Pretending to Be an Alpha in an All-Alpha Boy Band - Chapter 141
Chapter 141: Pure Forum Style
[HOT] [Anonymous] Title: HELP!! I’m going to be in the same drama as my idol, and there’s a high chance I’ll even get to act opposite him!!!
OP: I’m a die-hard husband fan of Little Yuan. I saw someone share the audition process for Little Yuan’s new drama, so I decided to give it a shot. When I saw Little Yuan in person, I almost fainted on the spot… How can anyone be so breathtakingly beautiful that even their hair seems to glow?!
But I never imagined the drama’s background checks would be so insane! They even checked our social media fan affiliations (thank goodness I cleared everything beforehand). I just got some amazing news: I passed the audition! Not as some background extra! I’ll have lines, physical interactions, and even be a crucial supporting character with emotional outbursts!
2nd Floor
I went to the audition too, taking extreme precautions—even buying a new phone and number. But they still discovered my fan affiliations and rejected me.
OP, you claim to be a hardcore husband fan, yet you passed the production team’s background check? I seriously doubt your fan credentials!
Third Floor
Huh? Where did this daydreaming fantasist come from? Director Chen hasn’t even officially announced the cast list, and you’re already making things up? And you’re claiming there’s dialogue and physical interaction? Why don’t you just say you want to practice kissing scenes with Little Yuan?
Dream boyfriend, keep your fantasies to yourself. Get lost!
Fourth Floor
The husband fan above is right. “Hardcore husband fan”? “Audition”? I bet you’re just some creepy stalker who secretly followed Little Yuan onto the set! Seriously terrifying!
Fifth Floor
OP: I’m not lying! I’ve already received the electronic contract; the official announcement just hasn’t been made yet. It’ll be revealed any day now. I was just so excited and thrilled, I wanted to share my feelings with fellow fans. Why are you all attacking me? [crying]
Sixth Floor
OP: Aren’t we all on the same side here…?
Oh, and I have a cute story to share! I saw Little Yuan studying the script on set. He’s so dedicated—the script was covered in his notes. Whenever he came across a scene he didn’t understand or found confusing, he’d draw a little question mark. It was absolutely adorable! [heart]
7th Floor
Who are you calling “one of us”? Get lost! The production team’s background checks are so strict—how did you even pass? Clearly, you’re not a true fan of Little Yuan. And you still claim you’re not making things up? Fake fan confirmed!
8th Floor
?? OP, you’re definitely a sasaeng, right? With the production team’s strict security, how could you freely wander around during auditions, observing Little Yuan up close as he studied the script and took notes? You’re definitely a sasaeng—reported!
@Official Greed Production Team @Director Chen Yin I demand a thorough investigation into the OP’s identity! We can’t let these kinds of people infiltrate the set!
9th Floor
@Director Chen Yin It’s incredibly dangerous to have a sasaeng like OP on set. They claim to have obtained an electronic contract and have been secretly spying on Mr. Yuan Shiyuan’s work habits. If they’re already snooping into script details, what else will they do once they’re on set?
Please investigate thoroughly! Protect the actors’ safety!
10th Floor
The more the OP tries to explain, the more suspicious they look. Real husband fans are busy crunching data for Little Yuan, not rushing to brag like you. Your actions will only cause trouble for him.
I strongly suspect you’re a troublemaker sent by a rival group!
11th Floor
楼主 (OP): I swear I’m not a spy from the rival group! I’m a Little Yuan fan, and I’ve loved him for ages. You can tell by my forum level—I’m a veteran husband fan through and through.
Okay, I shouldn’t have peeked at Little Yuan, I admit, but it was just a quick glance from afar, no intentional stalking involved. When he’s working, he’s so focused and immersed, his profile glowing in the sunlight… I couldn’t help myself, taking a few extra peeks at my husband, is that a crime?!
Reply 12
OP, that’s rough, but you’re not getting any sympathy from me. So many husband fans on the forum’s front page failed auditions or got stuck in the verification stage and were sadly rejected. You’re flaunting your luck and getting trashed for it—serves you right.
Reply 13
How the hell did OP even pass the screening?! I’m seriously losing my mind. I’m trying every channel I can think of to get in with funding, but the staff keep telling me I’m on the waiting list… (which probably means there are no spots left).
Just how insane are you people? Why are there no spots left even for those willing to pay?! What level of cutthroat competition is this Dream A fandom?!
Reply 14
Sigh… I’m pulling every string I have, trying to land even a minor role. After all, opportunities to get close to our idols like this are rare as hen’s teeth.
15th Floor
OP, did you manage to get a connection? If so, could you bring me along? I’d pay top dollar.
Even if I’m just an extra watching Little Yuan and the others film intimate scenes. Seeing it with my own eyes would make it feel so much more immersive. Plus, I’m really worried those clumsy Alphas might hurt my Little Yuan…
16th Floor
Heh, OP, I want to kill you.
17th Floor
What are you bragging about? So you nailed the audition? Big deal! Who cares if you got the part or not? Idiot, get lost.
18th Floor
So how did OP actually break through the competition? Either they have connections so powerful the production team couldn’t refuse them, or their acting skills are truly exceptional—enough to make Director Chen overlook their fanboy status? But judging by OP’s obsessive behavior and the dream shipping fanfics they’ve saved on their homepage, they don’t exactly seem like a seasoned pro…
19th Floor
Ugh, I’m done. OP just wanted to share their excitement about getting the part, and now they’re being swarmed by a bunch of jealous whiners. Can’t you choke on your own bitterness already?
OP, ignore them. I just want to know: who are the two main male supporting leads? And which Alpha will be filming intimate scenes with Little Yuan? Even a hint would be appreciated! I’m dying to know!
20th Floor
Why are you asking that?
21st Floor
Don’t I get to pick my skinsuit in advance? [Dog Head Emoji]
22nd Floor
I burst out laughing.
23rd Floor
You even want to get a feel for them beforehand, so you can immerse yourself better later, right?
24th Floor
Brother, you get me! I’ve gotten pretty good at wearing skinsuits. I’m hoping the two male leads with the most intimate scenes with Little Yuan are from the same group. Those skinsuits fit me best~
25th Floor
OP: I honestly don’t know who the specific male leads are. I’m just a minor supporting character; core production details are way beyond my clearance. Even if I knew, I couldn’t tell you.
26th Floor
OP: But I can tell you, Little Yuan has a really good relationship with his groupmates. He’s so kind and gentle with everyone, and also very generous—he gives each of them the chance to dote on him.
As I watched, I actually started to feel a bit immersed… like I was the one bustling around him, tending to his every need. [Blushing Face Emoji]
27th Floor
So, what kind of character are you playing, OP? I’m a bit curious.
28th Floor
OP: That’s a bit sensitive to reveal… Alright, I’ll just give you the gist.
Anyway, I’m just a cannon fodder character who’s destined to be humiliated. There’s one scene where I get to grab Little Yuan’s wrist. [Bashful]
29th Floor
???
30th Floor
?????????! What right do you have?!
31st Floor
What? You get to grab Little Yuan’s wrist? OP, you?!
32nd Floor
Damn it! What kind of plot is this?! How does even a minor supporting character like the OP get to have physical contact with Little Yuan? Is this actually a real drama shoot, or is Little Yuan just giving us husband fans some fan service?
33rd Floor
OP, I’m warning you! Acting is one thing, but if you dare hurt Little Yuan on purpose or grope him anywhere else, all of us husband fans will make you regret it for life!
34th Floor
Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! Does anyone have connections to get me into the crew? Budget’s seven figures, proof of funds available!
35th Floor
Hey, did you know? A scalper dropped a minor role earlier, and it was already bid up to eight figures. When I asked again later, they said it had been sold through internal channels.
Rumor has it, a Major Dream A Fan snatched it up in seconds… Just a rumor, though.
36th Floor
Eight figures? For a minor role?!
37th Floor
Yep, and it wasn’t even an important one—just some background extra.
38th Floor
So, they’re spending eight figures—ten million—just to watch Little Yuan and other Alphas do that? Is this some new kind of cyber NTR fetish?
39th Floor
Friendly reminder: it’s not an eight-figure number starting with a “1.”
40th Floor
…I can’t handle this anymore. Who the hell is this rich cuckold? [Confused]
41st Floor
Wait, is this real? A Major Dream A Fan? Which one? Who’s got that kind of clout? [Eating popcorn]
42nd Floor
OP: The price seems insane, but you won’t believe what else happened at the audition venue. Many of the auditionees (who had already passed the resume and interview screenings) were decked out in designer brands from head to toe, clearly styled meticulously, every strand of hair perfectly coiffed. And the watches on their wrists? Either Richard Mille or Audemars Piguet… I overheard some of them saying they planned to secretly slip those watches to Little Yuan as a “first meeting gift” (though security was tight, so no one got close).
Oh, and guess what? Scepter’s rival group, Necro, showed up for auditions too!
Floor 43
I have a bad feeling about this…
Floor 44
The Necro x Little Yuan CP is already ancient history. Can’t ship them anymore.
Floor 45
Wait, the entire Ex-Husband Squad actually came?
Great! Four Big Refrigerators from the Ex-Husband Squad versus five Big Refrigerators from the current lineup—a showdown between old and new appliances! Let’s see which one Little Yuan prefers. [Hehe]
Floor 46
Waaah! I used to really ship the Ex-Husband Squad! OP, can you spill the tea? Did N Group and Little Yuan even speak during the audition? What was the vibe like?
Floor 47
OP: Just so-so. Little Yuan didn’t even glance at them, but the N Group members were like lingering ghosts, staring at him the whole time.
Later, when Little Yuan acted out a scene with a top-tier star, N Group’s reaction was intense. Especially that slc—his face was as dark as a pot bottom, acting like such a big shot. (This A’s emotions seemed dangerously unstable.)
Floor 48
Huh? slc? Isn’t that Brother Snake’s signature persona?
Floor 49
For Brother Snake to use slc as a persona substitute shows he has no taste at all. I genuinely can’t understand what’s so appealing about it.
Floor 50
Holy crap, speaking of Brother Snake, didn’t he post some threatening stuff on his feed before? Lately, he’s changed his profile picture and name, and his posts have become surprisingly… normal? He’s been subtly dropping hints about his “sister-in-law”… It’s like he’s a completely different person now.
Floor 51
Brother Snake might have infiltrated the cast too?!
Floor 52
Holy shit, no way… The implications are terrifying!
Floor 53
I’m starting to think it’s highly likely. The leader of Dream A infiltrating the cast… Could his obsessive harassment turn into genuine affection up close? I shudder to think what might happen…
Floor 54
Brother Snake probably wouldn’t hurt Little Yuan, right? But remembering his old posts on the forum, I can’t help but feel he’s dangerous.
Floor 55
The OP is just a harmless creep. Brother Snake, on the other hand, is the type of calculated, methodical psycho dream A. At their core, they’re both Alphas with excessive delusions about Little Yuan.
What if more than one dream A has infiltrated the cast…?
Floor 56
Don’t scare me! If this is true, Little Yuan would be surrounded by a pack of ravenous wolves on set! Even going to the bathroom would be terrifying—he’d have to cover his front and guard his back…
Floor 57
Nooooo! Nooooo! Don’t you dare peep at my wife peeing! [Sobbing]
Floor 58
Come on, Big Refrigerators of Scepter! Protect Little Yuan! Don’t let my wife go to the bathroom alone! [Sobbing][Sobbing]
Floor 59
Speaking of those five As, they’ll probably join the cast, right? Even if they don’t land major roles through auditions, they’ll definitely visit the set or play supporting characters. With them around, they should form a defensive line to keep those dream As at bay, right?
Floor 60
Hard to say. The dream A crowd already despises those five Big Refrigerators. It’ll be a miracle if they don’t start brawling on set.
Floor 61
Besides, what I fear most isn’t the underhanded stuff behind the scenes—they probably wouldn’t risk getting kicked off the project for that. What I dread is those dream A exploiting the script and their roles to “legitimately” touch Little Yuan.
Floor 62
Like, during action scenes, they might intentionally flub their takes to get extra takes, giving them more opportunities to “accidentally” touch Little Yuan. Or they’d “discuss the script” while sidling up close, and before you know it, their hand would “accidentally” slip around his waist… It’s practically impossible to guard against that!
Even if those five Big Refrigerators try to protect Little Yuan, they can’t keep a constant watch on him.
Floor 63
OP, can you swear you’d never use filming as an excuse to secretly take advantage of Little Yuan?
Floor 64
OP, why have you suddenly gone quiet?
Floor 65
OP’s guilty conscience has been exposed! [Facepalm]
Floor 66
What a coincidence, I passed the audition too! 楼主, you’d better hide well from me. If I catch you laying a hand on Little Yuan, you’ll regret it.
Floor 67
Another Dream A? Heavens, how many Dream A fans have infiltrated the production crew?!
Floor 68
!!! Everyone, rush to the official website! The official announcement is out! The cast list has been released!!
Floor 69
Little Yuan is undoubtedly the male lead. But the two male leads with the most intimate scenes with him are… Corn Silk and Childhood Friend?! Holy crap, their real-life dynamics have been completely reversed! Little Yuan’s childhood friend is actually playing the mistress in the drama! Facepalm
Floor 70
I’m actually curious how Childhood Friend will play the mistress. Laughing my ass off.
Floor 71
Why is Corn Silk the legitimate boyfriend?! Heh heh, good thing I already switched from the Captain Ship to staunch All Yuan support. As long as Little Yuan eats well and stays happy, Mama’s at peace! Wink
Floor 72
Even if you’re still on the Captain Ship, it’s fine. The remaining three teammates aren’t being left out—they’ve all been cast too! But their roles are minor, all playing Little Yuan’s one-night stands. Wonder if Director Chen will film their intimate scenes…
Floor 73
If it’s cy directing, you know the intimate scenes will be gorgeous and intense. Nosebleed!
Floor 74
Oh my god! Is Little Yuan really going to film those scenes with the entire Scepter cast? Heehee, how scandalous! I’m starting to think cy is a major All Yuan fan. This casting is practically forcing us to eat it up!
Floor 75
Hehehe, the hottest part is… After filming with his teammates all day, Little Yuan has to ride back to the company with them at night. He’s even roommates with Brother Huo!
To prepare for peak performance, Little Yuan might knock on his teammates’ doors late at night, volunteering to rehearse and familiarize himself with the script’s steamy scenes ahead of time…
They’re all virile Alphas, after all. As they rehearse, the lines between acting and reality blur, and Little Yuan becomes truly well-acquainted. Drenched in pheromones and dazed from the overload, the next day he’ll have to perform opposite another teammate, still clinging to the lingering pheromones of one teammate… Drool!
Floor 76
Enough said. Any fanfics out there? I want some Yuan-level material!
Reply 77:
Hold off on the Huangwen for now! Everyone, go check out Little Yuan’s costume test photos! ○ in his school uniform is absolutely breathtaking—he’s the epitome of a pure campus god/goddess, the ultimate school prince/princess, a celestial being, a divine kitten-baby egg-level entity! As I stare at these official photos, I’m burning with jealousy at that damn Corn Silk! He’s living the high life!
Reply 78:
Little Yuan looks so fresh and youthful in his school uniform—like a freshly baked baby!
Reply 79:
Because ○ is still a baby! He’s still in university!
Reply 80:
Hasn’t anyone saved those candid shots of ○ from his campus days? Back when I used to haunt the forums—the high school and university ones—I found tons of threads trying to track him down. There were photos of him eating in the cafeteria, playing basketball, jogging… Every candid shot was breathtakingly handsome! He’s the quintessential campus male lead!
Reply 81:
Director Chen Yin, I’m on my knees, begging you—please don’t cut a single scene! Let us feast!
Reply 82:
It’s not just Corn Silk who’s eating well—the Dream As are getting their fill too.
Reply 83:
The dream A were already eagerly anticipating the start of filming and the broadcast of the tv drama. They were waiting for the drama to air so they could clip scenes and insert themselves into them, pretending to experience campus romance with Yuan Shiyuan. It was them.
Floor 84
Directly inserting themselves into the male lead’s role, right? Talk about intense immersion!
How hilarious! Corn Silk and Childhood Friend are about to become public-domain skins, used by everyone to roleplay dating Little Yuan.
Floor 85
Many dream A have already started writing fanfiction and smut, preemptively inserting themselves into romances with Little Yuan… Their typing speed is insane.
Floor 86
Wait, what? Weren’t they initially so resistant, complaining every day?
Floor 87
They can complain all they want, but who can resist the chance to have a campus romance with Yuan? Now that there are so many ready-made skins, they can switch between them as they please. They can experience the satisfaction of being the main partner, the thrill of being the mistress in a secret affair, and play all sorts of background characters… With seven days a week, they can’t even exhaust all the skins—no repetition!
Floor 88
Hold up? Did something weird slip onto the list? Why is there an slc from some N house? [Scratches head]
Floor 89
Holy shit, it’s actually true! Remember when N Group Rival’s underling auditioned and got mercilessly mocked? Turns out he actually got the part?!
90th Floor
I honestly don’t get their angle. This drama is clearly a harem series for Circle Emperor. What was N Group Rival’s underling even thinking auditioning?
91st Floor
They know they’re flopping, so they’re trying to ride Circle Emperor’s coattails. Everyone knows N Group Rival’s slc loves leeching off Circle Emperor’s fame. He’s like a cloned sheep, constantly stalking Circle Emperor’s every move, copying everything he does.
92nd Floor
slc is seriously such a snake. Circle Emperor posts a selfie, and he immediately follows suit, just shifting the angle slightly.
Now the official drama account announces the cast, and normal artists would just retweet the official post, right? But slc, that attention-seeking clown, actually re-shared Little Yuan’s re-share of the original post.
People used to call the other Alphas in Scepter “clingy simps”… but this slc takes clingy simping to a whole new level! retching sounds
93rd Floor
Clingy? I think slc is deliberately provoking him.
94th Floor
Willing fans, they’re literally walking all over us! How can you stand for this?
95th Floor
Provocation? I don’t think so. It seems like slc is deliberately trying to grab Circle Emperor’s attention. Am I overthinking this?
96th Floor
Am I the only one curious about how slc even got this role? How could N Group, a rival group, possibly agree to let one of their members play a minor supporting role in a drama headlined by their nominal enemy—a role so small it’s practically just an extra?
Alright, let me get straight to the point. slc’s character is the security guard for the high-end residential complex where Yuan and Corn Silk live. He’s basically their personal doorman, delivering takeout and packages all day. I’m just wondering… was this role really worth taking? [Facepalm]
97th Floor
What’s going on? Ex-Husband Brother has become Little Yuan’s love security guard?
98th Floor
I used to think the Ex-Husband Squad and Yuan CP edits were fake, and I still do. But the fact that slc would take such a lowly security guard role just to be on set…
Is slc secretly in love with Yuan?
99th Floor
Clicked. Otherwise, why would a perfectly good boy group—and a popular one at that—insist on playing such a demeaning role? Some N Group fans are going crazy; they can’t wrap their heads around how their Big Brother ended up being the rival group’s doorman. [Facepalm]
100th Floor
He’s been doing that for ages. slc isn’t the only one.
101st Floor
Haven’t you guys heard? Ximi Entertainment previously suppressed two scandals: one involving yx and the other involving nlj. We don’t know the specifics, but both were related to Yuan.
According to reliable rumors, they were probably failed confessions of love…
102nd Floor
Let’s not spread rumors, okay? We Willing Fans are pretty rational.
103rd Floor
Clicked. They confessed to Yuan? Isn’t that a bit much? Especially yx, that human-machine. Would he even confess? (Though you can tell yx has a thing for Yuan; he stares at Yuan non-stop whenever Yuan’s around.)
Floor 104
Not necessarily, right? Before Yuan joined Scepter, didn’t yx chase him all the way to the music bar? Holy crap, he even tipped 100,000 credits to get Yuan to wear cat ears and a bell collar while mixing drinks for him.
This guy’s got some serious game.
Floor 105
+1… Actually, I think yx might not even realize what “love” is yet, but he’s mastered the art of sexual harassment without any training.
It’s terrifying. Even though he’s still just a machine, he already knows how to woo my Little Yuan wifey. 😱 Screams
Floor 106
What do I do if my wife is being sexually harassed by her ex-husband? 😭
Floor 107
Wake up, buddy. Little Yuan is my wife. 😡
Floor 108
When it comes to delusional fantasies, who can compete with Brother Snake? He’s already unilaterally dating Yuan, keeping a detailed diary of their “daily romantic moments”!
Floor 109
Huh? Is this the same Snake I remember? Wasn’t he always chasing Yuan like a rabid dog, constantly calling him a slut for flirting with other Alphas, and yet still spending money and doing the data-crunching like no one else?
Floor 110
I wonder what he’s been through. He used to have a black avatar when he was all dark and edgy, but now he’s gone all pink and fluffy with a pink avatar. And get this—he’s even made his homepage public!
Floor 111
Drop a link to Brother Snake’s Homepage.
Floor 112
[Anonymous User] shared User S’s (Waiting for Yuan Shiyuan’s Little Sister’s Solo Version) homepage.
Title: Some random thoughts about Little Sister Yuan. ^^
OP: S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut Edition)
1L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut Edition)
Here’s a new dress for Little Sister Yuan, to keep prying eyes away. [Handmade Strappy Dress for Yuan Shiyuan Cotton Doll]
2L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut Edition)
We almost missed each other, but thankfully fate smiled on us. With so many people there, you looked right at me, and I could hear your voice so clearly—it sounded so lovely.
And that tiramisu you made yourself? It was delicious. I loved it. Next time, I’ll make one for you too. [Heart][Tiramisu]
3L
? What’s Brother Snake hissing about? I can’t understand a word of this.
4L
Is Brother Snake going down the pure-hearted dream boyfriend route now? Has he switched his persona to a wholesome dream man? Or is he just fantasizing about everyday romance with Yuan? [Confused Head-Scratching]
5L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut Edition)
Just thinking about how we’ll soon be together every day—I’ll get to see you in person, not just on a screen, and be close to you. With a legitimate reason. I’m so happy! ^^
Hehe, don’t be jealous.
6L
?! Wait, what does this mean? You’ll get to see Yuan every day? A “legitimate reason”??? Brother Snake, don’t scare me… You didn’t actually sneak onto the set, did you?!
7L
Holy shit, Brother Snake actually managed to infiltrate the crew?! So many Dream Alpha fans with deep pockets couldn’t even get in—how the hell did you pull it off? Who are you, really, some kind of deity?!
8L
Brother Snake, you didn’t get the supporting role with intimate scenes with Little Yuan, did you? I’m gonna die of jealousy if you did.
9L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut Version)
Replying to 8L: Hehe.
10L
What does “Hehe” mean?! Holy shit, you actually got it? I can’t handle this.
Brother Snake himself infiltrated the crew, and his custom fursuit passed the audition too… Now he’s gonna have the time of his life on set—double the indulgence, double the Yuan! 😱
11L
Brother Snake, you’ve taken Dream Alpha fandom to a whole new level. I humbly bow down to you. 👍
12L
You really got into the crew? Can you reply to my DM?
13L
Got any connections to get me in too? Money’s no object.
14L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut Version)
I’m in a good mood right now, don’t make me cuss you out.
15L
My god, Brother Snake actually evolved into a civilized human being! Shocking!
16L
If you were Brother Snake, you’d become civilized too. Imagine: you’re on set, with a legitimate reason to be close to ○. Not only that, but every interaction would be filmed, seen by the whole world—like an official announcement…
On set, Little Yuan would change into different outfits: a youthful school uniform, crisp business attire, a sizzling halter dress… You might even have scenes requiring physical contact, your fingertips brushing against her radiant, warm skin, catching a whiff of her intoxicating scent…
And what if the plot required Little Yuan to gaze at you with teary eyes, calling you by your character’s name? Fuck, I can’t even think about it anymore. Just imagining it makes me rock-hard.
17L
I’m dying! Just imagining myself in this scenario is enough to make me climax! This is literally Dream A heaven!
18L
So, Brother Snake, you’re an actor? I always suspected you were an insider—you speak with such familiarity about industry processes.
19L
Aaaaaaaah! Jealousy is twisting me beyond recognition! Brother Snake, please, I beg you, don’t touch my wife! I’m begging you, please, please! [Crying uncontrollably][Wailing hysterically]
20L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s solo debut version)
Replying to 19L: Do you really think that’s possible?
21L
??? You little shit, you’re actually planning to take advantage of Little Yuan?!
22L
As the leader of Dream A and Little Yuan’s biggest fan, how could I possibly resist getting close to her? No way! I need to report this to the production team, or I’m genuinely afraid Brother Snake will lose control and have my wife deep-fried! 😭😭
23L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s solo debut)
Let’s all admire my wedding photos with Little Sister Yuan! ^^~
[Su Luochen and Yuan Shiyuan’s photoshopped wedding photos] 😊
24L
Please censor these nightmare fuel images!
25L
Brother Snake, are you really obsessed with Little Yuan? Lately, slc has been posting Yuan-style updates every day, and it’s so cringe-worthy it’s making me embarrassed for him. Aren’t you going to say anything?
26L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s solo debut)
Reply to 25L: Mind your own damn business!
27L
Brother Snake, your taste in Yuan merchandise is decent, but your eye for skinsuits is atrocious.
Take me, for example. I’ve mastered the art of wearing skinsuits—they’re seamless and completely natural. Brother Snake, tell me secretly how you got onto the production team, and I’ll teach you my skinsuit-wearing skills. What do you say?
You should get a new skin suit already. There’s absolutely no immersion wearing that slc thing.
28L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut)
Replying to 27L: How’s life treating you lately? Has that “ugly face, delusional dreams” syndrome improved any?
29L
Seriously, no manners whatsoever.
30L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut)
My words sound harsh? Good. Do you even deserve to hear nice things? Get lost.
31L
Hilarious. At the end of the day, you’re all just dream boyfriends. What makes you think you’re better than me? You went to great lengths to infiltrate Little Yuan’s film crew, and he probably doesn’t even know who you are.
You’d better have some self-respect and basic decency. Don’t stoop to such depraved acts as spying on Little Yuan in the bathroom, drinking his water, collecting his urine, stealing his underwear… (one thousand lines omitted)… and other deranged behaviors.
32L
Dude, I swear you’ve already written the plan. [Confused]
33L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut)
Of course I’m different from you lot. Heh heh. Little Sister Yuan cares about me and keeps me in her heart. I don’t have time to waste talking to you losers.
34L
Brother Snake, I’m begging you, please change your skin.
35L
Little Yuan and slc are a terrible match, aren’t they?
36L
S (Waiting for Yuan Shiyuan’s Little Sister to Debut Solo)
We were made for each other.
37L
I was completely dumbfounded when I saw slc. Who could possibly ship those two? Brother Snake’s taste is truly extraordinary—I’m starting to suspect you’re actually him.
38L
S (Waiting for Yuan Shiyuan’s Little Sister to Debut Solo)
Replying to 37L: ?
38L
Plus, slc, that copycat, has been mimicking Yuan lately, and the Dream Alpha fans have been roasting him so hard they’ve driven him off social media. Brother Snake, with your lightning-fast internet, how could you not know this? Why are you still using slc as your skin?
39L
LOL, trying to imitate the goddess and failing miserably, enraging all the simps.
40L
Isn’t slc just another simp himself?
41L
Watching these dogs tear each other apart is hilarious.
42L
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Please stop spreading baseless rumors. Little Yuan does care about slc. Their relationship is far more complex than you realize.
43L
How complex? Elaborate.
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Can’t spit it out, huh? Just couldn’t get his hands on the goddess, so he turned into an aggressive simp, right?
45L
Honestly, I dug up Yuan’s old videos from his Ximi Entertainment days. He really didn’t seem to care about those little crown princes—just going through the motions professionally.
46L
Ah, our Yuan is just too classy.
47L
Yuan’s nice to everyone. Plus, those eyes of his—so beautiful, naturally wet and affectionate. They look at everyone with such intensity. Stare into them every day, and you’d start imagining he’s in love with you too.
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It’s not an illusion.
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Little Yuan treats slc differently.
50L S(Waiting for Little Sister Yuan’s Solo Debut)
You guys just don’t get it. Little Yuan remembers so many little details about slc and always keeps him in his heart.
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See? Getting defensive again.
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Little Yuan was the top scorer on the gaokao, you know. His memory’s insane—he remembers every fan he’s ever met.
53L
Well, it’s only natural to fall for Yuan. He’s just too damn beautiful, driving all these Alphas crazy with wishful thinking.
54L
And slc is really throwing himself at Yuan. Does slc even secretly follow Yuan? Yuan doesn’t follow back and never likes slc’s posts. He’s clearly terrified of getting tangled up with this psycho.
55L
slc is just an outdated, rejected persona. Only Brother Snake still clings to it like it’s gold.
56L
Brother Snake, be honest—is the person behind the mask actually slc himself?
57L
Holy shit, that would be epic! A member of a top boy group crushing on the visual of their rival group? [Collapses with laughter]
58L
If it’s true, this is way more dramatic than any script! The drama’s a real-life battleground—more thrilling than the script itself!
59L
Does Little Yuan know his co-star is this psycho dream boyfriend?
60L
No way. If Brother Snake were really slc, the world would explode!
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And who would be dumb enough to use their real identity as a persona? What’s this—going online as your dream Alpha self?
Even for something so shady, you’d think he’d keep it under wraps, right?
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[High-definition close-up: Tan, bony fingers intimately entwined with slender, pale fingers.]
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Wait… what did Brother Snake just post? Why did he delete it immediately? What kind of picture was it? Someone please tell me!
64L
Brother Snake deleted it way too fast! I didn’t even have time to save it.
65L
It looked like a photo of fingers intertwined? One hand was clearly Alpha, larger and more muscular. The other was pale and slender, the contrast in skin tone quite striking.
…Why does it feel like Yuan’s hand?
66L
Nah, it probably wasn’t Yuan’s hand. The photo only showed part of their hands, so you couldn’t really tell anything. My guess is Brother Snake just wanted to save face after getting called out. He probably grabbed some random stock photo online to pretend he and Little Yuan had gotten intimate.
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^^
68L S (Waiting for Little Sister Yuan Shiyuan’s solo debut)
There’s no point trying to explain this to a bunch of pathetic losers who can’t even catch a glimpse of Little Yuan in person and spend all day fantasizing online. Alright, I’m going to bed now. Staying up late will ruin my complexion, and I’m about to start filming. I need to be in top condition when I see my Little Sister—I can’t let her think I’ve become haggard and ugly.
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Yuan Shiyuan, we’ll be seeing each other every day soon! ^^