Living in the Beast World With a System - Chapter 216
Wu Yue did not look well after hearing that. Her face turned gloomy as she looked at him. “With your build, one punch could send me flying. What kind of scheme could I possibly have against you?”
A hint of regret appeared on Yuan Lang’s handsome face. “That really is a pity. I thought I might get a chance to fight back a little.”
Wu Yue gave him a disgusted look. “Clearly you are the one with bad intentions. So, shameless.”
Yuan Lang chuckled softly, then turned to her. “Still want to…”
“Boss, are you really going to treat me like this? Am I not your favorite tiger anymore?”
Teng Qian looked at Yuan Lang with a pitiful expression. His little eyes were full of grievance.
Even though he had caused some trouble, there were certain things that, if told to the little female, would be completely humiliating. Did no one care about his pride?
In moments like this, there was always someone who would throw him under the bus.
The honest Teng Kun spoke up without warning. “My brother discovered the salt crystal while he was pooping.”
He even looked proud as he said it.
The sorrowful Teng Qian immediately looked defeated. Can I return this kind of younger brother?
Realizing the salt crystal in her hand had just been tossed to her by Teng Qian, Wu Yue reflexively threw it away.
Then she caught a glimpse of Teng Qian’s heartbroken expression and gave a sheepish chuckle. “Well, you can only tell it is salt by tasting it, right? You…”
Why did this have to involve poop?
“When my brother was younger, he sat over the pit too long and hurt his butt. Sometimes the wound would split open. There is nothing here to wipe with, so he told me to pick up some stones for him. I grabbed one of those salt crystals. Who knew he would jump up screaming like that? It looked like it hurt a lot.”
Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian with great admiration. “I did not expect you to love your little brother this much. If it were my brother, I would have beaten him to death already.”
Teng Qian looked at Wu Yue, touched. “Finally someone understands me.”
Wu Yue looked at him with a bit of awe on her face. “I really did not expect that even a powerful beastman warrior could get hemorrhoids.”
“Hemorrhoids? Are you talking about that bleeding problem on Teng Qian’s butt?” Yuan Lang asked.
Wu Yue nodded and then sighed. “Yes. I just never thought even beastmen could get hemorrhoids.”
Teng Qian thought to himself, It is already bad enough that I did not say I had a sore on my mouth.
“So, Teng Qian, you figured out it was salt crystal because the wound touched it and it hurt badly?”
Teng Qian remained silent.
If you stop talking now, we might still be friends.
“To confirm it was really salt crystal, my brother even tasted it!” Teng Kun said proudly. Discovering the salt crystals was a major achievement that could benefit the entire Snow Tiger Tribe.
Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian with wide eyes. “You really are amazing.”
Seriously? After wiping yourself with that crystal, how did you convince yourself to pick up another one and lick it?
Yuan Lang and Teng Kun seemed to realize the same thing. Their expressions turned a little meaningful.
Teng Qian gazed at the top of the cave from a forty-five-degree angle, his face full of sorrow.
You fall in love, I get hurt. You enjoy your sweet romance, and I take the blame. Every burden falls on me.
When will two beautiful females come and heal all my wounds? Do not ask why two. Because I am seriously wounded.
Though the process of discovery was a little difficult to explain, this was without doubt a precious resource that could benefit the entire Snow Tiger Tribe.
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