My Card Girl Infinite Evolution - Chapter 118

Chapter 118: Your Wife’s Acupuncture Skills, Oh~

 

When Bai Moxue returned to the residence, she saw Luo Sheng’s face had turned the color of pig liver, which made her giggle.

 

As if she had seen something very interesting, she teased in an off-key tone: “Darling, are you alright?”

 

Luo Sheng immediately became angry, “How could I be alright? These bastards actually dared to try and steal my wife. If it wasn’t for not wanting to expose your whereabouts, I would have torn down their houses. Fortunately, I have a good temper, otherwise, it wouldn’t have been as simple as just a crooked-neck tree!”

 

In his previous life, he had suffered plenty of beatings from society, especially in the financial industry, where people would lick the soles of rich people’s shoes.

 

But for the poor, people simply turned a blind eye, looking down on them like dogs.

 

Luo Sheng didn’t expect that in the card world, he would still suffer discrimination from these natives, which made him very unhappy.

 

It was as if NPCs were constantly taunting you, reminding you to spend money on in-game purchases.

 

This was very Tencent-like.

 

Bai Moxue, with her exquisite face that could make swallows envious and orioles ashamed, wore a teasing expression as she constantly consoled him:

 

“There, there~ darling, don’t be angry with them. Your wife won’t look for those aunties anymore. I didn’t expect that today they would want to turn me into their daughter-in-law.

 

Perhaps it’s because yesterday I told them I would be leaving for a while, they misunderstood and thought I was going away for good, so they resorted to this tactic.”

 

As soon as she finished speaking,

 

Luo Sheng looked at her with a strange expression, his face full of confusion: “How did you become so popular locally?”

 

He couldn’t understand it at all.

 

As a human, while she was an undead, she was even more popular than him. This just didn’t make sense.

 

Bai Moxue covered her mouth and laughed, “Your wife is a famous embroiderer in the area, you know~!”

 

Then she took Luo Sheng on a tour of their new home.

 

It was a small courtyard, with a one-character layout from outside to inside, divided into an outer hall, main hall, and back garden.

 

Although it only occupied about 670 square meters, it was still one of the rare wealthy households in the area.

 

The outer hall only contained machines needed for embroidery, such as sewing machines, looms, thread pullers, etc., giving the appearance of a family weaving workshop to serve as a facade to conceal her true identity.

 

The main hall was the reception room.

 

The back garden was where Bai Moxue truly rested or secluded herself for cultivation, and it was very private.

 

Luo Sheng was pulled by Bai Moxue deep into the residence.

 

She introduced everything in detail.

 

He hadn’t expected Bai Moxue to be skilled in weaving and embroidery.

 

The finished products were very elegant and delicate. Luo Sheng gently touched a piece of silk fabric, finding it smooth and resilient, seemingly impossible to tear even with force.

 

The quality was no less than modern machine production, and it seemed to be very popular among people.

 

Bai Moxue chattered on beside him:

 

“Your wife once learned some embroidery, so I pretended to be an embroiderer here. Those aunties got to know me when they came to order fabrics, and then they spread the word to the neighbors, so more people came to know me.”

 

Luo Sheng suddenly felt somewhat gratified.

 

Among all the card girls, Bai Moxue was the most independent and self-reliant. She could handle things perfectly well without him worrying too much.

 

The other girls each had their own quirks.

 

Alice was silly and naive, needing him to take a step before she would have the motivation to move forward. Moreover, she was unable to manage daily life and needed to rely on him for everything.

 

Dongfang Muqing was even more so, famous for her sharp tongue, always causing trouble outside and offending a lot of people, which he had to clean up in the end.

 

As for Acoley, although her personality was very tough, she also had a streak of stubbornness. Moreover, there were countless people coveting her beauty.

 

If not young nobles, then counts, and occasionally even arousing the dissatisfaction of love rivals.

 

“If only they could be like you, how nice that would be,” Luo Sheng casually sighed.

 

However, Bai Moxue seemed to catch a subtle detail, slightly narrowing her eyes, her orchid-like smile carrying a hint of eeriness.

 

“They… who are they?”

 

“???”

 

Luo Sheng suddenly felt that everyone shouldn’t learn from Bai Moxue after all.

 

This girl was too sensitive, indeed carrying a bit of a yandere flavor.

 

Luo Sheng was also grateful that all the girls were in different card worlds, otherwise, with Bai Moxue’s personality, there probably wouldn’t be any good days ahead.

 

Faced with Bai Moxue’s doubt, Luo Sheng simply changed the subject.

 

Especially when he saw a wall rack neatly arranged with various scissors, he curiously asked, “Do you need so many scissors?”

 

“Each type of fabric has its own specialized scissors. Clothes cut this way are the most appropriate, without a single extra thread or missing knot, and can make the finished garment’s quality touch people’s hearts.

 

Of course…” Bai Moxue paused here.

 

She took a bronze-colored pair of scissors from the rack, opening and closing them a few times in front of Luo Sheng, and continued to introduce:

 

“It has other uses too. For example, a few days ago, a rooster we kept at home always liked to run outside the courtyard to seek pleasure, forgetting to return home.

 

So I used these scissors to cut off its balls. After that, the rooster no longer went outside to flirt, staying quietly in the courtyard, very well-behaved indeed.”

 

As Bai Moxue spoke, she turned and walked, her steps as graceful as a willow swaying and flowers smiling, moist with early beauty.

 

She handed the bronze-colored scissors to Luo Sheng.

 

Her crimson thin lips revealed a serene and beautiful smile, like a new moon or a beauty, rippling like the moon’s first play on water.

 

Unfortunately, Luo Sheng didn’t feel her beauty, only a chill. His hand instinctively protected his crotch, and he swallowed, his forehead slightly sweating.

 

Obviously, he couldn’t continue this topic.

 

Seeing a row of various embroidery needles from somewhere, long and short, thick and thin, all kinds available.

 

So he changed the subject again: “What about these? Are there so many considerations even for embroidery needles?”

 

“Of course, each embroidery needle produces a different embroidery effect,” Bai Moxue’s slender fingers, as delicate as orchids, skillfully manipulated the long and thin embroidery needles.

 

Her beautiful face, with moth-like eyebrows, slowly unfolded like a blooming plum blossom.

 

Clearing her throat with a sweet chirp, she said softly: “Just like the wounds caused by being pricked, each needle creates wounds of different shapes and sizes. In the future, when encountering disobedient concubines, perhaps a few needle pricks will make them obedient.”

 

She kept demonstrating these fine needles in front of Luo Sheng, immediately seeing his scalp tingle.

 

It gave him a sense of deja vu of Auntie Rong.

 

Only the aged and fierce Auntie Rong was now a great beauty who could outshine a group of flowers, with national charm.

 

But the next moment.

 

Bai Moxue suddenly became serious, no longer speaking sarcastically, but solemnly said:

 

“Darling, your wife has recently learned some acupuncture techniques from the doctor by the bridge. I heard that when men are pricked, it can invigorate the kidney yang energy. Even if one is impotent, it can cure the disease immediately.

 

Many weak men in the town seek his treatment. Would you like to try, darling? Don’t worry, your wife has practiced acupuncture on the big yellow dog at the door hundreds of times. Now it has countless puppies, and no female dog within 5 li is left out~”

 

Bai Moxue opened her starry eyes wide, slightly pouting.

 

“Darling, won’t you try?”

 

“Uh… no need, I feel my body is already in great shape.”

 

Luo Sheng seemed to hear a chilling sound from his sacred place at this moment, so he instinctively refused.

 

This thing!

 

Luo Sheng increasingly felt that he had been away for too long, and Bai Moxue had undergone a qualitative change from quantitative changes.

 

She had just become a ghost not long ago and didn’t have a gloomy appearance, but rather looked like a little bird relying on people.

 

Now there was a big change, becoming more and more like an evil ghost, or rather, the level of yandere possession had risen sharply.

 

“Bai Moxue, you’ve changed,” Luo Sheng coughed a few times and finally couldn’t help but say.

 

“Hehe, I’m just joking with you, darling.” Bai Moxue giggled, then put away the long and thin needles, “Besides, I’ve already noticed that your yang energy is much stronger than before? Even from ten zhang away, I can feel it.”

 

As Bai Moxue spoke, she gently held Luo Sheng’s hand with her snow-white delicate hand.

 

Gently leaning against him, she said, “You’ve been gone for too long, making one miss you so much.”

 

Luo Sheng gently stroked her hair, “After getting a bit stronger, didn’t I hurry back?”

 

“Well, my darling who’s covered in dust should properly wash away all the filth.” Bai Moxue pulled Luo Sheng’s hand, walking towards the back garden, “Let your wife help you.”

 

Luo Sheng still had a hint of hesitation.

 

“Um… you’re not hiding scissors or thin needles on you, are you?”

 

After all, one had to be cautious with this girl. Although their compatibility had reached over 90, it still made one uneasy.

 

What if she cleaned him up just to stick needles in him?

 

“Pfft~”

 

Bai Moxue burst out laughing, feeling that her husband had become cowardly, so she said: “Don’t worry, your wife isn’t that petty. I was just joking with you, you didn’t take it seriously, did you?”

 

“Are you sure you were just joking?”

 

“Oh my~ dear husband, don’t be so suspicious. Your wife isn’t that kind of person. I’m known as a well-bred lady within ten li around!”

 

Seeing that he was unwilling to move,

 

Bai Moxue came behind him and pushed him forward.

 

“Alright,” Luo Sheng reluctantly accepted.

 

Because of what happened today, he was convinced of this point. His Bai Moxue was indeed very popular, with neighbors and friends wishing she could become their daughter-in-law.

 

A perfect wife and mother indeed.

 

As Luo Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, he was pushed by Bai Moxue into the back garden.

 

However, when he entered the inner room, he saw behind a screen, a huge wooden tub standing there, filled with various medicinal herbs, the water even brownish in color, steaming hot.

 

The smell of herbs had spread throughout the entire courtyard, very pungent.

 

Luo Sheng was stunned, feeling that he had been deceived.

 

Bai Moxue said softly: “Let your wife help you wash~”

 

“…”

 

Luo Sheng swallowed, “I think I’ll just wash by the river, no need for such elaborate preparations.”

 

As he spoke, he instantly flipped over and leaped onto the roof, preparing to slip away over the wall.

 

“Darling, trying to run? That won’t do, your wife has prepared for so long.”

 

Bai Moxue’s smile became even more radiant, red sleeves came out from her sleeves, covering the sky and earth, directly tying him up.

 

Then she threw him into the medicinal tub, splashing water.

 

Looking at her husband who had fallen into the medicinal tub, Bai Moxue’s smile deepened as she rolled up her sleeves, revealing her white arms, and also jumped in.

 

“Your wife is coming in to help you!”

 

“No!”

 

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