but it’s very thrilling.”
Ning Wenru: “!!!”
So his roommate is actually a big freak!
But Ning Wenru had also become erect.
As Pang Zaiyuan’s body approached, he emitted an attractive, masculine, and refreshing scent. Ning Wenru initially thought it was the fragrance of shower gel, but now he felt it was Pang Zaiyuan’s personal body odor.
Ning Wenru smelled and smelled, his head increasingly dizzy, and began to daydream.
He had once seen some materials before, there is a type of chemical signal called pheromones, which would turn into body odor and be emitted, used to induce a mate’s instinctive impulses. If you find it unpleasant when you smell it, it indicates you don’t like him; if you find it very pleasant, it indicates the two of you are very compatible. The information about pheromones often mentioned in ABO literature probably originates from this. Lifting his eyes to see Pang Zaiyuan approaching with pheromones, Ning Wenru really felt his heart rate increase and his scalp tingle.
Ning Wenru suppressed these sensations, deciding he had to ask for clarity: “You said you confessed a hundred times, counting tonight as once, where are the remaining 99 times?”
“Here.” Pang Zaiyuan took Ning Wenru’s hand, pulling him over to sit side by side at the edge of the bed, and took out his cell phone.
The screen lit up, and Ning Wenru saw a photo of himself.
Ning Wenru recognized it. It was taken on the way to the cafeteria. In the photo, his delicate little face was lowered, the streetlight’s glow dim and weak. His long eyelashes cast a shadow, his smile timid and shy.
Originally, Pang Zaiyuan used his own photo as a screensaver!
Ning Wenru couldn’t help but laugh, but when he looked at Pang Zaiyuan holding a 20-centimeter pillow, he could no longer laugh.
Pang Zaiyuan placed his phone on the pillow, logged onto Jiangjiang, and opened the page for the article Cool Pet Tyrannical Love: The Imperial General’s Fancy Confession [Space].
Ning Wenru leaned over to take a look and saw that the little devil “Yuan” had cosplayed as the Imperial General, and under his new article, he had flooded the comments with coarse leather whips dipped in chili water!
And even given negative votes!
No.1 netizen: Yuan Comment: “Cool Pet Tyrannical Love: The Imperial General’s Fancy Confession [Space]”*
Score: -2
Posted Time: 2017-10-16 09:07:19 *
Chapter Commented: 1
Slap right here! The author accepts my twisted and profound love, taking turns with 100 thick leather whips dipped in chili water, pain or pleasure, pleasure then go update!
This comment was posted from the Jiangjiang mobile site
Ning Wenru scrolled down the phone and said, “So this Yuan is you?”
Pang Zaiyuan said, “Yes, it’s me. My name remains unchanged whether I’m walking or sitting.”
Although Pang Zaiyuan was brushing comments set by Jiangjiang, Pang Zaiyuan brushed them from morning to night. There were very concentrated ones around 9 am, even more concentrated ones at noon, and during the evening when Ning Wenru was eating, there were many even more concentrated ones… Ning Wenru even felt that Pang Zaiyuan spent the whole day doing nothing but brushing comments for him.
Pang Zaiyuan asked, “Have you seen my confession? It’s identical to your novel’s Imperial General. Do you accept my confession?”
Ning Wenru indeed felt the pain of seeing that for many pages of comments, they were all treated with negative scores by thick leather whips, along with Pang Zaiyuan’s deep yet twisted love…
Originally, Pang Zaiyuan confessing to Ning Wenru should have made him feel very happy, but upon hearing Pang Zaiyuan wanted to do him, Ning Wenru could no longer feel happy, his inner feelings became very distressing.
Pang Zaiyuan didn’t force it either, seemingly afraid that Ning Wenru would hesitate and reject him. After asking once, he preemptively said: “You can think about it and then tell me. Anyway tonight, I can’t let you stay up all night.”
However, after saying this, he reached out to gently scratch a few times at Ning Wenru’s erecting itch, let out a soft laugh, and said: “So you really do feel it. But still, go to sleep. Tonight, I can’t let you stay up all night.”
Ning Wenru grabbed his wrist, but Pang Zaiyuan didn’t feel a bit like he was caught, smiling innocently.
“We’re already like this, do you think we can sleep?” Ning Wenru asked.
Pang Zaiyuan didn’t struggle free from Ning Wenru’s hand, just smiled and said: “Yes, because you’re a coward.”
f❤ck, how can this be endured?