Pretending to Be an Alpha in an All-Alpha Boy Band - Chapter 79

Chapter 79: Pure Forum Format (All Netizen Comments – Don’t Subscribe If You Dislike)

[Hot] [Popular] Title: OMG! Little Yuan is working so hard! He’s being rotated by so many people, all under the cameras in public…

1st Floor:

So many people at Silence’s anniversary closing event! My mom and I went together, and I was so nervous the whole way there. When we got inside, the place was absolutely packed—not to mention the crowds outside! We were lucky we got to the mall early, or we might not have gotten in at all. Little Yuan looked really nervous, but he was so professional. People kept taking turns filming him and asking him to model the products, and he was so cooperative. Ahhhh, I can’t take it anymore! Little Yuan is just so handsome and beautiful! He’s my little sister, big brother, male god, female goddess, mom, baby, egg… [Countless gorgeous photos] [Video]

2nd Floor:

I can’t even with this cheesy title. [Frog Screaming Emoji]

3rd Floor:

Came in all horny, pants already off, and this is what you show me, OP? I want the good stuff! [Angry Emoji]

4th Floor:

I can’t take it anymore! I clicked on this all horny on the subway, terrified of missing the good stuff, and you disappoint me like this, OP? You’re making me so hangry!

5th Floor:

Floor 10:

Oh my god, Yuan, you’re actually like this in private?! I never believed Scepter’s other S-rank Alphas would do anything to you, but now I’m genuinely worried about your little pigudrum…

Floor 11:

Little Yuan definitely deserves all his Dream A fans. He’s such a delectable little treat—who could resist?! [Angry emoji]

Floor 12:

And Little Yuan is such a precious baby! Today, the mall was so crowded that the event had to start early. Many fans were blocked at the entrance and couldn’t get in. Worried they might suffer heatstroke, Little Yuan personally paid for the staff to bring in large air conditioners, huo xiang zheng qi shui (a traditional Chinese medicine), Inhibitors, barrier patches, and other essentials. And he even bought the top-tier brands!

Floor 13:

Wait, there’s more! Silence had originally planned a short route, so only fans near the store could see Little Yuan. But he didn’t want us to have come all this way for nothing and wanted everyone to see him, so he specially negotiated with the staff to change the route. He was even worried the fans at the mall entrance would be disappointed they couldn’t see him, so he had the staff set up multiple livestream angles.

Floor 14:

“I’m just as excited to see you all as you are to see me.” Those were his exact words!!!

Floor 15:

If you knew I was a Little Yuan stan, you’d understand why I’m so ecstatic right now. I’ve completely lost my own rhythm these days. How did this happen? How did Little Yuan captivate me so utterly? Little Yuan, Little Yuan… [Pink rabbit emoji]

Floor 16:

Falling for Little Yuan is irreversible, like stepping through a door you can never leave.

Floor 17:

What door? ○’s back door?

Floor 18:

True. ○ is so delicious, who would ever want to leave? [Grinning face emoji]

Floor 19:

Hey! We’re having a touching moment here, and you guys are talking about that? Is that even appropriate?

Floor 20:

Of course it’s inappropriate! It deserves severe condemnation. Everyone, step aside! Let me be the first to criticize! [Pants] [-1]

Floor 21:

Wait, I thought Little Yuan was a straight-A cancer? I saw an interview with him… Did I imagine a whole extra memory?

Floor 22:

+1. I’m an alumnus of Little Yuan’s school and took the same elective class as him. To be honest, while ○ is undeniably beautiful, handsome, and dazzling, his casual banter and horseplay with friends really screamed “straight.”

Floor 23:

A straight-A cancer? Even better!

Floor 24:

I just love these delectable little straight-A cancers. Let’s see if his career path is just as straight. [Finger-beckoning emoji]

Floor 25:

Wait, what? I just scrolled through videos on multiple platforms, and tons of people are posting recordings from inside Silence! Apparently, they separate alphas and omegas into different sections before merging them at the end. The first shots showed lots of smaller omegas and betas, but when the camera panned, I nearly jumped out of my skin—there was a whole row of big refrigerators!

26th Floor:

Holy shit, it’s true! Does Silence sell appliances now? A live refrigerator fire sale?

27th Floor:

Ahahaha! I’m dying of laughter! But this also shows that Little Yuan’s alpha fans really do have some serious clout. They’re just… truly twisted.

28th Floor:

New fan here. What’s the deal? How twisted are they exactly?

28th Floor:

Just look at this screenshot and you’ll understand.

[Screenshot]

Anonymous User: Little Yuan’s skin is so fair, and he works out regularly. His urine must be healthy, clean, and slightly tinted. The smell is undoubtedly fragrant—it would even taste good, like a refreshing drink.

[200,000+ likes]

29th Floor:

Holy shit, how disgusting! [Green frog emoji screeching]

30th Floor:

Wait a minute—why does this have over two hundred thousand likes?!

31st Floor:

I can’t even be bothered to comment on this anonymous user. They’re an old-timer on Dream A Forum. Just from their tone, you can tell they’re definitely the author of that fandom-shaking masterpiece, Little Yuan’s Splash Water Face Wash.

Floor 32:

So Little Yuan was stuck with a bunch of rich, perverted Alphas during the store closing event? God, now the OP’s title seems spot-on. I’m seriously terrified they’ll take turns with Little Yuan right in front of the cameras, in broad daylight.

Floor 33:

Don’t worry, the venue was totally secure. But here’s the weird part: several of the Alphas were wearing masks and hats, all decked out like they were celebrities or something.

Floor 34:

Eh? Am I imagining things? Why do these guys look so familiar? [Image circled in red]

Floor 35:

Uhm, can we even say this? Like, the Ex-Husband Squad and the Current Husband Squad?

Floor 36:

Holy shit, the more I look at their arrogant vibes, the more they seem like members of Scepter. The one on the left must be Brother Huo, and the one on the right is corn sausage. And those three Alphas staring daggers at Little Yuan from the other side? They look more and more like Necro.

Floor 37:

Real or fake? But those three Alphas were definitely spending a lot of money here. Oh, oh, oh, I think I heard one of the salesclerks call one of them Mr. Su. Mr. Su bought a ton—at least two thousand that day.

Floor 38:

Just to clarify, the unit is ten thousand.

Floor 39:

From this angle, the bag looks like it’s from SLC? Holy shit, what’s going on? Aren’t Necro and Scepter supposed to be rivals? And yet SLC and some of his teammates came to support Little Yuan’s endorsement deal together?!

Floor 40:

Are they that into him?

Floor 41:

Don’t you guys know? Back when ○ was with Ximi Entertainment, their F4 and Little Yuan all had CPs. They even shared a dormitory later, so a lot of their CP fans just assumed they’d already, you know, done the deed. (////)

Floor 42:

Holy shit, my ○ is such a badass! He straight-up turned two entire boy groups gay? So many dicks—can he even handle it all? [Covering mouth, drooling uncontrollably GIF]

Floor 43:

Forget the Ex-Husband Squad, Little Yuan. You should just pamper the Current Husband Squad. Too many is bad for your health, sweetie. The Current Husband Squad has exactly five members, which means you can even have a weekend off. Mom knows you can handle it—it’s just five guys, right? Show Mom your skills, okay? [shy]

Floor 44:

Wait, are they actually a thing? I thought they were just straight guys bromancing.

Floor 45:

I didn’t know before, but now I’m sure. I won’t spread rumors about others, but the S-rank Alphas from Scepter have definitely been turned into Yuan’s simps. Take Brother Huo, the classic straight-A cancer case, for example. Everyone knows he’s the most pretentious and annoying guy—he inherited a massive fortune and acts like a celestial dragon, so his arrogance is understandable. But around Yuan, he’s like a lapdog, at most throwing a minor tantrum or washing his underwear with a cold glare.

Floor 46:

But if Yuan is unhappy, he wouldn’t dare make a peep.

Floor 47:

0.0 I don’t know if I should be saying this. My mom’s a VIC at the mall, and when we were shopping at House D for silk scarves, I suddenly saw Big Refrigerator. He bought a scarf, and I assumed he was giving it to his partner, but then he immediately tied it around someone else’s neck right there.

Floor 48:

Their impeccable aura drew my gaze. To my surprise, one of the Alphas had pink hair! It was then I realized it was Brother Huo and Little Yuan.

[Photo: Two fully-armed figures. The taller Alpha’s fingers lifted a strand of pink hair as he helped tie a silk scarf.]

49th Floor:

Brother Huo, where’s Little Yuan? What’s he up to, huh?

50th Floor:

Holy cow, Brother Huo ties silk scarves with such practiced ease, even creating a perfect bow. Is this really the straight-A cancer Brother Huo I know? [Covers face]

51st Floor:

How did Brother Huo suddenly become Yuan’s lapdog without me noticing? [Confused]

52nd Floor:

Why does Yuan still look so gorgeous, even though he’s so covered up? His hair has grown so much longer—hehe, I really want to see Yuan in a skirt.

53rd Floor:

Brother Huo, I’m really rooting for you now! Keep going, okay? Don’t let this fetishist lose! [Fighting spirit]

54th Floor:

I’m rooting for Brother Huo too. Aside from everything else, he’s genuinely generous and willing to spend money on Little Yuan. Later, I tried to go to the VIC Lounge, but the manager said it was occupied. Shortly after, a song began playing throughout the mall—the kind they play only when sales exceed a million. The song continued for over an hour, until the mall closed, and it still hadn’t stopped.

Floor 55:

Didn’t Brother Huo used to spout all those “straight-A cancer” aphorisms, claiming he’d never pamper anyone, even an Omega? How come he’s suddenly going all-out for Little Yuan? facepalm

Floor 56:

Brother Huo’s playing us.

Floor 57:

Maybe it’s deliberate. Brother Huo publicly spouts “straight-A cancer” rhetoric while secretly fawning over his goddess behind the scenes. This could be a strategy to scare off rivals and monopolize Little Yuan’s attention. laughing-crying emoji

Floor 58:

Turns out, CEO romance is still the best. I can’t take it anymore! My throat’s getting itchy, like I’m developing pica.

Floor 59:

+1

Floor 60:

I still have my standards. Unless Brother Huo can convince Little Yuan to wear a skirt, I’m not buying his stock.

Floor 61:

Then I want to see that thigh-high mini-skirt.

Floor 62:

Yeah, yeah, yeah! And I’ll take the bunny girl uniform.

Floor 63:

Stop reading fanfiction! It’s rotting your brain. Bunny girl uniforms? Seriously?

Floor 64:

Really? What if I pulled out this [Bunny Girl Little ○]?

Floor 65:

Send the original image.

Floor 66:

This is the classic bunny boy look! Little Yuan is trapped inside a claw machine and needs his teammates outside to help him get the key by winning capsules. The author even wrote a story where all the Scepter members take turns operating the claw machine. Until they win the key, they have to follow all the instructions on the slips of paper inside the capsules.

Floor 67:

I know that one! The first capsule’s slip said Little Yuan had to defend himself inside the claw machine. Then, outside the glass display case, um, five Alphas were staring at him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Floor 68:

Barrier is way too steamy! I stayed up all night reading it and now I can’t make it to my early shift tomorrow.

Floor 69:

I’m a student, I don’t have an early shift. I’ll read it first. [Lustful emoji]

Floor 70:

So, is it confirmed now? At the Silence store closing event’s group photo session, those Alphas were actually from the rival boy group? Because Yuan used to be with Ximi Entertainment and there was some beef, both sides have been avoiding each other like the plague. Surely an N boy group wouldn’t do something this stupid?

Two hours later.

Floor 401:

It’s confirmed! Those Alphas are definitely members of some N boy group. slc and the others were invited to Silence’s anniversary gala tonight. Guess what happened?

Floor 402:

slc later posted a promotional group photo on Weibo, which is normal enough. But he posted the wrong one! He accidentally shared a photo of himself and Little Yuan from Silence’s anniversary closing event!

Floor 403:

I’m dying of laughter! That N group always plays it low-key, marketing themselves as aloof and uninterested in promotion. Their fans have been waiting ages for an update, and then BAM! A photo of him with ysy! It’s like redemption! (And it was a secret, fully disguised, super-expensive photo, too!)

Floor 404:

The photo isn’t even the main point; it’s the caption.

Floor 405:

Hmm… true. slc captioned it “78.” What does that even mean? Does it mean… “dick”?

Floor 406:

No way they’d be that vulgar.

Floor 407:

Uh, could it mean they haven’t seen each other for 78 days? Or haven’t taken a photo together for 78 days?

Holy shit, it’s actually been 78 days since their last group photo! Their company posted a group shot on their official Weibo (which could barely count as a photo of the two of them), and today is exactly 78 days since then!

Floor 409:

SLC fans are going crazy! They thought they were rivals, but now they’ve discovered their bias can’t stop thinking about his rival. And to make matters worse, Big Brother is basically just a simp, not even a backup option. I’m dying of laughter! The sky is literally falling.

Floor 410:

Doesn’t SLC need their manager’s approval before posting on Weibo? Why did they just post it directly? Two boy groups attending the same event is already a sensitive situation. SLC knew everyone would be watching them like hawks, yet they still made this “accidental” mistake.

Floor 411:

Isn’t this basically declaring to the world that he’s still hung up on YSY?

Floor 412:

So what? What can anyone do about it?

Floor 413:

So what if he can’t forget? Yuan doesn’t give a damn.

Floor 414:

Aiyo, you gotta say Yuan Shiyuan is a true dog-training master! He easily subdued an S-rank Alpha. [得意]

Floor 415:

Circle Emperor lives up to his name. Smug.

Floor 416:

Isn’t Brother Snake over the moon? slc is practically his personal skin suit. Now that they have a photo together, he must be ecstatic, seamlessly projecting himself into the role.

Floor 417:

He’s been in quite the good mood lately.

Screenshot:

User S: Hehe, happy.

User S: Nine characters. Yay!

User S: Can’t figure it out.

User S: Could this mean I have a chance…? 0.0?

User S: Commissioned Art: ○ Riding a White Horse, Looking Down with Lowered Eyes

Floor 418:

What’s this snake hissing about again? Gibberish. But the commissioned art is good, so I’m stealing it.

Floor 419:

Seriously, is he documenting his adolescent angst daily? How old is this guy anyway, to have so much money?

Floor 420:

Constantly flipping to dark mode and changing his avatar. So edgy! He must be pretty young, right? Auntie A’s “Elderly Aunt Syndrome Etiquette” 7 Commandments for Wandering Spouses.

Floor 421:

But why use slc as a skin suit? I don’t get it.

Floor 422:

Maybe their names are similar? Or their appearances? His username is “S,” right? Like “slc,” maybe his real name starts with S too.

Floor 423:

User S: ?

Floor 424:

User S: ? A screenshot of my profile? What does that mean? Who told you to post that?

Floor 425:

Holy shit! The OG dream A king has arrived! All you plebeian As, step aside! Let Brother Snake have the honor of licking Yuan’s feet!

Floor 426:

User S: Are you sick in the head? Me, licking his feet? What’s so great about his feet? I wouldn’t even bother looking at them.

Floor 427:

I’m genuinely impressed by how hard he’s trying to deny it.

Floor 428:

Little Yuan forcing you to look? Keep raging.

Floor 429:

User S: Look where?

Floor 430:

???

I’m done for.

Floor 431:

Just admit it, Brother Snake! You’re madly in love with Yuan! I’ve never seen someone so stubborn. Are you this tough when you look down at yourself? [facepalm]

Floor 432:

User S: Stop spreading rumors about me! You people don’t know shit! When did I ever say I liked Yuan Shiyuan? And stop fantasizing about him here! He has nothing to do with his teammates, and he’d never lower himself to associate with those worthless teammates.

Floor 433:

You don’t like him? Then why don’t you change your profile picture from that pink princess dress he wore? I really don’t want to see you going crazy everywhere with Little Yuan Baby’s avatar.

Floor 434:

User S: I’ll use whatever the fuck I want. Mind your own business, piss off.

Floor 435:

Holy shit, Brother Snake’s completely lost it!

Floor 436:

Why hasn’t Scepter fucked Little Yuan yet? I wanna see it.

Floor 437:

User Snake: Huh? Did you even read what I said? Yuan Shiyuan and his teammates are just colleagues, okay? Stop fantasizing.

Floor 438:

“Colleagues, colleagues,” yeah, yeah. So when are they gonna gangbang Little Yuan? I wanna see it.

Floor 439:

They already did. They even have two kids now.

Floor 440:

According to reliable unofficial records, Little Yuan already had twins with his teammates—Corn Sausage and Corn Silk. They only pretend to be colleagues to hide the truth.

Floor 441:

User S: ???

Floor 442:

Now that the twins have grown up, they can’t resist the sight of their ripe and beautiful stepmother. They finally reach out their sinful hands to Mommy. For the rest, check out my “Depraved Literature” collection on my homepage.

Floor 443:

If Father can, why can’t I?

Floor 444:

If Brother can, why can’t I?

Floor 445:

Mommy, Father’s already useless. You need a stronger Alpha… Has he been here?

Floor 446:

User S: …

Floor 447:

User S: Dumbass, reported.

Due to frequent reports, this thread has been banned.