My Card Girl Infinite Evolution - Chapter 123

Chapter 123: Mom and Dad Are Stabbing With Needles Again!

 

“Wuwuwu~ I’ll never dare to peep again!”

 

“I swear to heaven, if I look again, I won’t be human in the future. Wuwuwu~ Mother, stop hitting, it hurts so much!”

 

At this moment, Xiao Xue and Xiao Mo were lying on the stone bench, exposing their white and delicate buttocks, with their pleading voices incessant.

 

Bai Moxue was holding a thin and long bamboo stick, the bamboo stick stir-frying pork, leaving indelible marks on their buttocks, red and glowing, very festive, almost whipping them breathless.

 

Bai Moxue stood with her hands on her hips, looking very authoritative like a female lead. Of course, she was more out of breath, mainly because these two little rascals at such a young age had made her face flush with anger.

 

They don’t learn the good things, just do bad things, truly little devils!

 

……

 

A quarter of an hour ago.

 

Bai Moxue, radiant and exuding a fairy-like aura, came out of the bedroom satisfied.

 

She saw the sneaky golden boy and jade girl sitting in the courtyard, whistling at the still gloomy sky.

 

Sensing something wasn’t right, Bai Moxue then controlled them to confess honestly.

 

After that, she learned the gist of it.

 

It turned out these two little ghosts were actually peeping! Xiao Xue not only watched with relish but also pointed and commented from time to time, saying the man was too long, the woman’s waist was thick, criticizing but still unable to take her eyes off.

 

Xiao Mo was ignorant and didn’t know anything about the affairs between men and women.

 

In the end, Xiao Xue covered his eyes and said in a childish voice, “Little kids who haven’t even grown hair shouldn’t watch these things, it’s easy to learn bad habits. Let big sister bear all this.”

 

Then she left Xiao Mo behind and continued to study by herself.

 

During this time, Xiao Xue completely assumed the role of a big sister, giving orders and making decisions on her own, with Xiao Mo entirely at her command. Now it’s no longer appropriate to call them “golden boy and jade girl,” but rather their positions should be swapped to jade girl and golden boy.

 

Understanding all this, Bai Moxue got angry on the spot.

 

“You two little brats, if I don’t show my might, you’ll think I’m a kind mother, right?” Bai Moxue narrowed her almond eyes, her mouth still smiling, but her tone was slightly cold and terrifying.

 

She was truly a master of sarcasm.

 

Xiao Xue trembled and immediately raised her tender little hand, pointing at Xiao Mo, “Mother, it’s all his fault. Originally, I said we shouldn’t look, but he insisted on watching and dragged me along, saying it was exciting. Mother, you should beat him!”

 

“Huh???”

 

Xiao Mo never thought that his childhood sweetheart, his sister who was only half a year older than him, would actually frame him.

 

It shocked him for an entire year.

 

So Xiao Mo also raised his hand, “It was sister, she said you have a barrel waist! Your legs are thicker than her belly!”

 

“Xiao Mo, you’re spewing blood from your mouth. Sister would never say such things. Xiao Mo, you’ve changed. To survive alone, you actually slander me, your sister…”

 

“I’m just telling the truth!”

 

The two children argued until they were almost fighting.

 

At this moment, a terrifying pressure descended upon the courtyard. When the two looked back, they saw the tiger-like mother Bai Moxue, whose pupils were almost spitting fire.

 

The jade girl and golden boy trembled in fear, cold sweat streaming down.

 

Then, Bai Moxue roared, “Lie down on it, expose your buttocks!”

 

“Wuwu~”

 

Faced with the terrifying pressure, the jade girl and golden boy could only obediently lie on the stone bench.

 

Then Bai Moxue, with the speed of stir-frying vegetables, began to stir-fry their buttocks. In a moment, they were red all over, almost like monkey’s bottoms.

 

“Pain pain pain!”

 

Anyway, they were just little ghosts, ordinary physical damage didn’t affect them much, just a bit painful.

 

They could only look towards Luo Sheng, who was sitting across from them drinking wolfberry water, sending out pleading gazes, and putting on pitiful looks.

 

Luo Sheng immediately rolled his eyes and looked up at the sky.

 

The sky above is so dark!

 

Anyway, the jade girl and golden boy are not his cards now, but Bai Moxue’s ghost servants, they can’t be damaged.

 

Moreover, Bai Moxue knows her limits, after all, she’s connected to them as master and servants, so she fully understands the condition of the jade girl and golden boy.

 

Until Bai Moxue vented her anger, she ignored them.

 

Now, with too many accidents happening, Bai Moxue had no choice but to put cultivation on her schedule, not wanting to be delayed by these things.

 

“I want to go into closed-door cultivation, to refine ghost crystals. My love, can you help me?” Bai Moxue no longer had her previous fierceness, now only friendly affection remained, like a little bird relying on someone.

 

And she took out the Heaven Purifying Divine Incantation.

 

Luo Sheng nodded and said, “Of course, I’ll continue to help you analyze the Heaven Purifying Divine Incantation.”

 

As long as he doesn’t have to sacrifice his yang essence, everything is fine.

 

Bai Moxue gently kissed his cheek, “Thank you, darling.”

 

However, before retreating, she glared fiercely at the jade girl and golden boy who were airing their sore bottoms and said, “You two better behave, be obedient, understand?”

 

“Wuwu~ Go with peace of mind, don’t worry about us, we’ll be very good!” Xiao Xue said in a childish voice, still with a crying face.

 

And patted her flat little chest, promising her.

 

After Bai Moxue went into seclusion.

 

Xiao Xue and Xiao Mo finally revealed half of their heads on the stone seat, staring at Luo Sheng intently.

 

After a long time, Luo Sheng couldn’t help but ask, “Is there something wrong?”

 

“You need to keep your wife in check, she’s so fierce!”

 

Xiao Xue complained pitifully, and even showed Luo Sheng her red little buttocks, which looked like they had been scalded by hot tweezers, still steaming.

 

Luo Sheng was speechless and said, “Who told you to do foolish things, doing things you shouldn’t do.”

 

“We were just curious!” Xiao Xue said righteously, shamelessly.

 

Xiao Mo beside her kept nodding, although he didn’t know why men and women should make love, he felt it was profound and abstruse.

 

Luo Sheng then gave them each a knock on the head.

 

He hated naughty children the most!

 

He no longer paid attention to them, but focused on using his spiritual power to analyze the Heaven Purifying Divine Incantation, writing down the core ideas and insights.

 

Time passed bit by bit.

 

The entire mortal world was covered in dark clouds due to the loss of control in the ghost realm.

 

Even though it’s daytime now, ghosts from the underworld can walk in the mortal world without being burned, the current environment is similar to when Luo Sheng entered the ghost realm before.

 

During this time, many demons tried to invade the small town.

 

But they were all driven away by Luo Sheng’s wild boar general.

 

If the wild boar general couldn’t win, the jade girl and golden boy would appear to help exorcise demons and protect the town.

 

Luo Sheng also discovered a magical thing, the merits gained by the jade girl and golden boy would all go to Bai Moxue. Of course, as Bai Moxue’s merits thickened, they also received additional benefits.

 

Their strength increased.

 

During this period, under Bai Moxue’s nurturing, the jade girl and golden boy’s strength continuously improved, increasing by about 50 years of demon power.

 

As their frequency of exorcising demons and protecting the small town increased, they gradually became the guardian deities of the small town, deeply loved by the people.

 

Outside the courtyard, many people knelt and worshipped, offering eggs, fruits, and vegetables. The front door almost became a vegetable market, praying for Luo Sheng and Bai Moxue to always protect this place.

 

Some people even set up temples for them and made offerings, with even the jade girl and golden boy listed among them.

 

One day, Luo Sheng noticed a milky white halo flying above his head.

 

“Hmm?”

 

Luo Sheng was stunned for a moment.

 

The jade girl and golden boy then explained, “This is incense, also a kind of merit.”

 

Then they explained in detail that this kind of incense is a priceless treasure for ghosts.

 

If ordinary ghosts obtain incense, they can shed their ghost status and cultivate to become gods, listed among the immortals, just like a carp leaping over the dragon gate.

 

Therefore, the Ghost King was eager to send people to collect incense.

 

“Unfortunately…” Luo Sheng saw that this wisp of incense halo couldn’t enter his body because he wasn’t a person from the card world.

 

In the end, the incense gave up and could only fly to the jade girl and golden boy.

 

“Yeah! I have incense too!” Xiao Xue was extremely happy and jumped around.

 

Xiao Mo also had incense, white halos hovering around him, he smiled brightly.

 

But soon, extreme joy turned to sorrow, because Xiao Xue saw how happy he was, so she opened her big mouth and swallowed his incense.

 

“Sister, wuwu~ you’re cheating, give me back my incense!” Xiao Mo was furious, seeing Xiao Xue making faces at him, he ran away in a flash, but could do nothing about it.

 

Another half month passed.

 

Bai Moxue finally came out of seclusion.

 

Her strength had made great progress, especially after absorbing the ghost crystal of the ox-headed general, digesting and mastering the feedback from the phantom knight and the jade girl and golden boy, as well as Luo Sheng’s yang essence sacrifice to her.

 

It made her increase by 400 years of cultivation.

 

Now she has 1,300 years of demon power.

 

Bai Moxue was just like a thousand-year-old monster, but she was also just a woman who had recently become a ghost, this cultivation speed was astonishing.

 

“Thank you, darling.” Bai Moxue gave Luo Sheng a deep kiss and sincerely thanked him.

 

“If it weren’t for you, I might just be a plaything of the Ghost King now, and die with resentment in the end.”

 

She recalled every moment with Luo Sheng.

 

From initially becoming a helpless female ghost, forced to be the concubine of her enemy, to finally becoming a female ghost with the power of a Ghost King under Luo Sheng’s continuous help.

 

Now she also has a large amount of incense and merit.

 

She could feel that she was slowly condensing a divine nature, although it was still weak, it was worth celebrating, there would be a day to become a god in the future.

 

Luo Sheng smiled and said sincerely, “I wouldn’t bear to see you become someone else’s plaything, moreover, you are my wife who hasn’t officially married me yet, if I don’t help you, who else would I help?”

 

“How embarrassing~” Bai Moxue’s face appeared a blush, “After I destroy the Ghost King, let’s hold a grand wedding!”

 

“I really can’t wait.”

 

“Hehe~”

 

Luo Sheng hugged her again, full of fragrant jade, a feast for the eyes, and strode into the room.

 

When the jade girl and golden boy wanted to peep, they found that the paper windows had already been sealed by Bai Moxue with red sleeves.

 

In the end, they could only kick stones with great reluctance.

 

“I don’t believe I can’t see!” Xiao Xue said angrily.

 

Xiao Mo kept persuading beside her, “Sister, just forget it, you don’t want to get your butt spanked again, right?”

 

“Hmph! You coward, don’t you want to criticize their behavior? If they have a little brother or sister in the future, we won’t have any status!” Xiao Xue was full of crisis awareness and argued eloquently.

 

“That makes sense.” Xiao Mo nodded.

 

So Xiao Xue quietly climbed onto the roof, carefully lifted the tiles, and peeped from above.

 

As for Xiao Mo, he didn’t go up.

 

Instead, he was in the courtyard, looking up at everything his sister was doing, and then roared in a huge voice: “Mom! Xiao Xue is peeping at you stabbing needles again!”

 

“You bastard!”

 

Xiao Xue suddenly became furious, she had just been peeping for less than a quarter of an hour when she was reported by name.

 

This caught her off guard.

 

Xiao Xue wanted to go down and give Xiao Mo a good beating, but she found that a huge pressure came from the room, and a fire-red figure appeared behind her.

 

Bai Moxue was furious.

 

“Xiao… Xue…!”

 

“Ghost!!!”

 

Xiao Xue was so scared that her soul almost scattered, apparently forgetting the fact that she was also a ghost, and directly shot up like a rocket, faster than a rocket.

 

“Still want to run?”

 

Bai Moxue released her red sleeves, and immediately red sleeves filled the sky, surrounding her…