I Defeated the Guide Angel and I Became a Necromancer ~ I Feel Like I'm Playing a Different Game from Everyone Else, but I'm Doing Fine ~ - Chapter 68

Chapter 68: Angel Hunting 5 – Deja Vu

◆ Demon Temple Guild Room [Lobby] ◆

[★★★ Hell-bound Seafood Feast Train, Tabela Rail] (Hell, Ultimate, Ingredients)

・Incredible! A super-sized seafood bowl that includes even the bowl itself!

・The bowl is made of fish paste. The blue color of the bowl is edible coloring.

・While classified as ingredients, please consume it as is, as a dish.

…Wait, this is raw fish slices, right!? An ingredient!? A dish!? Eating this?! OMG… exclaimed a certain dog…

・Processable (Rarity downgrade after processing), skill acquisition upon completion, 10-minute time limit after opening, weight 50.0 kg.

“Donta, wait. Wait… though your drool isn’t waiting at all.”

“Woahhh!!! (I’m waiting!!!)”

“It’s five times the size of that sausage from earlier…”

“Don-chan can handle it~”

“Wait, I wanna screenshot this~~!! Don’t eat it yet, Don-chan~~”

“Wow, that’s huge… Is this really okay?”

“Damn, that’s massive!! There’s no way a human could finish this in 10 minutes, seriously.”

“Eris-chan will be full after just one bite of that corner~…”

After finishing the intense battle with Mocchirinu-chan, what awaited Donta as a reward was, of course, the Tabela Rail that came out of the treasure chest at that time. Pers-chan also gave permission, saying,

“Since I can’t finish it, let’s give it to Don-chan!”

It’s a bit pitiful to make him wait any longer, but seeing Donta sitting with his tail wagging and drooling all over his face like he might be able to use wind magic with his tail, I feel like I want to keep watching him forever…!!

“I got it!!”

“Donta, alright!!”

“Woohoooooo!!! Woohunn!!!♡♡♡♡♡”

“The ★★★ Hell-bound Seafood Feast Train, Tabela Rail, has been opened. Skill acquisition time limit is 10 minutes.”

Amid the watchful eyes of the afternoon nap gang, Donta’s challenge with the Tabela Rail began! Man, your eating prowess is always astounding to see… That thing recreated the size of a whale train packed with seafood, easily more than double the size of a 30kg rice bag. There’s no way one person could finish that, right? Hey, wait a minute… It’s already half gone!?

“I-it’s sucking it all in…!”

“Hey hey, at this rate, it’ll be gone in no time.”

“Do we really need 10 minutes for this!?”

“It’s heavier than me. Did it swallow me whole?”

“Looks like even Eris-chan and the nap are about to get swallowed whole…”

“I might be heavier than 50 kg… What about Rinne-chan… Oh…”

“What’s with the “oh”? Where are you looking and what are you saying?”

“””…Her chest?”””

“Can’t someone at least bluff about their height instead?”

Remember this, afternoon nap gang~~!!! Hey, more importantly, Donta, it’s 50 kg, right? Just a bit lighter than me?! It’s like you’re devouring one of the female players here! Ah, around halfway through, you started savoring the remaining portion… It probably won’t take 10 minutes, but you decided to take your time eating, huh? Good job, Donta…

“Rinne-san! The appraisal is done!”

“Oh, really!? How was it!?”

“Here it is~!!”

“…What’s this, ★Shooting Bang!?”

[★Shooting Bang] (Highest grade・Legendary・Cannon (Main Armament Only)・Open Slot 1[○] )

・Skill [Heavy Artillery Handling] mastery is essential.

・Charge 50% MP and fire an Eel-shaped projectile!

・The Eel-shaped projectile tracks the targeted enemy to a certain extent.

・Upon explosion, it adds direct attack attribute impact damage based on shooting damage referenced.

・Since there’s no reflecting opponent upon explosion, reflection is effectively nullified.

・Shooting damage +25% +0%

・Open

… Fire!! (Boooooom!!!!)

Enhanceable・Weight 12.0kg

“Whoa, whoa, what’s this weird drop again? What is that?”

“Oh, right. This is…”

While Donta savored and ate, I briefed the afternoon nap gang on what had happened. About how if you interfere with the heat exhaust mode in some way, it goes into thermal runaway mode, transforming into the forbidden combat form, Hell Whale, and details like priority targeting, methods to defeat as documented in the monster encyclopedia.

“The True Slaughterer, completely immune to entrapment, seems to be the biggest issue.”

“Even after neutralizing the Golden Barrier Shield three times, I couldn’t finish it off.”

“I’ll take the Hell Whale’s target, alright?”

“What are we going to do with the red one?”

“Since I’m holding long-range slashing attacks, we’ll have to alternate taking aggro with someone else and play a catch game of instant death upon attack.”

“It would be great if we could smoothly execute that…”

“In emergencies, we’ll have Eris-chan dance the Temptation Waltz with her phantom and turn it into a decoy.”

“Being able to activate dance skills without dancing yourself is really a big deal.”

“Wauu……!? (It’s all gone!?）”

“Well, you ate it, so of course it’s gone…”

“Are you surprised that it’s gone after you ate it?!”

The most surprising thing is your speed in eating up while we were chatting with Napping’s gang!! You’re surprised that it’s all gone after you ate it, well, if you eat it, it’s going to be gone…! It would be abnormal if it increased after you ate it!!

“Donta has finished consuming the ★★★ Hellbound Seafood Feast Train “Taberail” completely. The time taken to finish eating was 7 minutes and 11 seconds.”

“Donta has acquired the passive skill “Hellbound Express”.”

“Donta’s dash performance has been enhanced.”

“Wow, you finished eating it…”

“Waun!! (Thank you for the meal! Chiyo-chan said that after finishing eating!)”

“Well done finishing your meal~”

“You really finished it within 10 minutes…!”

“That ‘wan’ was a thank you for the meal, Don-chan!”

“Being thankful for food is commendable. But seriously, how long are you going to lick that empty plate?”

“You still look like you want more! But no, no more, because it was 50 kilograms!”

“………… Donta, we’re going hunting for food. Dragons.”

Even though Donta looks like he still wants more after finishing, we only have human food left… If he really wants more, there’s no choice but to go. Hunt for meat. Hunt dragons, that’s all there is for you…

“Oh, right, I heard there’s a dragon coming. Probably retaliation for the one Rena killed.”

“Most likely, yeah.”

“When kids are killed, their parents and siblings come for revenge. They really care about each other, huh?”

“I can’t believe there are so many. They should go easy on at least one.”

“As stated by…”

“Suspect Rena shows no sign of remorse…”

“I’m not guilty. It fell and died on its own.”

“She denies the allegations.”

“Well then, let’s join as accomplices too!!”

“How should we split the party?”

“What about the church?”

“Ah… Should we just force our way in? With explosives? Sweep them all out with acid bombs?”

“Then let’s crush them quickly! Come back within 20 minutes for the dragons, dragons!”

“Yeah, let’s go. Dash, dash!”

“Hage is fired up. Alright, Eris and others, let’s go quickly!”

“Let’s go~~ Now even sneak attacks are fair game.”

“Rena, you’re seriously cheating, I want to jump too.”

“I don’t want to see a bald guy jump, you idiot!”

“Oh yeah, there was a church. Completely forgot about that. Let’s dash over there and crush it, wipe them all out quickly, then go for the dragons, dragons! Alright, everyone, gather up!”

“Oh, what about this cannon? It’s heavy…”

“Pers-chan, what should we do with this cannon?”

“It’s heavy, so let’s store it in the warehouse… Oh! How about bragging about it and starting an auction at 50,000 yen, no immediate decision, ends in 3 hours?”

“Good idea. Probably won’t find a buyer. Bragging rights are important.”

“Bragging rights are crucial! Let’s list it! We’ll head to crush the church too!”

“Let’s go beat up Laura-chan’s romantic rival and ex-lover!”

“Woof!!”

They decided to throw it into the auction. No way someone’s paying 50,000 yen for this. Plus, it ends before noon, so nobody’s ready to bid over 50,000 yen in such a short time. Alright, let’s go to the church! Let’s all gather and crush Laura-chan’s nemesis once again!

[Abandoned Church Entrance] –

“Ready, set, go!!!”

“Push, push, push, push, push!!!”

“Wooaahhhh!!!”

“Phew… Phew…”

“Ahhhh!!”

“Eek!!”

“What’s happening, you ask? As you can see, Donta tackled the entrance of the church!! He did this before too!!! Perhaps because a new day has come, the hole that Donta’s bottom-size caused to the abandoned church entrance has been fixed! He’s done it again!!! Again!”

“Gyaaaah!!!”

“Oh!! We got through!!”

“We got through!!!”

“Phew… That was close.”

“Seriously, what are we even doing…”

“We did it!!!”

But did he get a little slimmer than before!? We got through, we got through, Donta! It went through! Thank you for your support, I love you and Rena-chan, you’ve been tremendous.

“Alright, I’m off!”

“See you later, Don-chan!”

“Should’ve just blasted through from the start, huh?”

“Yeah! Take care! Thanks a bunch!”

“Fire away!”

“Eris-chan and the others will do their best! See you later!”

“Woof woof! (Bye bye! Thanks!)”

The group of five headed into the sealed church. Phew, if they hadn’t gotten in this time, Chiyo-chan’s dropkick and Nee-san’s full-force tackle would’ve been waiting next time. Good thing you made it inside this time, Donta…

“Woof! (We’re in!)”

“That’s right, you made it inside. Good for you…”

“Woof! (We made it, we made it!!)”

“We’re finally in! Alright, let’s go!”

“Accepting the party leader’s request… Initiating transfer countdown.”

They must’ve been really frustrated about not getting in last time. Just look at how happy they are now that they made it. How adorable… Alright, let’s go into this dungeon too. I was wondering why there was nobody here—everyone must be off dealing with the dragons, right? It makes sense there’s no one here. Oh, our names are still on the first clear party list. Oh right, Laura-chan and her friends still aren’t here, huh? Hmm, Laura-chan looks serious… Ah, I remember now!

“…”

“Laura-chan, Laura-chan.”

“Y-yes…”

“This place is like a repeat of past records. We defeated it yesterday, but today it’s back to normal, so we can defeat it again as many times as we need.”

“Y-yes…?”

“In other words, from now on, Laura-chan, you can freely slaughter as many Dogels as you like here.”

“Y-yes…!? Yayyyyyyy~!”

I thought they were all gone since they said they killed them yesterday! It’s okay, you can kill them as many times as you want!

“Countdown, 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0. Transfer.”

◆ Forbidden Sanctuary ◆

“Spirits, do not mourn. Entrust yourselves to me, for I shall save and heal. Here, in eternal rest, mercy upon the mournful dead…”

“Lorelei began singing Requiem.”

“Lorelei began playing Nocturne.”

When Laura-chan mentioned that the enemies were only angels and undead, she immediately activated these two skills. The logs? Only showing 1 experience point earned because it’s not being displayed, right? That’s because these skills unleash devastating damage in this small church where the acoustics are perfect. Crushing level 45 angels and level 10 weak undead into dust.

“Weak!!! Dealt a total of 225,551 damage to Fallen Priest Dogel (Lv. 70) and defeated it. Experience gained: 533,599.”

“Clear conditions met. Proceed to the left-wing portal in the central intersection from the entrance to claim your reward.”

“Boss defeated on the 1st floor confirmed.”

“Secret clear conditions met. Proceed to the opposite portal from the reward floor to enter the Forbidden Sanctuary Dungeon.”

There you go. Done. Crushed them all…

“Yes.”

“Well, that’s how it goes.”

“Crushed undead… Crushed angels… So weak… ♡ We’re so strong… Crushed Dogels… ♡”

You always get carried away so easily…”

“But isn’t that what makes it cute!”

“Even against weaker opponents, you shouldn’t let your guard down!”

“Woof! (I’ll give it my all against any opponent!)”

“Ugh… opinions are divided…”

Honestly, Laura-chan gets carried away so quickly… Don’t provoke them so shamelessly in such a seductive outfit, seriously. What if the opponent gets excited and resurrects? Well, that’s probably not going to happen, though.

[Forbidden Sanctuary Dungeon] (Recommended Level 70~)

Discovering Guild: Dreamscape Utopia

Discoverers: Rinne, Perseus, 07XB785Y

First Clear Party: Rinne, Perseus, 07XB785Y, Donta, Aurelia, Frioniel, Princess Chiyo

Recent Clear Parties besides First Clear: None, None, None

Up to 8 people can enter the party

Memorial Dungeon

Penalty: All rewards from the Forbidden Sanctuary are forfeited

Penalty: Time limit of 20 minutes

Penalty: All conditions reset upon entering the dungeon

Challenge available once a day (Reset of attempt limit every day at 5:59)

All party members, please enter and wait inside the portal

After a 30-second countdown, members inside the portal will be transferred into the dungeon

“Confirming party members… Registration: 7 people”

“Hmm?”

“Oh…?”

“What’s wrong?”

“Seven people? Wait a moment… Pers, Donta, Lia, Chiyo-chan, Bigsis, and Laura-chan…”

“Oh no!”

“Oh…”

“Ahhhhh!?”

“Oh, they’re not here!”

“Lord Ghost…!?”

Oops, I forgot to pick up Frioniel! I thought I’d use him as a shield, but now… what should I do?

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the Forbidden Sanctuary…

“Hey, are you… taking a bath in your armor? Is that… okay?”

(´∀｀)ｂ

“Oh, I see. Well, if you’re okay with it, then… I guess it’s fine…”

[Forbidden Sanctuary]

“Oniichan’s in the Demon Temple’s grand bathhouse…”

“Why on earth is he there?”

“He was heading to meet Lord Babylon, and then he ended up in the men’s bathhouse… There was only Don-chan to retrieve him…”

“…Huff… huff…”

Bad news, I left Oniichan behind. Why was he even taking a bath in the bathhouse? He’s in a place I can’t go… How am I supposed to fetch him?! What is he even doing?!

“Stop, Laura, seriously, don’t say it out loud.”

“Heh… I can’t… I’m gonna… I’m gonna say it!”

Wait, Laura-chan, you’ve got something absolutely outrageous in mind, don’t say it, don’t you dare say it!

“Frioniell’s… in the bath… Hahaha… I can’t… I’m gonna… say it…!”

Perseus has been frozen.

“Ahhhhhh! Pers-chan’s frozen because she didn’t use Aegis!”

“Oh no, it’s starting! The mechanical angel is waking up!”

Oh noooo! It’s already starting, and I completely forgot all the buffs have been stripped off! Oh no, oh no, oh nooo! What are you doing, Laura-chan?! Seriously, what are you doing?!