The Hot-tempered Young Master and His Village Flower Child Bride - Chapter 20

Chapter 20: The Chaste Husband

After his first romantic encounter, the young man, Zhao Xunyu, wanted to take things slow and keep his distance, but he lacked the willpower. He couldn’t stop himself from clinging to Chu Zhi Lu, and an hour could easily pass with just a kiss.

Chu Zhi Lu had her arms around his neck while he held a pillow against his lower body, afraid of an accidental spark.

Although he was still ar*used, skin-to-skin contact wasn’t as torturous.

With the pillow concealing him, Zhao Xunyu felt much more relaxed.

It was after ten o’clock when they finally stopped. Zhao Xunyu wanted to take care of himself, but Chu Zhi Lu held his neck, preventing him from moving.

Chu Zhi Lu trailed her lips from his mouth to his Adam’s apple, lightly l*cking it with her tongue. He let out a muffled groan, tightening his grip on the pillow and tilting his head slightly. “You’re killing me,” he muttered.

Chu Zhi Lu glared at him and gently bit his Adam’s apple, grinding her teeth against it teasingly.

“Hiss…”

He released the pillow and held her tightly, rubbing her forcefully as his temper flared. “You’re really killing me!”

She pushed him away. “Then don’t touch me.”

“No,” Zhao Xunyu whined. “Just kill me.”

Chu Zhi Lu mimicked his whine.

Zhao Xunyu muttered, “No wonder teachers forbid early relationships. It really ruins your mind.”

All he wanted to do was kiss and hug. He couldn’t focus on studying.

***

That night, Zhao Xunyu slept soundly, dreaming sweetly until dawn.

The next day, before lunch, he went out with his childhood friend, Li Yi. It was not for anything else, but because he had some questions to ask Li Yi.

By eleven o’clock, it was already very hot. Many children were swimming and playing in the river. Seeing Xiang Feng holding Xiang Lei, he silently moved away, recalling an unpleasant memory.

Zhao Xunyu and Li Yi took off their shirts, swam a few laps, and then sat on the riverbank, satisfied. They were the only adults; the others were children under ten. Zhao Xunyu wasn’t shy about asking Li Yi, “Are you still a v*rgin?”

Li Yi glanced at him disdainfully. “Tsk, don’t underestimate me. I lost my v*rginity in high school, and I’ve been sleeping with my girlfriend for three years.”

“You actually have a girlfriend?”

It wasn’t that Zhao Xunyu looked down on Li Yi. It was just that Li Yi had never mentioned having one. He was always partying and didn’t seem to have any emotional attachments.

“Looking down on me? For your information, I started dating in junior high. What about you? How many have you had?”

“I’m just surprised. I’ve never dated anyone. I’m a pure, factory-sealed v*rgin.”

Li Yi scoffed at him with utter disdain. “You noob. Everyone says high school guys are the h*rniest. Aren’t you going to take advantage of your twilight years here and finally get rid of your v-card?”

“Plenty of time.”

Only then did Li Yi start talking about his girlfriend. “Look, I lost my v*rginity early, but I chased my girl for a year. We were together for a month before she let me hold her hand.”

“What did you expect? You were in junior high. What more did you want?” Zhao Xunyu was speechless.

Then he asked, “Did your girlfriend ever say your d*ck was ugly?”

“…” Li Yi’s gaze immediately filled with pity. “No. You… It’s fine. As long as you’re handsome, you’re good.”

Aren’t all men’s p*nises the same? It must be extremely ugly to be considered ugly.

Li Yi thought for a moment. “Why don’t you let me see it?”

“Get lost!” Zhao Xunyu snapped. “Do you take care of your p*nis?”

Li Yi was surprised. “How? Give it a face mask or feed it bird’s nest soup?”

Looking at Zhao Xunyu’s flamboyant hair, Li Yi thought he might actually do that…

“I’m asking you… How would I know? Is there any way to take better care of it?”

Li Yi was stumped. He’d never thought about this before, and this was the first time he was being asked. Zhao Xunyu looked at his confused expression and said with disgust, “Go get your phone and look it up.”

-Drink plenty of water, avoid early s*xual activity, get regular massages, avoid smoking and drinking, maintain good hygiene, get regular checkups, pay attention to your diet, and avoid squeezing.

Wasn’t that his daily routine?

Zhao Xunyu patted Li Yi’s shoulder. “See? Avoid early s*xual activity.”

Li Yi didn’t take it seriously. “Do you believe this? My girlfriend loves my precious little buddy. She’s never said it’s ugly.”

Zhao Xunyu was angry at his implication. “Are you sure your girlfriend isn’t just sparing your feelings? I haven’t been criticized either! I’ve never shown mine to a woman!”

“Then why are you asking?”

“Don’t worry about it. Just help me see if there’s any medicine I can use to take care of it.”

“Don’t mess around. You’re using medicine on your most important part? What are you thinking?”

Zhao Xunyu agreed, but he was still worried. He asked Li Yi if he could find pictures of average-sized p*nises.

Li Yi was now certain that he had been rejected because of it. Deciding not to rub it in just yet, he found some for him anyway. After all, if there’s one thing a seasoned pro like him had plenty of, it was p*rn.

Zhao Xunyu frowned when he saw it.

Li Yi thought the p*nises looked normal and didn’t feel anything.

“You’re not gay. You wouldn’t like them.”

Zhao Xunyu had seen p*rn before, but only a few times. He only watches the ones that have been strictly selected and highly recommended by Xu Qingchen and Song Ting. The male and female protagonists are all okay. At least, the male protagonists’ p*nises look normal and healthy. Their p*bic hair isn’t excessive, and some are even shaved clean.

Xu Qingchen said they were ‘freshly p*rn*graphic.’

Zhao Xunyu had always thought that early s*xual activity was unhealthy. He was busy studying and having fun, so p*rn didn’t interest him. When he saw the messy, protruding p*bic hair and dark, curved p*nises, he felt disgusted.

Li Yi showed him another picture. “This one’s good, right? Mine is similar.”

Zhao Xunyu thought this one looked normal.

“Never mind. I don’t want to look at it any more. Disgusting.”

“This is top quality. This is what mine looks like—the benchmark, you know?” He comforted him. “For men, though, it’s enough if it’s thick and hard. Performance matters more than appearance.”

“It’s best to have both.”

He’d finally come to terms with it. At the end of the day, a man’s p*nis has only one shape. But if you’re talking about one that grew into the shape of a flower—something aesthetically perfect and irresistible to the touch—that would be a real deformity, a freak of nature.

His confidence returned. After all, his was much better than the benchmark.

It might not have been aesthetically pleasing, but it was the most aesthetically pleasing of the unappealing ones!

Zhao Xunyu asked how he got into bed with his girlfriend. Li Yi patted his ch*st muscles. “Look at this body! Amazing, right? My girlfriend knew I had abs. She insisted on touching them. Once she did, sparks flew. But I made her initiate it. I waited so long because I was afraid she’d think I only wanted her body.

***

It was almost two in the afternoon, and Zhao Xunyu still hadn’t come home for lunch. He told Chu Zhi Lu that he was going to the river. Was he having too much fun?

After two o’clock, Chu Zhi Lu went out under an umbrella to find him.

Zhao Xunyu was sitting by the river chatting with Li Yi when he saw Chu Zhi Lu, dressed in white, walking toward them.

Their eyes met.

Zhao Xunyu quickly stood up, put on his T-shirt, and threw Li Yi’s shirt on. “Someone’s coming. Put it on.”

Li Yi turned to see Chu Zhi Lu and sighed. “Don’t worry. She’s an aloof goddess. She doesn’t pay attention to ordinary men.”

Zhao Xunyu kicked him. “Don’t talk nonsense. Can’t you just be faithful to your girlfriend?”

Li Yi calmly put on the shirt.

Figuring that he would have to shower and change again at home anyway, Zhao Xunyu simply jumped back in—T-shirt and all—and swam a few more laps.

Chu Zhi Lu, who had assumed he was getting dressed to go home with her: “…”

She walked to the riverbank and greeted Li Yi calmly.

“Did you guys eat?”

Li Yi replied, “No, we got carried away chatting.”

He had been telling Zhao Xunyu about his eighteen steps to winning a girl’s heart when she arrived.

“Let’s go to my house for dinner.”

Li Yi quickly waved his hands. “No, no. My mother has called me several times. If I don’t go home, she’ll get angry.”

He didn’t dare eat with a goddess.

Zhao Xunyu came ashore, dripping wet, and said, “Let’s go home for dinner.”

On the way back, Chu Zhi Lu asked him, “Why did you put on clothes the moment you saw me coming?”

“I was afraid you’d be tempted by my looks and steal my chastity.”

“… Should I build you an archway to commemorate your virtue as a chaste husband?”

Zhao Xunyu grinned cheekily. “Whose husband?”

Chu Zhi Lu shot him a sideways look, speechless. Zhao Xunyu hummed. “I’m telling you, you’d better not provoke me in the future. I’m feeling very confident.”

If she kept teasing him, he might just let his little brother meet the lovely lady.

“I can see that. You didn’t even want to go home. I had to come drag you back. You’re definitely confident.”

“…”