Reincarnated as a Poor Little Green Tea, Am I Destined to Be Bullied? - Volume 1 Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Conscience

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Do you know what it means when a black cat barks like a dog?

At this moment, Lin Yueye’s small brain was overwhelmed, almost crashing.

Don’t… don’t panic, it’s not like I haven’t come across such videos before. Some cats make strange sounds, maybe it’s a cat raised by dogs?

Everything in the world has a logical explanation. Tracing back to the source, one should try not to scare oneself. There’s nothing that can’t be explained by science.

However.

Just as Lin Yueye was cautiously staring at the cat, seeing it had no further unusual movements, her expression gradually relaxed.

The black cat raised its two front legs, placed its paws on its waist.

— It stood up.

“What are you looking at?”

“The cat talked!!!”

Lin Yueye completely lost it!

The poor little thing’s legs went weak, and she collapsed on the ground, pointing at the foul-mouthed black cat, not knowing who to complain to.

“You… what the hell are you?!”

“Heh, ignorant little one, look at how scared you are just by seeing a cat. If this were a dog, wouldn’t you be screaming?”

Is this related to whether it’s a cat or a dog?!

Even if you were a parrot, I wouldn’t be like this!

But…

Why does Lin Yueye feel… that this cat’s voice sounds somewhat familiar?

The black cat snorted and actually walked to the edge of the bed while maintaining its two-legged standing posture, looking cool as hell.

However, the bed was shorter than expected, and it miscalculated.

After just two steps, it stepped into thin air, and the cat’s head plunged downward!

“……”

Can cats also fall with all four legs in the air?

They can.

Lin Yueye has now witnessed that not all cats have formidable balance.

The cat calmed down, flipped over on the spot, stood up again, pretending nothing happened.

After a brief silence.

The atmosphere became cool again.

“You just asked, what am I?”

Am I?

The familiar voice plus the familiar self-reference, Lin Yueye’s expression visibly became colorful.

The black cat was quite satisfied with her reaction, patting itself with its paw, the attitude of this self-introduction was effortless.

“Then let me tell you, I’m not a thing, I am the deity who guided your reincarnation, you know?”

“Indeed, you’re not a thing.”

“Right?”

“Right.”

What a fateful encounter…

So, you’re the trashy Luminous mist who’s been laughing at me all this time?!

You said we’d meet again if fate allowed, I didn’t expect to meet again so soon, instant noodles style.

“Hmph, unlucky little one, you’re excited to see me, right? I can understand this kind of… uh, what are you doing?”

The black cat closed its eyes very confidently, but when it opened them, it saw the shadow covering from above, and that beautiful little face with an unkind gaze.

“Nothing.” Lin Yueye’s face was expressionless as she grabbed the cat’s left paw. “I was a bit confused earlier, but now I’m very sure.”

“Su… sure of what?”

“I’m sure of what I should do first after my reincarnation, you weird cat…”

The smile froze on the black cat’s face.

It looked at the small hand reaching towards its belly, only now realizing that deliberately playing tricks to scare her seemed to have backfired, and wasn’t worth it?

And when those delicate fingers curved into a tickling angle, placed on the cat’s belly…

The black cat, with its paw restrained, twisted its belly, at this moment knowing how devilish humans could be.

“Calm down… calm down, little one… Ah! Don’t!”

“Do you think it’s too late to say these things now! You’re the one who said food poisoning makes food pitiful, right! Take this tickle!”

“No… Haha! I was wrong, I was wrong! I apologize, okay? Ah! Blasphemy! I’m going to report you for blasphemy!”

“Report if you want.”

“Devil!”

Anyway, it’s already like this.

Let’s go all out with you!

…………………………………

After 10 minutes of tickle hell.

The black cat lay on its back facing the ceiling, occasionally twitching, with no light in its eyes, still muttering words like “blasphemy,” “divine punishment,” “report you,” but every sentence was already weak and breathless.

The culprit, Miss Lin Yueye, sat steadily on the creaky old chair in front of the desk, feeling triumphant.

“So, you said earlier, you were driven down by some mother goddess superior? Although I’m not very curious… but, can you elaborate?”

“Phew… I need to recover… you devil… I almost died.”

“Can deities die too?!”

“No…”

“Here we go again. Well… sorry, I was a bit excessive, but do you think I regret it? Sorry, I’m very satisfied.”

Who told you to laugh at me up there, and then scare me down here, tickling you is considered light.

And now Lin Yueye can say she’s in a good mood. Although this trashy Luminous mist probably isn’t a real cat, according to what she said, it’s just some kind of transformation, but Lin Yueye took full advantage of the tickling punishment to thoroughly pet the cat to her heart’s content, not missing any spot on the cat. This was a wish she had when she was still alive in her previous life. Petting stray cats always resulted in bites, buying a pet cat was unaffordable, and cat cafes required spending money just to enter, which she couldn’t afford. Was it really that easy to just pet a cat?

So, Little Yueye won’t apologize, and moreover, has no guilt!

However…

Looking at the black cat’s condition, something seems off?

It’s been so long, shouldn’t it have recovered by now?

The cat splayed out its four limbs, facing the ceiling in resignation, suddenly widened its eyes, and black light points like fireflies began to swirl around its body.

“Ugh… can’t do it anymore, the environment in the lower realm is too poor… and encountering a devil like you, ah… divine power is bottoming out, terrible… I can’t maintain this form anymore…”

“?”

Lin Yueye quickly stood up, not daring to be careless in the face of an unknown situation.

She saw the light points becoming denser and denser on the black cat’s body, enveloping the entire cat, like water gathering and then spreading out when encountering a depression. The range of light points was continuously expanding, soon covering nearly half of this small bed.

Lin Yueye instinctively used her arm to shield her head, people have such reflexive crisis responses when encountering unknown situations. What if these light points explode? Don’t let me die again right after reincarnating!

But…

She didn’t hear any thunderous noise.

When everything quieted down, she slowly moved her arm away from her face and opened her eyes to look at the bed.

Her poor heart, already uneasy, skipped another beat.

“……”

A physical explosion, no.

But a mental explosion, yes.

The black light points had disappeared.

The black cat that was enveloped by the light points earlier was also gone.

Instead, lying on the bed, appeared a fresh and tender little girl.

Black hair like a waterfall, as brilliant as the starry night sky.

Everything about her could be summed up with the word “petite,” the fluffy black long hair spread over the small skin, above the blushing cheeks that hadn’t yet faded from the tickling embarrassment, sapphire blue pupils like the revolving Milky Way, seemingly encompassing the mysteries of the entire universe.

Roughly estimated, if Lin Yueye was 1.6 meters tall, then this suddenly appeared loli girl might be only 1.4 meters.

The reason Lin Yueye could think so clearly was because everything was indeed very clear to her.

To be specific.

She had no clothes on at all.

So, that’s why she was described as fresh and tender, and, well, naked.

Suddenly.

A pair of cat ears that were originally attached to the hair shot out from the fluffy black hair with a crisp “boing” sound.

As the two short legs spread out to the sides in a completely exposed state, the girl faced the ceiling, just like before, devoid of life, taking deep breaths to adjust her state after being tickled.

Only, before it was a cat.

Now it’s a human.

Her sapphire blue pupils reflected Lin Yueye’s surprised and beautiful little face below, perhaps remembering the embarrassment just now, a mortal daring to desecrate a deity, thus, she uttered her world-shaking words again.

“What are you looking at?”

“……”

You’re right.

I’m not a lolicon, what am I looking at.

Recalling the actions of petting the cat while tickling earlier…

Guilt, isn’t it here now?

Lin Yueye silently pulled over the quilt, covered it over the loli that had grown on her bed, chanting the Great Compassion Mantra in her heart, as well as reciting pi.

However, the loli frowned, raised her leg and kicked off the quilt, snorting as she turned her head away, still sulking.

“What’s this, it’s uncomfortable pressing on the body, are you going to continue taking revenge on me? I warn you, that’s about enough, people can’t be without principles! I’m still the deity who helped you reincarnate, you should have a conscience!”

“Now you’re getting worked up?!”

I just covered you with a quilt, that’s conscience!