Surprise! The Straight Man Long Aotian Actually Steals the Villain's Skirt - Chapter 26: The Greedy and Malicious Little Nanny 4

Chapter 26: The Greedy and Malicious Little Nanny 4

Without underwear, let’s see how this little nanny can still go out to play.

Lu Chengjin watched from behind the door for half an hour.

Half an hour later, he saw Xie Rong fish out a new pair of underwear from the repaired wardrobe and slowly put it on.

The size was much too big for Xie Rong, who hooked the edges over his thighs before loosely fitting it over the area covered by his bathrobe.

Another man’s intimate clothing had just been casually worn by Xie Rong like this.

Lu Chengjin’s expression beneath his bangs was unreadable as he gently closed the door crack, his figure silently disappearing outside.

With plenty of time before the noon appointment, Xie Rong wasn’t in a hurry to leave. He walked into the kitchen in his furry slippers and opened the refrigerator door.

A row of imported oranges sat round and neatly arranged in a box.

He heard each one cost thirty yuan!

A mute like him deserved to eat such expensive oranges? From now on, they all belonged to him.

Xie Rong snorted coldly, his features filled with greed as he eagerly stuffed two oranges into his named crossbody bag.

The white slime on his shoulder jumped into the refrigerator, picked up an orange as big as itself with its small hands, opened its mouth wide, and swallowed it whole.

[Host, see how amazing I am? If you’re the big villain, then I’m the little villain! I want to do bad things too!]

Seeing that it was more useful than his small bag, Xie Rong’s eyes lit up. He roughly stuffed the remaining oranges into the system’s mouth.

The originally orange-sized slime instantly expanded several times, bulging as it floated in the air like a balloon about to burst.

After stuffing the oranges, Xie Rong also shoved two boxes of frozen fresh steak from the refrigerator into it before leaving satisfied.

The autumn rain fell mistily under a vast gray sky, but it couldn’t dim the vibrant neon lights of the eastern district. Even the roadside puddles churned by car wheels retained a colorful oily sheen on the surface, like crushed rainbows.

Xie Rong couldn’t bear to spend money on a taxi. Holding two crumpled banknotes, he squeezed onto the bus. His small frame easily slipped through the jostling crowd to grab the last empty seat in the corner.

After the bus crossed the river bridge, the towering skyscrapers immediately disappeared, replaced by faded stairwell buildings.

The further they went, the grayer everything became – even the people on the roadside appeared as dull gray masses.

Xie Rong got off at the terminal stop. His old leather shoes skillfully stepped over every puddle as he entered a corridor-style apartment building densely packed with windows.

The building’s passageway was extremely narrow, cluttered with miscellaneous items from every household. Hearing footsteps, people inside opened their doors and peeked out. Seeing it was Xie Rong, they greeted him cheerfully.

Has our little mascot returned?

What good things did you bring for your grandma? Let your brother take a look for you?

Xie Rong covered his small bag, glared at the young man, and cursed immediately: Bah! With those dog eyes of yours, go home and piss to see your own reflection!

The young man scratched his head, flushing red as he took the scolding, not daring to look at Xie Rong again.

The people in the corridor-style apartment building were long accustomed to this. This little mascot might look fair and delicate, but his temper was terrible. Once provoked, he’d curse as viciously as that old woman.

Xie Rong walked to the second-to-last room at the end of the corridor and knocked on the door. Grandma, I’m back!

The door opened from inside.

Grandma Sun smiled, revealing her gap-toothed front teeth. My dear is back, come in quickly.

Xie Rong entered the door, grabbed the system, and squeezed out everything from its belly, neatly arranging them on the moldy wooden table. He said triumphantly, Grandma, these are things only rich people can afford to eat.

Oh dear, why must you go work for those wealthy families and take care of them? Grandma Sun sighed, clutching her chest as she looked at the fresh fruits and beef on the table. You’re my precious, I even wash your hair for you. If you become a nanny, not only will you have to take care of yourself, but also those damned rich people!

Don’t worry, Grandma, that mute is really stupid, Xie Rong peeled the orange, He doesn’t even fight back when hit, just like an idiot.

All his money will be ours eventually. Xie Rong curved his eyes, his cheeks flushed with excitement as he said, Crystal chandeliers are all the rage in the East District now! They cost thousands each! In a few days, I’ll bring their crystal chandelier back too. These people are dumb and rich anyway, they can’t tell what’s real or fake!

Oh my! My precious is so clever! We must carve your name on that crystal chandelier too! Grandma Sun laughed heartily.

In the original plot, the grandmother who raised the antagonist wasn’t a good person either. Although she strictly forbade the antagonist from approaching the red-light district, she harbored extreme hatred towards the wealthy. Through constant exposure, the antagonist learned to follow her example.

If there’s advantage to be taken from the rich, why not take it!

Especially after the antagonist became a little nanny, Grandma Sun grew even more resentful towards these wealthy employers who hired her precious grandson. She frequently helped the antagonist with his misdeeds, including waiting on the road to stage accidents with that Lu Corporation CEO’s car – no less than ten times.

Their ending wasn’t good either – both were imprisoned and eventually died of old age in prison.

Grandma, you’re already old, Xie Rong sat on the edge of the bed, pouting displeased while secretly hiding those gemstone rings under Grandma’s pillow. Don’t interfere with what I do from now on, or I’ll get really annoyed.

Alright, alright, whatever you say, my precious, Grandma Sun picked up the box of still-thawing steak and slowly made her way into the cramped kitchen.

Xie Rong checked his phone for the time. Grandma, I won’t be eating at home today. Duan Shuyao is treating us to a fancy meal. Only fools pass up free advantages.

Grandma Sun looked sadly at the steak in her hand.

Without her precious here, she couldn’t bear to eat it!

As soon as Xie Rong left, she sold the box of steak for a hundred yuan to the construction worker next door. Clutching the hundred-yuan bill tightly, she went to a street-side shop and bought a new pair of leather shoes.

She didn’t know how to find the Lu family villa. Rich people always have ridiculous rules and even look down on people like them.

When Xie Rong was eight, she had taken her precious to collect trash in the villa area. Before they could even pick up the rabbit plush toy that had made her precious jump with joy from under the trash can, those hateful rich people had chased them away!

The rain kept pouring, their umbrella already full of holes. She could only hug the new leather shoes close to her chest, muttering to herself along the way, calculating when her precious would return, planning to surprise him.

Poor people often struggle to distinguish whether a sudden sneeze comes from insufficiently warm clothing or from being missed by someone.

Just as Xie Rong stepped off the bus, he sneezed. Muttering something under his breath, he tightened his jacket and hurried into the elegantly decorated Western restaurant.

By the best window-side table, a handsome young man was looking around anxiously. When he spotted the familiar figure entering from afar, he immediately stood up.

But when Duan Shuyao saw the clothes Xie Rong was wearing, he froze.

The youth wore an obviously oversized trench coat, its belt cinched tightly around his slender waist to keep the garment from slipping off. The English letters embossed on the collar formed the logo of a well-known high-end luxury brand known for its mature masculine style.

Xie Rong had come to meet him, yet he was wearing another man’s clothes.