What if My Roommate Finds Out I Write Danmei? - Chapter 13
Chapter 13: 13L – Delightful News and Pleasant Sightings
Upon going online, Ning Wenru hadn’t even opened the benefits group when he discovered his unread messages had exploded.
The first thing he received were notifications from the laboratory teacher and the captain, informing him of the detailed location of the national robot competition, and telling him that they would set out for Province X to participate in the national competition the day after tomorrow, so Ning Wenru and his teammates should first disassemble the robot tomorrow and buy some packing material, in order to safely pack and transport it.
Ning Wenru replied with an “[ok]” emoji, copied and pasted the important notification to his memo list, then returned to the most recent messages page.
Ning Wenru discovered that his benefits group had surprisingly reached the message limit of 999, and there were also dozens of familiar little angels who had never private messaged him before, only ever posting in the group chat, who had privately messaged him:
Your Husband: Mumu, are you okay? Mumu, where are you! How’s your body?
Crazy Girl: Mumu, I’ve been waiting for you all day! Why haven’t you come online since last night?! Mumu, don’t scare me!
Chicken Claw: Mumu, were you dissociating last night? Or was it real? Do we need to call the police?
Ning Wenru saw these private chats with a blank expression, and replied to each one: What’s the matter? I’m very well, what happened to make you all think I needed to call the police?
After replying to the little angels, Ning Wenru also discovered that his gay friend, who hadn’t been on Koukou for ten thousand years, had actually sent him a private message on Koukou, and was now showing as online. This was a very rare occurrence.
Full of suspicions, Ning Wenru opened his gay friend’s private message, but discovered it was only a casual and ordinary inquiry:
Gay friend: How are you and your male god roommate now?
Although feeling somewhat strange, Ning Wenru still honestly typed a reply: The roommate is very good, he’s practically the 24/7 best roommate in China.
The gay friend immediately replied, asking: How is he specifically good, tell me so I can envy it
Ning Wenru: These past few days I fainted from a fever in the laboratory, the Yue Weijian guy, who values women over friends, still goes out early and returns late every day for dates and boinking. It’s Pang Zaiyuan who carried me to the college infirmary for medical treatment, and practically took care of my daily life as if I couldn’t manage on my own.
The gay friend quickly replied with another question: What about the Big Brother today? What did you guys do? Is the person I introduced doing well?
Ning Wenru looked at the road, noticing Pang Zaiyuan had not arrived yet, and there was nobody by his side. He then swiftly typed a reply using the Hand Speed of an Octopus: Your taste is quite good. The Big Brother is quite nice, but I don’t feel anything, just like friends. We watched a movie today, feeling very happy. Tonight I took him to eat that delicious sour cabbage fish, the sour cabbage fish is even more delicious than last time when I took you to eat! It’s just that my tongue is a bit numb now. The barley tea is also quite good to drink. After returning from the competition, I want to go eat again, regretting that I didn’t pack just now, otherwise I could also have some late-night snacks tonight.
Gay Friend: So the focus of your message is actually the sour cabbage fish?! Seriously impressed. You’re clearly on a date, right? So are you guys now in the hotel room?
Ning Wenru typed a reply: No, meeting in person isn’t like arranging a hook-up. While eating sour cabbage fish, we just happened to encounter Pang Zaiyuan, so he drove me back to the dormitory on his way.
Gay friend posted several questions: You left with your roommate?! Why! Is it not good to be with the soldier brother?
Ning Wenru went silent for a moment, then replied: Because he roasted my writing, “Screwing the Sky, the Earth, and the Roommate,” and laughed very happily… I think.
Gay friend: Okay, so, you still hope for that roommate who didn’t get angry even after reading your 400,000-word “Screwing the Sky, the Earth, and the Roommate” to fuck you until you can’t even take care of yourself? Ha ha ha ha ha! (doge)
Ning Wenru’s heart skipped a beat: ??
Gay friend posted a suddenly twisted .jpg expression, then followed with a chat screenshot that made Ning Wenru’s heart tremble in fear!
The screenshot looked like this:
[Cellar Black Robe Top]: All the stories are locked. Does that top-ranked male lead, Mumu, have any updates today?
[Number One Top in the World] 20-Centimeters-Big-Mumu : No, he’s sleeping.
[Number One Beautiful Top in the World] Gallant and Elegant Star Gongzi : He’s sleeping??? Then who are you?
[Number One Top in the World] 20-Centimeters-Big-Mumu : I’m just that roommate who got screwed for 400,000 words.
As soon as Ning Wenru saw it, a stormy wave stirred in his heart, and his hand trembled, causing the cell phone to be flung out horizontally, landing on the ground with a slap.
At that moment, a Lamborghini just happened to be parked by the roadside. Ning Wenru assumed it was Pang Zaiyuan’s car, causing his heart to nearly explode. Fortunately, three nearby girls got into the car. Only then did Ning Wenru let out a long sigh of relief, comforting himself that he must not think too much. After retrieving his phone, Ning Wenru sent a message to his gay friend once again: Scared me to death, can you tell me if that picture is photoshopped?
His gay friend replied instantly: I understand being scared to death, but why would I deceive you? Who has the time to photoshop and deceive you? Have you doubted me since our friendship began in elementary school? If you don’t believe me, you can check the welfare group’s chat history~~
Seeing his gay friend’s infinitely wavy line, Ning Wenru wanted to traverse the radio wave signal to his friend’s face and terrify him to death. Ning Wenru took a deep breath, opened the welfare group, and with a sorrowful prayer and a heart ready to face death, he checked the chat history.
Upon seeing the group chat history, it was indeed identical to the uploaded image!
After Pang Zaiyuan dropped this line, countless curious angels eagerly questioned or suspected Ning Wenru of suddenly having multiple personalities, but Pang Zaiyuan did not provide any direct answers and vanished on the spot.
Although Pang Zaiyuan only said this one sentence, Ning Wenru’s entire body was already shrouded with terror, and he felt so ashamed that he wished he could immediately explode on the spot and annihilate himself. In the black night, Ning Wenru only saw the weak glimmer of streetlights on the road, feeling that his future was so dark.
How did Pang Zaiyuan know after all? Clearly, every time he wrote, he was so clever, clearly he had even changed the strong bottom’s name to Long Zaitian!! Why did Pang Zaiyuan still say he had been “fucked” 400,000 words? Obviously, he was reading the stolen text version!
No wonder whenever he was writing, Pang Zaiyuan would look at him with an indescribable expression of surprise. It wasn’t a shame he had thought himself so clever, he had been seen through long ago.
In Pang Zaiyuan’s heart, he was no longer that pure and refreshing him…
Ah, wanted to immediately abandon his pen name, what to do!
Moreover! Pang Zaiyuan knew about his benefit group as well!! If he didn’t know, how could he possibly have said those words in the author account in the benefit group?! Perhaps Pang Zaiyuan’s true form was hiding in the benefit group! Ah, wanted to immediately dissolve the benefit group, what to do!
The more Ning Wenru thought about it, the more frightened he felt, almost pulling his hair to the point of baldness, not knowing how long Pang Zaiyuan had been lurking in his reader group, nor knowing what Pang Zaiyuan was exactly planning to “neng” him.
In desperation, Ning Wenru sent a message to his gay friend: You’ve known about this for ages, so why didn’t you call me? Aaaaah! Now quickly tell me what to do!
Gay Friend: You know I rarely use Koukou, ah. It wasn’t until this afternoon when I coincidentally opened your benefit group that I found out. I really want to help you, but sorry, I need to wait for me to laugh for a while first. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ning Wenru: ……
Before Ning Wenru could decide what to do, the Lamborghini that had picked up three beauties arrived in front of Ning Wenru. The window lowered, revealing Pang Zaiyuan’s face.
“Get in the car,” Pang Zaiyuan commanded succinctly.
The window at the back also lowered. The three beauties sitting in the back looked at Ning Wenru with interest.
As if knowing what Ning Wenru wanted to ask, Pang Zaiyuan explained: “Get in the car. My friend who was driving is gone, and they are Didi users, ah. I don’t know them.”
Pang Zaiyuan looked perfectly normal.
Ning Wei Ru took a deep breath. Seeing that the back seat was already full, he quickly darted to the front passenger seat and swiftly closed the car door. Fortunately, the beauty Didi users were delaying the time, allowing Ning Wenru to continue thinking: How should I speak with Pang Zaiyuan?
While Ning Wenru was lost in thought, the beauties sitting in the back seat of the ride-hailing car struck up a conversation with Pang Zaiyuan.
The lively and open beauty asked: “Is this really a Lamborghini? It’s my first time getting such a luxury car through ride-hailing, it feels too fantastical! Does driving a luxury car as a ride-hailing driver lose money?”
Pang Zaiyuan replied: “It does lose money. If you do it exclusively, there’s not even enough for fuel costs. I just happened to see it was on the way, so I accepted it.”
The beauty laughed: “No wonder I saw you’ve only taken over thirty orders. At first, I saw there were so few orders that I wanted to cancel, but the school dormitory closes at 11 p.m., if we return late, we’ll be docked points.”
Ning Wenru asked: “So you guys are also X University students?”
The beauty replied: “Nope, we’re from A University.”
From A University to X University, it’s a forty-minute drive by car!
Ning Wenru couldn’t help but change his opinion of Pang Zaiyuan slightly. He drove a luxury car to go out as a ride-hailing driver, and said it was on the way, yet he forgot they also needed to return to school before 11 p.m., despite bringing the A University girls back to their dormitory just before it closed at 11 p.m.
Perhaps by then Pang Zaiyuan might teach him how to climb over the school wall to enter and then climb over to return to the dormitory.
The most urgent task right now was still to consider how to bring it up.
Whether it was to muster the boldness to say to Pang Zaiyuan, “Hey! Have you read my other BL works? Which one do you like the most? Which segment of the story do you like the most?”
Or whether it was to ask for a beating, “What is it like to discover your roommate wrote you into a story for over 400,000 words?”