Pretending to Be an Alpha in an All-Alpha Boy Band - Chapter 131

Chapter 131: Pure Forum Format (Pure Netizen Discussion)

[HOT] Title: Did I Wake Up to Find Myself a Dream Mistress?

楼主 (OP): I just saw the hot search #Yuan Shiyuan Scepter Boy Group Shared Wife#. The paparazzi even released that damned nine-grid collage! Not only did it show Little Yuan being intimate with his teammates, but they also revealed he carries pheromone extracts from other Alphas?!

There’s even “pyb” written on one of the vials… For Alphas to keep each other’s pheromone extracts, that’s way beyond just close teammates. I’m completely stunned. I’ve been rewatching these videos over and over, trying to find any AI artifacts. Little Yuan always seemed so well-behaved… How could he…? How could he have such ambiguous relationships with all five Alphas in the group?!

2nd Floor

楼主 (OP): The forum is just a CP fan frenzy now, a victory for the ALL-Yuan shippers. Husband fans like us have always been looked down upon, and now they’re mocking us and calling us Dream Mistresses. Any fellow fans out there? I’m having a total meltdown. Am I really a Dream Mistress?

3rd Floor

Well, what else would you be? Only just realizing you’re a Dream Mistress now? [Picking Nose]

4th Floor

CP fans, please stay away, thank you. The original poster is already beyond despair. Sigh, I’m a die-hard husband fan myself, and my feelings are so conflicted I feel like I’m about to split in two.

Before, when I saw people on the forum saying, “Their relationship is different,” I’d just laugh it off. Just normal coworker interactions, brotherhood, promotional tactics—that’s all it was. But now… I’m on the verge of a complete meltdown!

5th Floor

Pheromone extract… from his Alpha teammates?! Carrying their pheromone extracts around? What’s the difference between this and an official announcement?!

The worst part is, Little Yuan brought multiple vials…

Little Yuan, so many vials… can you even handle all that?

6th Floor

Who understands how hot the phrase “boy group shared husband” sounds?! It’s driving me wild! And those paparazzi photos… every little interaction is overflowing with sexual tension!

7th Floor

Sister, you’re not alone! I’m frantically saving every picture while in shock. I used to be a hardcore “mama fan,” but seeing Little Yuan cradled in JH’s arms, and then in the arms of different Alphas… my mentality flipped in less than a second. I was an All-Yuan convert in less than a second!

All-Yuan is truly addictive!

8th Floor

[Original Poster]: I’m begging you, CP fans, please don’t swarm this thread. We’re on the Dream A Forum—we’re all Little Yuan’s dream Alphas here!

I genuinely saw Little Yuan as my wife. I could tolerate his messing around with his teammates, but why did he have to get caught in intimate photos? Why couldn’t he hide it better? Now the whole world knows I’ve been cuckolded!

I feel like a schizophrenic lunatic. On one hand, my heart is shattered with despair; on the other, I’m waiting for his response. Yet I can’t stop streaming his new album (I bought another 200 copies), crying as I made the payments.

I’m truly beyond saving!

9th Floor

You’re just a Dream A. Why would Yuan be responsible for your fantasies? [Sweating Emoji]

10th Floor

Why another one of these threads? The Dream A Forum has been flooded with these lately. Looks like the Dream As have taken a real hit this time… Honestly, these photos are irrefutable.

The boy group’s polyamorous arrangement has been exposed.

11th Floor

I don’t believe it! I refuse to believe it! They must be photoshopped, or AI-generated! It’s the rival group trying to smear Little Yuan and target Scepter! Little Yuan is so pure, still a baby going to school. How could he possibly be maintaining ambiguous relationships with five Alphas at once?

12th Floor

It’s terrifying to think about. These rumors broke just as Little Yuan’s group released their new album. I refuse to believe it’s not a malicious attack. The rival group’s tactics are utterly despicable.

@Necro, did you pay for those tabloid paparazzi? Did you buy the hot searches? Did you Photoshop those images? If you lack talent, go practice instead of spreading malicious rumors about my Yuanbao! Die, all of you!

13th Floor

I swear I’ll never like you again… You’ve truly hurt me.

Having one affair would have been bad enough, but five at once? After going through five guys, I still didn’t get my turn… I can’t take this anymore.

Little Yuan, Little Yuan, say something!

14th Floor

Nobody cares if you unfan. Just get lost. One less dream A fan means one less rival for us.

15th Floor

Don’t waste your breath on that pathetic loser upstairs. If he can’t handle this little bit of drama, he doesn’t deserve to be Little Yuan’s husband fan.

And hey, 13th Floor, when you unfan, remember to change your profile picture from Little Yuan’s. [Smirking emoji]

16th Floor

Just kidding, heh heh.

17th Floor

How could I ever unfan? Once you become Little Yuan’s husband fan, you have to accept everything about him! [Heart emoji]

Even if Little Yuan really is messing around with his teammates, I can understand. He works under so much pressure, and as his husband, I can’t even be there for him. If he wants to play around with guys, let him—it’s just a fling anyway…

18th Floor

Anonymous: I can’t accept this! I can’t accept it! I’ve tolerated seeing Little Yuan getting close to his teammates in private, but I never imagined he’d be so careless as to leave his mouth uncleaned after cheating. Now the whole world knows I’ve been cuckolded!

So we dream A fans are just fools and clowns, undeserving of respect? I send you good morning and good night messages every day, buy your albums to boost sales, and you turn around and fool around with your teammates?!

Yuan Shiyuan, how could you do this to me?!

19th Floor

? A sasaeng like you has no right to comment.

20th Floor

Who cares about your love? Get lost, you disgrace to dream A.

21st Floor

I can understand the 18th Floor poster. Liking an idol for so long, only to find out he’s been fooling around with his teammates—and more than one! The entire team has become his harem? That’s pretty depraved, huh?

It’s like a Group Session plot.

22nd Floor

Anonymous: Who do you think you are to judge Little Yuan? Calling him depraved? What gives you the right?

And you bunch of backstabbing snakes upstairs—don’t think I don’t see through your schemes. You’re just hoping I’ll leave the fandom so you’ll have less competition, right?

Dream on!!

I’ll never unstan Yuan Shiyuan, not in this lifetime. He’s my husband, always has been, always will be!

23rd Floor

Are you all idiots with no brains? All you do is bicker, bicker, bicker all day! Haven’t you seen the mega-fan already pinned and stickied the clarification post? Why are you still clinging to those stupid photos?

If you have so much free time to fight among yourselves, why not use it to boost Little Yuan’s data?

24th Floor

@Starry Night Entertainment You useless company, are you dead or what? Why haven’t you sued the slanderers yet? Didn’t you see Little Yuan being falsely accused of being a “boy group’s shared wife”? You did nothing when the Sasaeng fans blocked your building for half a day, and now that this massive scandal is blowing up, you’re still pretending to be dead?

25th Floor

I’m done! Why do our husband fans always fall apart and start infighting whenever something like this happens? We’re fighting amongst ourselves before the haters even start attacking! No wonder people say we’re disorganized!

Especially at times like this, we need to stand together and not get caught up in the drama, okay?

26th Floor

Everyone, go check out the clarification post! The mega-fan said those intimate photos were just normal friend interactions, and the almost-kiss was just the angle. The hot searches have been taken down, which proves it’s all fake! Stop scaring yourselves!

27th Floor

The commenter above is right! We can’t let these unsubstantiated rumors throw us into a panic! Even though I’m still a bit shaken, I’ll continue to support Little Yuan no matter what. I love him and will stand by him always!

28th Floor

Exactly! We need to unite and trust Little Yuan! Many husband fans have already started organizing counter-attacks to clarify the truth, reporting those rumor-mongering marketing accounts. I’ve joined the anti-smear campaign group too!

Though my efforts may be limited, I’ll do everything I can to protect our wife! I also hope those unscrupulous paparazzi and marketing accounts will stop spreading lies. Just because Little Yuan is kind-hearted doesn’t mean they can recklessly hurt him!

Our husband fans aren’t ones to be trifled with!

29th Floor

Brothers, the company finally did something right! The official account just released a statement: “Regarding recent information about Scepter member Yuan Shiyuan, all allegations are malicious misinterpretations. The pheromone extract was required for work purposes, and the company has retained legal counsel to handle the matter…”

30th Floor

Finally cleared up! I knew our Little Yuan wife was framed. These paparazzi and clickbait accounts will fabricate anything for clicks!

31st Floor

Oh my god, I’m so relieved! It’s obvious Little Yuan was worried about his husband fans getting the wrong idea, so he pressured the company to issue a statement ASAP! He always cares so much about us—how could we ever doubt him?

32nd Floor

Ridiculous! They’re calling our Dream A the mistress? I think those pretentious guys from Scepter are the real mistresses! They’re always trying to ride Little Yuan’s coattails for clout, pushing this fake CP narrative, and now they’re spreading malicious rumors about him?

I don’t get what the company is thinking. Can’t they let Little Yuan go solo already? No more being tethered to teammates who leech off him!

33rd Floor

Exactly! They’re the mistresses!

34th Floor

I don’t get your logic. Why would us husband fans ever suspect we’re the mistresses?

35th Floor

Are you new to being a Dream A? Your mental fortitude is pathetic. Just a few critical comments and you’re already panicking and questioning your status?

36th Floor

If you’re such cowards, you don’t deserve to be Little Yuan’s Dream As!

37th Floor

Exactly! Brother Snake gets flamed to hell the moment he logs in every day, but he never flinched even when he took on our entire forum single-handedly.

So why are you guys getting so worked up over being called Dream Mistress material?

38th Floor

Even if I were the Dream Mistress, so what? Is being a mistress illegal?

Being Little Yuan’s mistress would be like smoke rising from my ancestors’ graves—a sign of immense fortune. I can’t wait for our wedding night—what a joy!

39th Floor

You can fool us, but don’t fool yourself.

40th Floor

Since when are you calling him “your wife”? And you’re even giving yourself the title of “mistress”—stop inflating your ego.

41st Floor

You’ve already exchanged pheromone extracts, yet you’re still trying to brainwash yourselves? Does Yuan just carry around pheromone extracts from different teammates to help the team manage their pheromones? [Confused]

42nd Floor

Trying to reason with a Dream A is like casting pearls before swine.

43rd Floor

Ahem, ahem, Little Yuan probably uses his body to help his teammates manage their pheromones in shifts at night. It’s just part of his job—understandable, really~ [Grinning sheepishly]

44th Floor

This company’s a joke. They’re claiming Yuan carries his teammates’ pheromone extracts because of “work needs”? What kind of work requires pheromone extracts from your teammates?

Floor 45

This announcement is as good as nothing… It’s practically mocking our intelligence.

Floor 46

Ahem, so Little Yuan really is the Scepter boy group’s communal wife? Damn, that’s intense.

During the day, Little Yuan is their teammate; at night, he’s their wife… This setup is too 🔥!

Floor 47

Little Yuan is Scepter’s cherished darling, communal wife, and the group’s very core. Without ○, the whole group would fall apart!

Floor 48

Laughing my ass off! Have you guys seen Brother Snake’s homepage?

He’s the one who should be losing it the most. Just a few days ago, he said he was going into seclusion, avoiding the forum to cultivate a “serene and detached” persona, like a chrysanthemum in quiet contemplation. Every noon, he’d regularly update his feed with photos of the dresses he was knitting for Little Yuan’s cotton doll.

It’s been hours now, and he hasn’t updated his feed. He must be absolutely triggered!

Floor 49

Brother Snake updated! Quick, look!

Screenshot 1

User S: Yuan Shiyuan’s cotton doll in a pink and white school uniform

Screenshot 2

User S: You damn bastards, just you wait.

Floor 50

Huh? Brother Snake seems much calmer this time. Guess he’s been cultivating his temperament lately—his mouth isn’t as foul as before.

Floor 51

Calm? Didn’t you sense Brother Snake’s murderous intent? “A bunch of scummy men” definitely refers to Little Yuan’s teammates. This tone… it feels like trouble’s brewing.

Brother Snake wouldn’t actually go after Little Yuan’s teammates in real life, would he? He’s already “exposed” Little Yuan’s illegitimate child before.

Floor 52

That’s actually possible. Though Brother Snake rarely reveals his real life, it’s clear his family is quite wealthy.

But so what? Little Yuan’s teammates are rich too, and there’s even an overseas tycoon, Huozi-ge. [Dog Head Emoji]

Floor 53

Fight! Fight! Let the brawl begin! [Excited Emoji]

Floor 54

Sitting back and waiting for Brother Snake to storm the gates and demand his throne. [Not Really]

Floor 55

Seriously? Dream A actually dares to be this brazen? Directly invading the Circle Emperor’s Harem without title or claim? [Jaw-Dropping Emoji]

Floor 56

OMG, I’m an All Yuan shipper! My heart is pounding so hard I can’t even describe it… My CP is actually real?! It’s really All Yuan—Little Yuan is truly being “all-ed”!

Floor 57

So many Alphas! Little Yuan, your time management skills are insane! Still, I feel a bit sorry for him. Having to handle so many Alphas must be exhausting. Thumbs up

Floor 58

Maybe it’s all happening at once, haha! Based on the paparazzi’s reports, Little Yuan seems completely used to all this physical contact. He’s probably been “cooked through” long ago.

During the day, Yuan is a dazzling superstar in the public eye. At night, his teammates corner him, blindfold him, and take turns savoring his pheromones…

Floor 59

“Little Yuan, whose pheromone is this?”

Floor 60

Holy shit, are they guessing Citrus Lobe’s scent? That’s amazing!

Floor 61

Isn’t this a bit… too suggestive? Fidgets with fingers

But I love it! Any similar fanfics out there? Quick, send them my way! Crooks finger invitingly

Floor 62

Am I the only one wondering if Little Yuan is actually an Alpha or an Omega? This is an all-Alpha boy group, his official gender is Alpha, and there are all sorts of medical reports confirming it.

But he’s just so pretty… too pretty to be an Alpha. At the offline autograph event, when I got close to him, all I could think was, He smells so good…

Floor 63

It doesn’t even matter if he’s an Omega. In fanfiction, Little Yuan has already been “cooked” to perfection as an Omega, tossed around by his teammates until he’s practically burned through. So many Big Shots have written this trope, it’s practically canon at this point. [Facepalm]

For those interested, DM me directly and I’ll share the links, hehehe. All are HE, the “e” is silent. [Wink]

Floor 64

Instant DM sent! Let me sample this perfectly cooked Little O○! [Mischievous grin]

Floor 65

Forget that! I’m more curious about what Yuan Shiyuan is really like. How could he possibly captivate an entire Top Tier boy group to the point where they’re even willing to share him? Alphas are notoriously possessive, especially S-rank ones!

Floor 66

That’s just how our Circle Emperor rolls. [Rose emoji]

Floor 67

The Circle Emperor’s got that charm! Anyone who meets him falls in love. You think they call him the Domestic Entertainment Succubus for nothing? Whether he’s an Alpha or an Omega, as long as it’s Yuan Shiyuan, he deserves everyone’s love!

Floor 68

What can we do? This world was always meant to revolve around Little Yuan! [Smug]