Reincarnated as a Poor Little Green Tea, Am I Destined to Be Bullied? - Volume 1 Chapter 30

Chapter 30: What Did You Forget?

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So, it’s true that comparisons are odious. While Teacher Luo was already skipping grades and writing papers at 9 years old, Lin Yueye was probably still playing in the mud with her little friends at that age.

Oh, wait, that’s not right. The muddy patch in front of the door had been leveled by a tractor, so there wasn’t even any mud to play with unless it rained.

How sad.

The official website wouldn’t reveal too much information either. The brief resume was all that could be seen.

Lin Yueye rolled over on the bed, holding her phone. Her long legs stretched out, guided by her feet, gripping the blanket. She liked this feeling of having something to rely on, or maybe it was the only consolation after the space between her legs became empty following her reincarnation.

“A genius girl returning from abroad, teaching at Qihai No.1 High School, and having some kind of relationship with the Xia family… Things seem to be getting more mysterious. Yuebing, use that clever brain of yours and think, was she trying to remind me of something?”

“Mmph…! Mmph…!”

“Yuebing?”

“I’m suffocating…! I’m going to die!”

“?!”

Hearing Yuebing’s cry for help muffled from within the blanket, Lin Yueye immediately relaxed her legs. Yuebing seized the opportunity to burst out of the blanket that had been wrapped like a spring roll!

When did you sneak into the blanket?!

After a flash of faint light, Yuebing transformed into a fluffy black-haired cat girl, sitting cross-legged on the floor, panting heavily.

“Phew… hah… I thought I was going to suffocate. I told you to watch out!”

“Sor… sorry. No, wait, the problem is that you dive into the blanket without warning. See a hole and dive in, are you a caterpillar or something?”

“What?! Ungrateful, I’ll bite you!”

“?!”

Yuebing bared her little fangs and pounced over. Lin Yueye was caught off guard and hastily raised her arms to hug her slender waist. The girl and the cat immediately rolled into a tangle on the bed.

“What’s gotten into you…?!”

“Hmph! I’ve been wanting to say this. Mere human taking advantage of a god’s weakness, wasn’t it you who drew a turtle on my face while I was sleeping during class!”

Even at this age, little Yueye still had a childish side.

While doing homework, Yuebing was snoozing on the desk. Looking at her clean profile, it was like a blank canvas waiting to be filled.

Thinking of the scenes of Yuebing hogging the small bed and elbowing her, Lin Yueye had picked up a pen and drawn an exquisite…

“Turtle… pfft, what do you mean turtle! It was a tortoise! No… ! I was wrong, okay!”

“Words are useless meow!”

“Ah…! Stop! I was wrong! Really wrong, okay!”

Damn Yuebing… This girl, all “killer moves”.

Her learning ability was off the charts. At first, she was just rolling around on the bed hugging Lin Yueye’s waist, finding no weakness. But when she touched Lin Yueye’s armpit, causing her to widen her eyes and let out a cry of distress, she seemed to have discovered where humans’ weak points were.

Then came a storm of irregular tickle attacks on poor little Yueye’s armpits, neck, and soles of her feet.

Lin Yueye kept resisting, but Yuebing’s strength was unexpectedly great, just like when she fought for territory in her sleep at night. When she was pinned down by the ankle and had her feet tickled, Lin Yueye could only tearfully slap the bed, making strange noises while frantically begging for mercy. Far from being a bullied little cat, she was more like a lamb awaiting slaughter.

Guess when Yuebing stopped?

That’s right.

It was when Lin Yueye had crystal tears at the corners of her mouth, her eyes unfocused, without even the strength to laugh anymore, lying on the bed breathing rapidly, on the verge of collapse, her delicate skin turning a rosy white from holding her breath, covered in a layer of fragrant sweat.

“Ugh… Yuebing… you little devil… damn it… I want to die…”

Look, she’s still twitching reflexively from time to time, like a fish.

But from Yuebing’s perspective, this scene was strangely beautiful — and gave a sense of achievement.

The little cat girl scratched the back of her head, feeling a strange urge to keep bullying her, but guilt made her stop.

“Maybe… maybe I went a bit too far? Sorry, human, but drawing a turtle on my face wasn’t right!”

“It was… a tortoise… huff… or a dog…”

“Why are you speaking so softly?”

“……”

Lin Yueye glared back with a fierce but completely unthreatening look, but her action was to quietly tuck her feet under the blanket.

This was the self-protection of the weak, the camouflage evolved by hunted prey in the wild for self-defense.

She had to admit now.

This body of hers was really too weak.

So weak that even a loli cat girl could bully her!

“Human, are you crying?”

“Leave me alone… And I have a name…”

“Human?”

“……”

Maybe as a deity, she felt it wasn’t right to bully humans too much.

Yuebing hesitated for a long time, struggling to squeeze out the three-word name from her throat.

“Lin… Lin Yueye?”

“Hmm?” Lin Yueye propped herself up and looked back, her face still flushed with humiliation. That sight could probably daze even the most inhuman ant. “You… you didn’t call me human just now?”

“Hmph! Be proud of that.”

“What’s with that attitude, you’re the one who said… oops, stop it.”

Yuebing curved her fingers, preparing to tickle again. Lin Yueye quickly corrected her words and fell silent.

Only then did Yuebing lower her arm, put one hand on her hip, and turned her head away with a snort.

Silly human, you don’t know the significance of this at all.

You’re the one who gave me a name.

And you’re the first being whose name I’ve called out.

Exchanging names like this, for a lonely deity who has never had a name, is a very important thing!

Yuebing’s cat ears on top of her head twitched, her tail swished, her eyes lowered, and she suddenly uttered an earth-shattering statement.

“You took my first time… and you’re still pretending to be innocent…”

“When did that happen?!”

Hey, don’t just say something weird and then start munching on a snow biscuit!

Lin Yueye had finally caught her breath.

It was then that she noticed Yuebing’s fluffy black hair, above her cat ears, was all messed up from their earlier tussle.

Comparing it to her own hair that had almost completely dried and fallen down, Lin Yueye tilted her head in confusion and asked.

“Don’t you take baths?”

“Baths?”

“Yeah, it’s been days and I haven’t seen you take a bath. Don’t you feel uncomfortable?”

“Hey, that’s very rude of you to say. I have self-cleaning abilities.”

Are you a robot vacuum or something… self-cleaning abilities.

But the faint light that flashed before Lin Yueye’s eyes next proved that her perspective was too narrow.

Yuebing patted her non-existent chest, turned around, and confidently held her head high.

“See! Deities aren’t as inconvenient as you humans. Bathing is just an instant thing!”

“You’re wasting your divine power again, aren’t you…?”

“Yep!”

You spendthrift!

I was just saying, do you need to clean yourself now? Your only change is that the cowlick on your head has been flattened, I could do that with a comb too.

“It’s just a pity,” Lin Yueye sat up straight, smoothing out the wrinkles on her clothes from the earlier commotion.

“What’s a pity?”

“It’s a pity that you can’t experience the joy of bathing.”

“The joy of bathing…?”

“Yes, when the water temperature is just right, it’s very warm and relieves fatigue. To be honest, I live for that one bath every day. If I had to say, it’s as essential as eating…”

“I’m going to take a bath!”

“!”

You… at least go into the bathroom before taking off your clothes, you silly cat!

Who knows which word triggered Yuebing’s motivation, but she suddenly did a cicada-shedding-its-shell move, instantly stripping herself naked and rushing towards the bathroom. Her black dress along with her pure white teddy bear panties floated lightly into Lin Yueye’s hands.

“……”

Wait, so your clothes formed by divine power can maintain their physical form even after leaving your body?

Another reason to move…

The living space is too small, some things are really hard to handle.

Just now, that flat plain was seen in full detail by Lin Yueye again.

She really didn’t mean to, it was Yuebing who never learns.

Wait…

I feel like I forgot to remind her of something?

Just as Lin Yueye was holding Yuebing’s clothes, racking her brains…

From the direction of the bathroom came a heart-wrenching wail.

“Meow!!!”

Ah.

I remember now.

Guess whether she turned the water temperature all the way down or all the way up?