Reincarnated as a Poor Little Green Tea, Am I Destined to Be Bullied? - Volume 1 Chapter 4

Chapter 4: Little Cat Girl

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In the end, that thin blanket was wrapped around the black-haired little cat girl.

Even though she still looked quite uncomfortable, trying to paw the blanket off with her little hands each time, Lin Yueye’s quick reflexes always managed to swat her hands away.

The fact that human reaction speed is 7 times faster than a cat’s was thus verified.

Lin Yueye had already done her best.

Over the past 30 minutes, she had tried her utmost to explain the necessity of humans wearing clothes, the definition of shame, and reminded the girl about the gentlemanly virtue of protecting one’s privacy in front of boys.

The rest was easy enough to explain, but at the last point, the little cat girl’s ears twitched, and she became confused.

“Huh? But aren’t you a girl too?”

“I’m not…!” Just as she was about to refute, she leaned forward, and strands of silver hair fell into the corners of her vision, as if reminding the young girl of the reality she needed to face right now, “Ah, physiologically that might be true, but isn’t this kind of thing still too ridiculous? Although I suppose having a cat girl in front of me is even more ridiculous…”

“Hahaha! Have some confidence! Honestly, even I, a deity, would be moved by someone like you! I’m not lying to you, really, in all your years living among humans, have you ever seen a girl as beautiful as this?”

“Well, I certainly haven’t…? Tch, why are you acting so high and mighty, just because deities have seen more?”

“I haven’t seen it either, except for the creations of the Mother Goddess, how could there be such a freak that looks like this.”

“Then what are you so proud of!”

Lin Yueye sat back down on the edge of the bed in exasperation, tapping the cat girl’s head like striking a wooden fish.

Her words clearly told her that changes in the world are not so easily accepted.

“Physiologically, I might have changed, but psychologically, I’m still me! I just don’t believe it… For example, when you became a cat, could you really eat cat food?”

“Huh? What’s cat food?”

“Did you never go to school… Is this the extent of a deity’s knowledge…?”

“That… that’s impossible! I know a lot too! Cat food, cat food, that must be the staple food for cats, right!”

“Well, I suppose that’s not wrong…?”

“So, is it tasty?”

“I don’t know, never had the spare money to buy it, or the idle mind to try it, and besides, I don’t want to be so down and out that I’d ever have to.”

At this moment, the little cat girl stood up wrapped in the blanket.

She revealed her little fangs in a confident smile, patted her pitifully flat chest, and spoke out a heartwarming argument.

“Don’t worry, human! If I ever make money someday, I’ll buy you cat food to eat! I said I’d make sure you live a good life after your reincarnation, and I won’t go back on my word! Whatever cats can eat, I won’t allow you to go without!”

“……”

Wuwu, what a generous deity.

Well, thank you very much indeed!

It was a conversation that was both infuriating and pitiful.

Ah… Lin Yueye was truly speechless, how did she feel that this cat girl deity’s level of common sense was so inconsistent?

Shaking her head may look adorable, but just thinking about her way of speaking made Lin Yueye furious.

Perhaps seeing the bitterness on the face of the girl in front of her, the little cat girl waved her hand and sat back down on the bed, patting her shoulder to indicate that she should calm down and listen to her.

“Relax, I didn’t come to the mortal realm to harm you, I’m here to help you live a good life. It’s just… it’s my first time taking human form in thousands of years, so I’m a bit uncomfortable. You humans are really troublesome, having to wear clothes and all. Back in the day when I used to traverse the clouds, now that was what I call carefree!”

Isn’t that right, thinking about that circle of luminous mist, I wouldn’t even know where to put clothes on you.

Lin Yueye let out a heavy sigh.

She got up and went to the wardrobe to find clothes that the little cat girl could wear. The original “Lin Yueye” didn’t seem to have many clothes. Apart from the expensive and comfortable outfit she was wearing now, the other clothes like sportswear and half-sleeved shirts all looked very old, and then there was a school uniform dress hanging in the furthest corner…

Hmm?

Qihai No.1 High School uniform…?

Little Yueye was very familiar with this — after all, in her past life, the school she attended with subsidies and scholarships was this very one.

Students who could enter this school were either rich or noble. Of course, you could also be specially admitted based on outstanding grades, with tuition waived.

Lin Yueye in her past life wasn’t among the most outstanding, but she could have most of her tuition waived, which was how she managed to study there.

Judging from “Lin Yueye” living environment…

Hmm, she probably had a good head on her shoulders too, excelling in her studies.

Even though they were in the same school, Lin Yueye hadn’t known about such a world-class beauty before.

Well, working part-time jobs to earn money took up 90% of her time, so she didn’t have the energy to pay attention to such things.

She picked out some old clothes from the wardrobe that looked a bit small now, though old, they were washed very clean.

“Hey, weird cat, try these on, will you? I don’t have money to buy you new clothes, uh…?”

Where’s the cat?

She was wrapped in the blanket just now, but now the blanket was empty.

Lin Yueye turned her head in confusion to search, only to find herself face to face with those starry eyes right behind her.

“Wah…! When did you get behind me?! No, wait! I told you to put on clothes first! Here… Huh?”

“Nya?”

Strange.

The little cat girl who was naked just moments ago was now wearing a black dress adorned with lace trimmings.

It fit perfectly. Lin Yueye hadn’t carefully observed her own clothing yet, but if she looked closely, she would have noticed that what the little cat girl was wearing was exactly the same style as her own white dress, just in a different color and adjusted to the right size.

To be honest, while being without clothes might be sexy, it’s only when clothed that a girl’s true charm is revealed.

Lively and spirited, that’s the essence of a cat girl.

“Isn’t this clothes? I still have some divine power left~ This is simple.”

“Di… divine power? You can do this?”

“What do you think deities are! Al… although after being chased down by Mother Goddess, I don’t have much divine power left…”

“What can you do? Can you make money appear!” Lin Yueye had a grand idea! At this moment, her tone when speaking to the little cat girl changed fundamentally.

However…

The little cat girl silently averted her gaze, her voice dropping eight octaves.

“Well… creating clothes used up all of it, I can’t do it anymore.”

“If I may be frank, you don’t seem very useful.” Her tone, it changed back again.

This really angered the cat girl deity!

“What are you saying! Even a bit of divine power is still divine power! Look at these clothes, they’re real material!”

“Okay, okay, real material, real material… Tch!”

Lin Yueye casually glanced her way, and her blood pressure instantly skyrocketed.

The little cat girl, seemingly embarrassed and wanting to show Lin Yueye clearly the dress she had created, forcefully grabbed the hem of her skirt and lifted it up!

Seeing this, Lin Yueye was so angry that she immediately slapped down the little hand that was holding up the skirt!

She took back her previous words.

No clothes isn’t sexy, fully clothed isn’t good either, vague and half-dressed, that’s the way to go.

“Don’t… don’t lift your skirt! Also! Since you can create clothes, can you create underwear to go with it!”

“You humans have so many rules! But that’s no big deal, I’ll create it! Wait a bit, let me gather some divine power. But…” The little cat girl suddenly made a shy request, “Can you let me see? If I don’t see it, I can’t create it.”

“My self-respect tells me I can’t do that.”

“It’s fine, I’ve already seen everything. I was sitting on the windowsill the whole time, when you just woke up and lifted your skirt yourself, I saw your little bear clear as day. Come to think of it, you’re quite lewd, aren’t you? Are you that unsatisfied? I’ve only heard this phrase before, but now I get to use it, how nice.”

“I hope all cats in the world can’t speak. Can I pray to a deity for that?”

“But I am a deity.”

“This world is done for, I’m serious.”