Love App, Girl, Come And Taste My Blood - Chapter 89
Of course, Ye Wushuang didn’t have high hopes for online “strategy”. She just thought that since the librarian had social anxiety, she would be outstanding in other areas.
And, what surprised Ye Wushuang the most was that the librarian was surprisingly talkative online. She not only gave Ye Wushuang advice on computers, but they also unexpectedly hit it off talking about other games.
However, the librarian mainly played mobile games. She loved playing otome games. She knew a lot about certain characters and content. Judging from her profile picture, the male anime character in front of her should be her favorite character.
So, Ye Wushuang specifically checked Baidu and even spent some time downloading the game, preparing for the pre – “strategy” preparation. She believed that someone who loved games had a bigger gap in their heart than ordinary people. As long as she grasped the reason why the librarian had this kind of personality, then this “strategy” would be completed quickly.
After chatting for a while, Ye Wushuang was very encouraged. The dating app still popped up a prompt about whether to accept the hidden task. After a few hours of understanding, Ye Wushuang was confident and clicked yes without hesitation.
Of course, she wasn’t idle. Her previous task of the delinquent girl and the class monitor had caused her to suffer many losses and waste many precious saves. This time, Ye Wushuang had to plan everything meticulously and flawlessly, completing the task in one go.
But… who did the librarian like?
[WeChat] Ye Wushuang: Do you have any favorite celebrities or people?
The librarian immediately sent a photo, saying that the person in the photo was her husband. Ye Wushuang was speechless. She finally understood why the title of this task was called Unnatural Love. The librarian didn’t like anyone who existed in this dimension.
To put it in more professional terms, the dimension where humans exist is called the third dimension. The librarian’s favorite paper husband was from the second dimension.
Of course, in today’s world where the anime industry is thriving, anyone who is interested in or knows about anime will have some kind of longing. Ye Wushuang also had a favorite paper husband, but she couldn’t imagine that someone’s heart would be so passionate about this love.
Besides, it was because of this special admiration, coupled with various real-life reasons, that she had a void in her heart. Ye Wushuang began to regret clicking the task button, but the dating app never had a cancel button. Unless she completed this task,she wouldn’t be able to enter the next one until she died.
[WeChat] Librarian: My dad told me to ask you if there’s anything else you need for your computer configuration.
It seemed like the librarian, who had become talkative in the chat window, continued to ask questions because she saw that Ye Wushuang had been silent for too long. Ye Wushuang thought for a moment and used this as a topic to chat with the librarian about computers.
She also generously shared everything she knew, like a book that you couldn’t read to the end, intelligent and knowledgeable, but so shy.
The afternoon passed quietly. Qiu Ruishi finally woke up, but she didn’t seem to be fully awake yet. She climbed onto Ye Wushuang’s shoulder and slowly leaned against her.
Half of it was because of her fatigue from these days, and the other reason was the temporary blood loss caused by Ye Wushuang sucking her blood. She was weak and looked like a cat cuddling up to its owner.
“If you’re still tired, just keep sleeping.” Ye Wushuang helped Qiu Ruishi adjust her hair. Her other hand wasn’t idle either. She continued to chat with the librarian about various things.
“If I sleep any longer, I’ll only be able to have you carry me around at night.” Qiu Ruishi’s eyes were half-open. She curiously leaned over and saw Ye Wushuang’s conversation with the librarian.
Ye Wushuang chuckled, but she didn’t put her phone away. She continued, “I’ve decided to be a good girl until your sister stops watching me.”
She swiped her finger on her phone and sent a heart symbol to the librarian. It was a slip of the hand caused by Ye Wushuang’s distraction, but she thought the other party wouldn’t mind, so she didn’t explain.
“Huh? Looking at this nickname, it shouldn’t be your cute junior, right?” Qiu Ruishi seemed to be holding a grudge against the heart symbol. Ye Wushuang didn’t respond. She silently typed another sentence.
[WeChat] Ye Wushuang: Sorry, I slipped my hand.
She could completely ignore the librarian’s misunderstanding of the heart symbol, but she couldn’t ignore Qiu Ruishi’s.
“It’s the owner’s daughter from the computer store I went to today. We added each other on WeChat.”
“I don’t think you can chat with the owner’s daughter about random things for so long.” Qiu Ruishi didn’t believe her and asked instead. Her eyes were like a wife testing whether her husband was cheating, sharp and probing.
Ye Wushuang had nothing to hide, so she naturally accepted it. But accepting this kind of probing felt wrong. Why was Qiu Ruishi so concerned about her current emotional state? This feeling made her a little excited.
“Qiu Ruishi, I have a serious question for you.”
“Don’t change the subject.” Qiu Ruishi responded calmly. As a woman, she had a gut feeling that Ye Wushuang was hiding many things from her.
“Let me ask first. We’re talking about this.” Ye Wushuang believed that as long as she asked this question, Qiu Ruishi wouldn’t have the mood to go back to the librarian issue.
“Then ask.” Qiu Ruishi responded. She maintained her standard smile, in case of any emergencies, she could control her expression. The smile was her camouflage, giving her the greatest sense of security. Qiu Ruishi was ready for Ye Wushuang to ask any question.
Ye Wushuang was also infected by Qiu Ruishi’s actions. They sat facing each other. She made herself appear more serious and earnest, even though she knew the answer might not be as good as she imagined.
“Qiu Ruishi, do you like me?” She asked this question, but Qiu Ruishi seemed so calm. Ye Wushuang was very discouraged. Qiu Ruishi just maintained that inexplicable smile, as if she was mocking Ye Wushuang for having an inflated sense of self.
The distance between them wasn’t within the range of Mind Reading. Ye Wushuang moved closer, but Qiu Ruishi cleverly avoided her, preventing Ye Wushuang from knowing her too well. Qiu Ruishi was flustered, but her panic made her reaction even calmer. If they were to give out an acting award to all the women in Paradise City, if Qiu Ruishi was second, no one else could be first.
She was afraid to say the word “like,” at least not before the curse was broken.
“Ye Wushuang, I don’t like being a spare tire.” So, Qiu Ruishi carefully considered her words and used the least damaging phrase to answer the question.
Ye Wushuang was a little embarrassed, but she also felt that this result was natural. She tried her best to appear natural, but the more she thought about it, the more embarrassed she felt. She couldn’t help but blush.
Qiu Ruishi couldn’t help but chuckle. Although it was a little regrettable, she believed in her judgment.
“If you can break things off with your junior cleanly, I can consider it.” Qiu Ruishi continued to tempt her with a half-joking tone, as if she had slapped Ye Wushuang and then given her a piece of candy.
“You..!!” Ye Wushuang’s eyes lit up. In an instant, she suddenly felt something was wrong. She was supposed to be tempting Qiu Ruishi to chase after her, but she had done something stupid instead.
No matter how many times, Ye Wushuang felt like her EQ and IQ were crushed by Qiu Ruishi.
Qiu Ruishi laughed even more happily and continued slowly, “Of course, the premise is that you can move me.” Ye Wushuang’s joy faded again. She walked towards Qiu Ruishi, wanting to know what tricks Qiu Ruishi was planning.
The gesture was unmistakable. Qiu Ruishi laughed and ran. Ye Wushuang gave chase, and the two of them enjoyed a playful romp in the room. Precious moments slipped by, each wishing time would slow its relentless pace.
As dinner time approached, Qiu Ruishi said goodbye. The housekeeper who came to pick her up was someone Ye Wushuang hadn’t met before. No one mentioned the whereabouts of the fifth housekeeper, unwilling to ruin the beautiful atmosphere.
But Ye Wushuang was still in a good mood. At least, Qiu Ruishi didn’t find her disgusting. Whether it came from Qiu Ruishi’s gentleness or something else, Ye Wushuang was very grateful.
She opened her phone, which had been forgotten for hours, and saw WeChat messages from the librarian and various notifications from the dating app.
“I wonder if the sky would fall if Qiu Ruishi agreed to me.” She saw the increasingly exaggerated amount of the bounty and could imagine the expression of the legendary Proxy God.
At this moment, if he could see the increasingly ambiguous atmosphere between Ye Wushuang and Qiu Ruishi, he would probably be so angry that he would bang his head against the wall.
Ye Wushuang thought this happily. Of course, the Proxy God, who was briefly monitoring her in his busy schedule, wouldn’t be so angry that he would bang his head against the wall. Although he was just a proxy, he had to continue to manage human love.
As for human affairs, the gods couldn’t interfere or monitor too much. The Proxy God could only see ten minutes through the dating app’s item, [Camera]. And those ten minutes were also what he had begged the big guy to put [Camera] on the shelves for.
“Break up one couple at a time. Those stupid players, when will they finally take action!” He was indignant, but he had to work hard because of his responsibility as the God of Love. He clicked on the icon on the dating app, controlling the future emotions of humanity.
Chaotic, dirty, all because he was in a bad mood.
“Don’t blame me. It’s all Ye Wushuang’s fault!” The Proxy God’s lips curled up into a more sinister smile. He randomly matched people.
Human and animal, child and elder, living and dead…
The more chaotic the pairings, the more satisfied the Proxy God’s smile became.
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