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Love App, Girl, Come And Taste My Blood - Chapter 99

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“Sorry, my little cousin insisted on asking about my love life.” A faint smile curved Qiu Ruishi’s lips. Ye Wushuang couldn’t tell if she was embarrassed, but she felt like her smile was even brighter.

This had become Qiu Ruishi’s habit of hiding her emotions. Although Ye Wushuang could understand, she couldn’t say it out loud.

The two of them began to talk about all sorts of little things that had happened recently. They thought this leisure would last for an afternoon, but unexpectedly, they hadn’t been chatting for long when Ye Wushuang was called downstairs by her mother.

There were guests at home. No matter what, Ye Wushuang had to go downstairs and greet them.

This was Ye Wushuang’s mother’s lowest tolerance threshold. If she didn’t go down at this time, her mother would use her ultimate move – pulling the network cable.

Ye Wushuang was a little embarrassed. She really wanted to continue chatting with Qiu Ruishi, but she also felt that her mother would use her ultimate move at this time.

Qiu Ruishi was still staring at her on the screen. Suddenly, she seemed to hear something and shifted her gaze. It was a man speaking. After a while of conversation, Qiu Ruishi turned her gaze back to her on the video and continued, “It seems like I have to go too.”

This time, not only Ye Wushuang, but Qiu Ruishi also didn’t have time to chat. They said a few more words, then hung up the video and went about their own business.

Ye Wushuang also went downstairs and saw her least favorite relatives.

The worst part was that she didn’t know their thoughts before. Now, Ye Wushuang could hear the thoughts of her relatives without reservation.

They looked down on her family. They all thought that Ye Wushuang and her brother were hopeless.

When Ye Wushuang’s mother talked about Ye Wushuang’s dream of becoming a forensic scientist, everyone thought she was crazy.

“Forensic scientist? Are you crazy? That kind of dirty, smelly, and scary job!”

“Oh my god, what are you thinking, child?”

Even now, people still had many misconceptions about forensic science. No matter how much Ye Wushuang explained, it was useless.

Ye Wushuang couldn’t help but laugh. Seeing that she had been bombarded by her relatives enough, she quickly went back upstairs. She closed and locked the door in one swift motion. If she had been slower, those brats would have come over to destroy Ye Wushuang’s little nest.

Compared to them, Qiu Ruishi’s little cousin was like a little angel. At least, he was cute like a girl.

Ye Wushuang comforted herself with this thought. She opened her phone and wanted to chat with her friends, asking if there were any places nearby that repaired phones. When she looked, she saw a new notification on WeChat.

[Universe Invincible Handsome Guy added you as a friend]

Ye Wushuang’s finger tapped on the screen, wanting to delete this message. If she guessed correctly, this vulgar friend request was probably from a blind date that her mother had set up for her.

But this name was too abnormal.

Ye Wushuang looked at the words again and again. The more she looked, the more she could imagine the ugly face behind this WeChat. But the more she thought about it, the more wrong it felt. Normal people wouldn’t use such a shameless name, unless…

After considering all the possibilities, she still accepted this strange WeChat message.

A few seconds later, the other person replied.

[WeChat] Universe Invincible Handsome Guy: I thought you wouldn’t dare to accept.

【WeChat】Ye Wushuang: ???

【WeChat】Universe Invincible Handsome Guy: It’s me. I’m my cousin’s cousin.

【WeChat】Ye Wushuang: ???

Hearing this, Ye Wushuang knew who the other person was. But she didn’t expect Qiu Ruishi’s cousin to add her.

【WeChat】Universe Invincible Handsome Guy: It’s me!!

The cousin seemed very anxious to express his identity, but he became more and more confused. Ye Wushuang continued to send question marks, and the cousin on the other side was so angry that he sent a video.

The video showed the same delicate little boy who was leagues ahead of ordinary people in terms of refinement. He seemed to be mixed-race, and his eyes were lighter than those of ordinary people.

Such a delicate child, it was a shame he was a boy.

But it had to be said that the Qiu family were all beautiful people who could bring down a nation.

“So, what do you want?”

“I’m bored. They’re doing some weird ritual, so I snuck out.” The little cousin pouted, seemingly unhappy with the adults’ arrangements.

Ye Wushuang became interested. She changed her sitting position and continued to ask, “You said ritual?”

The little cousin nodded and explained, “Yeah, they said Jei Yi jie is possessed and needs a ritual to exorcise her.”

Ye Wushuang didn’t understand who Jie Yi was at first. Then, she remembered that Qiu Jei Yi was Qiu Ruishi’s older sister’s name.

She couldn’t hear Qiu Ruishi’s conversation with that man clearly. It was probably about this ritual.

“I see. What kind of ritual is it?”

“They won’t tell me. They just made me chant sutras.” The little cousin was even more dissatisfied. He waved the book in his hand, which looked quite old.

Ye Wushuang asked him to bring it closer so she could take a closer look. It was written in Sanskrit, which she couldn’t understand at all. Even the few characters on the cover, Ye Wushuang didn’t know what they meant.

But because Ye Wushuang didn’t understand, the little cousin began to boast about the contents of the sutra, telling her ancient myths about gods.

This sutra was said to have been left behind by some god.

Ye Wushuang didn’t believe in ghosts and monsters before, but now that she had become a vampire, she had to believe in the reality of it all. She thought that maybe she could find some inspiration from these stories, so she continued to chat with the little cousin.

As they chatted, it was almost midnight. If Ye Wushuang hadn’t coaxed the little cousin by telling him that he wouldn’t grow tall if he didn’t sleep, he probably would have chatted with her all night.

Finally, the little cousin reluctantly hung up the video. Ye Wushuang breathed a sigh of relief. She turned around and wanted to go to bed, but she suddenly remembered that she had forgotten about fixing her phone while chatting with the little cousin.

It was already midnight. Who would still be awake?

Ye Wushuang started to try sending private WeChat messages, hoping to get some useful information.

During the New Year period, phone shops were either closed or closed for the holidays. There were very few that were open during this special time period. And Ye Wushuang had to make sure that the other person had enough skills to save the data on the dating app.

After sending messages to about five people, Ye Wushuang finally received a message. She clicked on it and saw that it was from the librarian.

During this time, the librarian had also gone back to her hometown with her parents. She occasionally sent pictures of the countryside.

【WeChat】Librarian: I know a shop in North City. He’s a local, so he’s always open when he’s bored.

【WeChat】Ye Wushuang: How are his skills? What’s his character like?

The librarian sent a confused emoji, as if she didn’t understand why she needed to know so much about a phone repairman.

【WeChat】Ye Wushuang: It’s like this. There are some very important things on my phone. I’m afraid someone will see them.

【WeChat】Librarian: I see. Don’t worry. This old man is a good person. Tell him we know each other, and he’ll give you a discount.

【WeChat】Ye Wushuang: By the way, how did you two meet? You wouldn’t have gone out of your way to meet an old man, would you?

【WeChat】Librarian: We met while playing games.

Ye Wushuang shook her head. She felt that the librarian was actually a powerful character. But she was still very frustrated. There had been no real progress in her task of the librarian.

What online tactics, what game battles leading to feelings, those were all tricks used to deceive people in novels. Plus, the librarian was slow to warm up, making it even more difficult.

She was just a level E “strategy” target. Why was she so difficult to conquer? Could it be that she had chosen the wrong route?

Ye Wushuang sat cross-legged on the bed and began to think about her “strategy” method for the librarian.

Meeting at school – getting to know each other at the computer store – becoming friends through shared hobbies – encouraging and supporting her to make new friends – appearing in a cosplay image at the Comiket, awakening her longing for reality – eating with them after that – the librarian becoming friends with Xing Daiyue.

This should be the process, which should be able to fill the librarian’s heart. But so far, the librarian hadn’t even increased her affection level. It was even decreasing.

Could it be that the librarian shouldn’t actually “strategized” like this?

Ye Wushuang was a little frustrated. What was even more frustrating was that the sound of mahjong from downstairs hadn’t stopped. She couldn’t sleep, but she had to force herself to fall asleep.

She had a lot to do tomorrow. She had to be in the best condition to face it. Ye Wushuang began to hypnotize herself and gradually fell asleep…

She had a strange dream. She dreamed that she was sitting on a grand throne. Below her stood a group of men and women dressed in strange clothes. They lowered their heads and didn’t dare to look at her on the throne. Some of the timid ones were even trembling slightly.

Ye Wushuang thought that the person on the throne must be someone extraordinary. She didn’t speak. Instead, she moved first.

“So, what do you think of this proposal?”

He asked the crowd below, his gaze finally settling on the woman in blue.

Ye Wushuang couldn’t see her features clearly, but she felt that the woman in blue had an extraordinary air about her. She was also very tall. She must be a stunning beauty.

The man on the stage asked, and the woman in blue bowed slightly, slowly saying, “My lord, I think it’s feasible. Humans’ fundamental nature stems from desire, which has led to their current achievements. As for this dating app, it can help us reduce a lot of work. From now on, we won’t have to watch over humans 24/7…”

Half of the people present agreed with the woman in blue’s words, and the big man seemed very satisfied with the answer.

Ye Wushuang felt like this was very similar to the story the little cousin had told her yesterday, but the difference was that the characters had changed from the legendary Jade Emperor to something more fantastical.

Everyone was wearing strange ancient costumes, long robes, in all sorts of colors. Some people were even wearing ancient ornaments. The other half were wearing modern clothes, just like modern people. Ye Wushuang even saw someone secretly playing on their phone.

But the big man on the stage ignored all of this. His gaze shifted to another woman in black hair and red clothes.

Her features were still blurry, but from her tone, she must be a cold-hearted woman.

“The fundamental reason for human existence is love. Only love can give rise to everything else. This stupid dating app will only destroy humanity.” The woman in red also expressed her opinion, but it was completely different from the woman in blue’s theory.

Hearing this, the woman in blue began to express her dissatisfaction. She said coldly, “Love? Although it’s not my place to say this, do you understand love? Have you ever loved a god or a human?”

The woman in red opened her mouth slightly, but she couldn’t say anything for a long time. It was as if she was silently answering the question.

“You’re the goddess of love, but you don’t even understand love. My lord, I think we should make the goddess of love the first test subject for the dating app. I believe that when she comes back, she will give us the best answer.”

“This…” The big man hesitated, as if he thought the woman in blue was being too rash about sending the goddess of love down to earth.

“All innovation comes with sacrifices. What do you think?” The woman in blue got closer to the big man in front of her. Even though Ye Wushuang still couldn’t see her features clearly, she could feel that she was flirting with the man.

Ye Wushuang wanted to punch the woman in the face, but unfortunately, the big man in front of her was very into it.

“Then that’s settled. From today onwards, the goddess of love will descend to earth as the first test subject for the dating app. Of course, to make this test more meaningful, I will have your assistant supervise all your actions. You can only return here after you learn to love.”

“No, the goddess of love’s assistant will definitely help the goddess of love! I recommend someone. He can be a fair supervisor. He’s also the inventor of the dating app.” As she spoke, the woman in blue pulled a man out.

Ye Wushuang watched this unfolding situation with curiosity. She was even more curious about the so-called goddess of love’s attitude.

But no matter what happened, the goddess of love remained cold and indifferent, as if her existence had nothing to do with all of this.

Ye Wushuang was curious about the goddess of love’s whereabouts. She tried to get closer to see her face clearly so that she could find her in the human world. But at that moment, the woman in blue blocked her way.

Ye Wushuang saw the woman in blue’s face. It was alluring and stunning, but her eyes were full of murderous intent. She lunged at Ye Wushuang.

She called out Ye Wushuang’s name, as if it were the most poisonous curse in the world. Ye Wushuang felt like she couldn’t breathe. She struggled desperately, watching the beautiful face become increasingly ferocious.

“Ye Wushuang…”

The call continued, but this time, Ye Wushuang woke up from her dream.

She opened her eyes, but she saw two strangers standing in front of her. Their expressions were cold, as if they were ghosts who were about to come and claim her soul…


 

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