I Defeated the Guide Angel and I Became a Necromancer ~ I Feel Like I'm Playing a Different Game from Everyone Else, but I'm Doing Fine ~ - Chapter 44
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- Chapter 44 - The Overwhelmingly Crazy Girl Part 3
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Chapter 44: The Overwhelmingly Crazy Girl Part 3
◆ Trading City of Lorelei – Destroyed Church – Underground Mausoleum ◆
“Gwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………!!!!!!”
“Perseus activated the [Demonic Dual Swords – Hyper Slash], Weak!!! Dealt a total of 33,414 damage to the Fallen Angel Nurael (Lv. 100)”
“Fallen Angel Nurael (Lv. 100) has been defeated…”
Wow, Nurael was quite the formidable opponent, huh… Just kidding, we completely overwhelmed her with overwhelming firepower and she couldn’t do anything but die. What a pushover, I’ll smash her into tiny little pieces so she can never call herself a fallen angel again. Now, which corpse from the Corpse Storage should I swap her with?
“Fallen Angel Nurael (Lv. 100) has been resurrected”
Huh…?
“I am immortal!!! No matter how many times, I shall rise again!!! Now, face the judgment of God!!!”
“Fallen Angel Nurael (Lv. 100) is preparing to unleash [Final Catastrophe]!!”
“Oh, this is bad…”
I didn’t sign up for a resurrection, and using a massive spell right after coming back to life is just unfair, don’t you think? Ugh, what should I do?! Come on, my gray matter, start working…!!!
“Sorry for the interruption! Fire!!!”
“Fired [Fallen Heretic Inquisitor Lucleyna] from [Corpse Storage – 5]”
“Fired [Fallen Heretic Vice Chief Inquisitor Muzzle] from [Corpse Storage – 7]”
“Interred [★★ Princess Chiyo] in [Corpse Storage – 4]”
“Interred [★ Captain Tornado] in [Corpse Storage – 5]”
“Interred [★★★ Siren Lorelei’s Remains] in [Corpse Storage – 7]”
“Acquired multiple items”
“Opened the guild portal”
“Kyaaaa?! Acchan?!”
“Hang on! I’m coming right away!”
Alright, I made it!!! And just in time, forcibly sent Pers-chan back through the guild portal!!! Managed to snag the materials she probably prepared for her resurrection too! Me? Oh, I’ve got something I need to take care of~.
“Perish!!! Face the judgment of God!!!”
“Yaaaahhhhhh……!!!”
“Fired [Assassin Mifa of the Black Shadow] from [Corpse Storage – 6]”
“Fired [Fallen Seasoned Heretic Inquisitor Fow] from [Corpse Storage – 8]”
“Fired [Assassin Rafa of the Black Shadow] from [Corpse Storage – 9]”
“Fired [Assassin Zorasun of the Black Shadow, the Leader] from [Corpse Storage – 10]”
“O abyss, become my path, Abyss Walker! Disappear into dust, Death Explosion!!!”
“Entered [Abyss Walker] state”
“Consumed NP1 and activated Death Explosion”
So long, you damn fallen angel scum!! Here’s a special gift from me to you!!!
“Damn it–!!!!”
“Fallen Heretic Inquisitor Lucleyna exploded!!!”
“Assassin Mifa of the Black Shadow exploded!!!”
“Fallen Heretic Inquisitor Vice Chief Muzzle exploded!!!”
“Assassin Rafa of the Black Shadow exploded!!!”
“Fallen Seasoned Heretic Inquisitor Fow exploded!!!”
“Assassin Zorasun of the Black Shadow, the Leader, exploded!!!”
“Weak!!! Dealt a total of 441,289 damage to the Fallen Angel Nurael (Lv. 100)”
“Weak!!! Dealt a total of 499,452 damage to the Fallen Archbishop Archibald (Lv. 77), and the body was absorbed by the Fallen Angel Nurael (Lv. 100)”
“Futile!!! In this sanctuary, I am invincible!!! Final Catastro—”
Oh, Archibald? There was someone hiding again? More importantly, this is bad, really bad. The church is collapsing… Well then, I’ll be off now… bye-bye!
“Transferred to Donta’s Shadow”
◆ ◆ ◆
“Waaahhh?! (Huh?! When did you get here?!)”
“Hey there, Donta-kun? Seems like you’ve been causing quite a ruckus.”
Phew. The church collapsed into a pile of rubble from that explosion before Final Catastrophe could activate! Hahaha, bury those fallen angels alive! Serves them right!
“The church…”
“Being destroyed like that, it’s insane!”
“Oh? What’s this, players~? Chiyo-chan, Tornado-san~”
“Summoned [★★ Princess Chiyo] from [Corpse Storage – 4]”
“Summoned [★ Captain Tornado] from [Corpse Storage – 5]”
“Huh…? Outside…?”
“Wow, it’s so bright… This really is Lorelei, huh? It’s changed so much!”
Now then, we’ve completely destroyed the church, but… my karma hasn’t dropped below -900… Is this not enough yet? Hmm, what should I do next if this isn’t sufficient? That guy said he’s invincible as long as this sanctuary exists… Is the church the sanctuary? Even in this state, if death notifications aren’t reaching us, it means we’re still alive but buried alive, right? Like, because of the sanctuary, we won’t die but we’re trapped alive?
“What’s this big dog?! So cute!!!”
“Woof?! Woof… ♡ (Huh, who is this?! Ah, it feels nice to be petted…)”
“Gwi schizodus(Death through scorch)!! Anehra(Extinction befalls)!!!! Ah…!!!”
“Aurelia used [Incendiary Extinction]”
“Aaahhhhh!!!!”
“Gyaaaahhhhh!!!!”
“It’s hot!!! It’s so hot!!!!”
“Burn…!!!!”
Oh, I didn’t notice because I was distracted by Donta’s fluffiness. Just now, I finally looked around and realized that the surroundings are engulfed in flames because of Lia-chan’s relentless burning. Battle logs are so annoying… How many players is she annihilating?! Lia-chan, your expression is amazing?! Watching players writhing in agony in a sea of fire and you’re making an original smile! Eh, let me take a screenshot. So cute…
“If you keep burning, at least come up with a countermeasure! Fire won’t work—”
“Boom”
“Clashima (Lv. 55) was killed by 07XB785Y”
“Damn it!! Can’t we do something about that sniper on top of the guild house?!!”
“That knight with the huge shield is so annoyingly tough!!”
“щ(゜д゜щ) Come on”
“Damn it, stop with that annoying emotion!!!!”
Lia-chan and Senior Rena are stationed on the roof of the guild house, wreaking havoc with magic and sniping from behind Big Brother’s shield… I wonder if they’re even shooting water element magic bullets at those who have prepared fire countermeasures? Attacked with fire, then even if they escape, they’re hit with water attacks of opposite attributes. Even if many manage to escape, there’s Day Sleeper, Rage, and Eris, making it a hopeless situation.
Wait…? Just seven people are fighting against tens, nearly hundreds of opponents and there are no casualties? Is that our guild…?
“Are they still spawning~? Alright, next up, Tarantella of Passion.”
“Eris (Lv. 61) began dancing [Tarantella of Passion]”
“Entered [Euphoria] state”
“Donta entered [Euphoria] state”
“Princess Chiyo entered [Euphoria] state”
“Tornado entered [Euphoria] state”
Tarantella of Passion, huh… Wait, Eris-san, is that whip-like sword yours…?! It’s so cool…?! Euphoria state boosts damage by 1.2 times and damage reduction by 10%?! Wow, that’s powerful…!! Does the effect apply while dancing, or does it just look flashy?! Your dance in that dancer outfit with your tanned skin, silver hair, and translucent fabric looks amazing, doesn’t it?!
“Hmm~? They’ve shown up~. The reason why we’re being attacked so much is because it seems like they’ve been given a defense quest by the goddess Meltis~?”
“Ah… I see… So that’s why there are so many players…”
Ah, I asked Day Sleeper for the situation and now it makes sense. They’ve been given a defense quest by the goddess Meltis, and they have to defeat us to clear it. Since it hasn’t been treated as a failure yet, it means we haven’t achieved our goal.
In that case… it’s a sanctuary, huh. Is it really a sanctuary…?
“Oooooohohohoho!!! You’re in my way~~!!”
“Huh?! Perseus?!”
“He was here after all! Damn it!!”
“Perseus nullified [Arrow Rain]”
“Why, why isn’t it work–”
“Perseus activated [Execution Grip], dealt 15,550 damage to Gordon (Lv. 55), and defeated him”
“Interfered with loot acquisition! No loot was obtained”
Ah, I see. Those who have taken the defense quest from the goddess Meltis are protected, and they can’t obtain loot. They can attack us as much as they want, while we just keep getting worn out. It’s so troublesome… it’s too unfair…
“That’s impressive!! I’m joining in too, looks like fun, doesn’t it?”
“Tornado initiated [★Tornado Special]”
Wait, no way, Tornado-san went in…! Is she okay…? Wait, huh?! What’s Tornado Special?! It just looks like she’s charging in with both hands holding onto her double axes?!
“Hey hey hey, aren’t those double axes?! What’s going on?!”
“No way, can’t we defend against it somehow?!”
“Sand Shield, protect us! Sand Shield!!”
“Wind Blade!! Air Slasher!!”
“Tornado absorbed [Air Slasher]”
Wind… absorbing it…? Does it mean wind magic is useless against Tornado…? Just as the name suggests…
“Wind magic coming at me?! You’ve got guts!!”
“Don’t come, don’t come!! Kyaaaahhhh!!!”
“We have the Sand Shield! Stay calm—”
“Fragile, fragile, fragile, fragile!!! Ahahahaha!!! Ahhhahahahahaha!!!”
“Moi Moi (Lv. 59) received [★Tornado Special], Sand Shield collapsed! Mana Barrier collapsed! Headgear damaged! Body armor damaged! Leg armor damaged! Received a total of 25,101 damage and died”
“[★Tornado Special] has grown! Attack speed increased!”
“Clarna (Lv. 57) received [★Tornado Special], Sand Shield collapsed! Mana Barrier collapsed! Headgear damaged! Body armor damaged! Leg armor damaged! Received a total of 28,405 damage and died”
“[★Tornado Special] has grown! Attack speed has further accelerated!”
No, no, no, no, no… Please don’t swing those double axes around like that, Tornado-san… And they’re getting faster and stronger with each swing, aren’t they…?!
“You fools, Geh Naudas! Behead Girenu, behead Girenu, behead Girenu! Slicing Storm Guillotine Cyclone!!!”
“Aurelia activated [Slicing Storm Guillotine Cyclone]”
Oh…!! The moment Lia-chan and Pers-chan decided it’s okay to use wind magic against Tornado-san, she unleashed a wind dragon magic…! It’s unstoppable now, unstoppable! Once it reaches this point, there’s nothing left but to go all out and kill them all!
“Perseus nullified [Slicing Storm Guillotine Cyclone]”
“Tornado absorbed [Slicing Storm Guillotine Cyclone], and all stats were enhanced by +100!”
Ohhhhhhhhhh…
“Uwaaaaaaaahhhh!!!”
“What is this?!!!”
“Milnida (Lv. 59) received 12,227 damage”
“Resist… Johnss (Lv. 26) received 1,551 damage”
“Saria (Lv. 59) received 12,621 damage”
“Milnida (Lv. 59) received [★Tornado Special], headgear damaged! Body armor damaged! Leg armor damaged! Received a total of 33,405 damage and died”
“Johnss (Lv. 26) received [★Tornado Special], headgear damaged! Body armor damaged! Leg armor damaged! Received 12,405 damage and died”
“Perseus activated [Demonic Dual Swords – Hyper Slash], Saria (Lv. 59) received a total of 27,774 damage and died”
Looks like there were some weak ones here… Survived by sheer luck, only to be casually caught in it and have all their equipment destroyed and die… Namu. Saria and Milnida had just seen their faces. Well, this seems more like a personal grudge than a quest, huh? So, there might be someone nearby resembling a great shield wielder and an assassin-like figure?
“Out of mana~…”
“Out of bullets. Back to the guild house.”
“(`・ω・)ゞ”
Looks like Rena-senpai is out of bullets… Oh, Lia-chan is out of mana too, hmm. It might take some time to return to the guild house and go back into battle… And as soon as Onii-chan became free, he tried to land from the guild house roof with a jump… Looks like he failed… He’s falling pretty hard…
“He finally came down, huh, you…!!!”
“Σ(´∀`;)”
Oh… There he is, after a while… Wasn’t he the one we defeated just before heading to the sealed church? Altura, was it? Looks like it’s a rematch now…
“Hraaah!!!”
“Altura (Lv. 60) activated [Assassination] and severed Frioniel’s head!”
“Haah! We won, take that—”
Oh, sorry, that’s a head ornament…
“Frioniel activated [Shield Bash], Altura (Lv. 60) took 579 damage and is stunned”
“Donta activated [Explosive Two-Stage Palm], Altura (Lv. 60) took a total of 13,771 damage”
“Frioniel activated [Execution], Altura (Lv. 60) instantly died. Execution penalty activated! Equipment will be lost!”
“Obtained [Dark +6]”
“(´ω`)”
“Uwahh!! (You head came off? Are you okay?)”
“(`・ω・)b”
“Kuun…? (Are you okay…?)”
Altura got executed again… Losing to Onii-chan again… And Donta was nearby this time too. That’s just reckless, isn’t it? Such a bad move… Hmm, Chiyo-chan is saying, “Oh, the smell of roasting meat…! I’m getting hungry…” If she gets too hungry, she might collapse… This is troublesome. I don’t quite understand our victory conditions, but if we don’t win soon, we’ll be in trouble.
“Oh no, I’m out of MP!”
“What about when you go back?”
“I can still manage with regular attacks and blocking! It’ll just take longer!”
“How about canceling the Tarantella and switching to Pavane for HP/MP recovery?”
“No, no! That won’t be enough firepower, and it’ll take even more time!”
“Hmm… I might have overused poison in the heat of the moment.”
Come to think of it, that fallen angel hasn’t died yet, and there’s no sign of it coming out of the rubble… Huh, a revival trigger… Sanctuary, huh… Overwrite somehow? Can’t we do something about it? How about cursing the church! What do you think?
“Submerge, Negative Aura”
“Miss… No target”
Hmm… Negative aura isn’t really useful here… It’s meant for living creatures, so it won’t work on buildings… Oh…? Objects…?
“…It might be worth a try.”
This, the remains of the church. It’s an object, right? If it’s an item, maybe it can be targeted?
“Offer.”
“Failed to “Animate Fetish” of Holy Meltis Church”
Hmm… No good! It’s not working as well as I hoped… Huh? No target before, but now it’s a failure? That’s odd… There’s something there…!?
“Hold on, hold on. Let me think this through carefully. Babylon-chan tends to throw some tough challenges my way, but she’s never suggested anything impossible before. Remember when she asked me how I could destroy the church? It was after I got my hands on the Lolita dress of the demon god Babylon, and she recommended it because my karma value was insufficiently negative. So, since the lower limit of my karma value hasn’t been reached yet, that means I haven’t achieved it yet. But with this Meltis order’s defense quest, there should be some failure conditions for the opponent. Because something has become possible, Babylon-chan must have thought it was okay to let me do it. That’s what I believe.
“Oh my…? Are you really reading a book right in the middle of this battlefield?”
“Chiyo-chan, could you protect me for a moment? I’m reading this.”
“Of course! Leave it to me!”
“Guide to Necromancy – Volume 3.” It’s been quietly tucked away in my inventory, and I’m sure the answer lies within. Let’s see…
Death explosions…
Summoned undead…
Characteristics of summoned undead…
Incorporeal undead…
Disposal of corpses…
I’ve read these, and these aren’t it. This one… this is it!
“Animate Mix Fetish” is a necromancy that creates cursed items by mixing large quantities of materials, corpses, and curses.
The activation phrase is “Here, curse everything, and dedicate the pervasive evil to me.”
“Animate Mix Fetish” consumes 10 NP.
Large quantities of materials… Would just the church suffice? There are plenty of corpses below. And as for a large quantity of curses…
“Donta!!!”
“Woof! (What is it?)”
“Go to the guild house and collect all these weird coins!”
“Woof! (Got it!)”
I wonder if those cursed coins alone will be enough… There should have been over 200 of them left…
“—Crimson, explosion!!! Fire Explosion!!!”
“Atina (Lv. 64) has activated [Fire Explosion]!”
“Oh! Rinne-sama, this is bad!”
“Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay. Just dodge, Chiyo-chan.”
Uh oh, there’s a magician targeting us. Oh, but it’s a Fire… Explosion, huh…
“[Fire Explosion] has made a direct hit. Fire attribute is ineffective.”
“Princess Chiyo-chan has activated [Aqua Moon], evading.”
“Princess Chiyo-chan has activated [Single Slash Sever], instant death!!! Atina (Lv. 64) has been beheaded.”
Fire doesn’t affect me at all!! Nyahaha!! It’s unfair that undead attribute is fire-resistant, isn’t it…? It’s not just the holy attribute that affects me, is it…? Hehehe…
“Wanwan!!! Kyuuun… (I brought them! Oh, I dropped them when I barked… Let me pick them up…)”
Oh, Donta wrapped the cursed coins in cloth and brought them while holding them in his mouth. He drops them when he barks, huh? Classic Donta.
“I’ll take that opportunity!!!”
“Σ(´∀`;)”
“Frioniel has activated [Shield Bash], causing 522 damage to Mar-san (Lv. 51). He’s stunned.”
“(`・ω・´)”
Oops… Nice cover for Donta’s slip-up there, Oniichan! You’re still doing great… Your cool, professional vibe is really sticking, huh?
“Woof! (Wow, thank you! Oh, I dropped them again. It’s your fault!!!)”
“Donta has activated [Explosive Two-Stage Palm], causing a total of 28,172 damage to Mar-san (Lv. 51).”
“Frioniel has activated [Execution], resulting in instant death for Mar-san (Lv. 51). Execution penalty triggered! Equipment will be lost!”
“Obtained [★Giganto Axe+7].”
Isn’t that combo between Donta and Oniichan just brutal? Donta lowers the HP nicely with his rage, then Oniichan finishes them off with execution… That’s just cruel…
“Woof! (I brought them! Am I good? Am I good?)”
“Hmm, you’re doing great, Donta! Good boy, good boy…”
“Woouuuu~♡”
“If only this wasn’t the middle of the battlefield… It would be such a heartwarming scene…”
Right, this is the battlefield after all. Let’s give it a try now, Animate Mix Fetish! If the lower version failed to curse the target, then how about activating the higher version? It’s worth a shot. I’ll place a bunch of cursed coins on the ground and touch them with my left hand. The target is the Holy Meltis Church right in front of me. There are piles of corpses under the rubble! Here we go!!!
“Hereby curse everything, offer all-encompassing evil unto me… Animate Mix Fetish!!!!”
Now, let’s see how it goes!
“The Holy Meltis Church has been cursed!!!”
Yes!!! This is the same as when I cursed with Animate Fetish!!!
“The sanctuary has been eradicated!!!”
“The Holy Meltis Church has mutated!!!”
“It has transformed into the Demon Lord Babylon-sama Church!!!”
“The curse still remains! Please add more targets!”
“Ad-add more targets?! What should I add… Uh, um… Ah! I have that cursed cross I got from the logbook! Here!”
“The curse is spreading— Add more targets!!!”
I still need to add more?! The corpses, the corpses should be enough, and um, um, not cursed items, so should I add buildings?! I’m sorry, Napping-san! I’ll include both the guild house and the inn next to it as targets!!!
“W-what?! Ahh?!”
“I’m sorry, Napping-san!!!”
“What’s this black goo?!”
“Wow wow wow~ It feels like I’m cursed just by being here~”
“Woof woof?! (What’s this~?!)”
“The Guild House [Dreamscape Utopia] has been engulfed in the curse!”
“The inn [Dreamscape Utopia Inn] has been engulfed in the curse!”
“We need more corpses!!!”
Now we need more corpses?! There are no more corpses, what should I do, what can I do…? Ah… It might be a failure…
“The Fallen Angel Nurael (Lv. 100) has been crushed to death.”
Oh…!
“Additional corpse insertion confirmed.”
“All conditions have been met.”
“Animate Mix Fetish is activated…”
Haha, haha…! We did it~~!!! We made it~~~!!! It’s activating, the birth of the Demon Lord Babylon-sama Church~~!!!
“The Demon Lord Babylon-sama Church has been further cursed!”
“The Demon Lord Babylon-sama Church has transformed into a cursed object!”
“The Temple of the Demon Lord appears!!! Congratulations!!!”
The Temple of the Demon Lord?! It’s complete!!! We did it, we did it!!! It’s a success!!! Ahhhhhhh?!
“What’s going on?! Something’s rising up from the ground!”
“Wow wow wow, w-what’s this?!”
“A roof?! A building?! Rinne-san, what in the world did you do?!”
“Woaaahhhhh!! (Something big is coming out!!!)”
“What is it, what is it? You never get bored, huh? It’s so fun!!! It’s been a while since I’ve been this excited!!!”
From the ground, the Temple of the Demon Lord is rising up…! It’s swallowing up the entire area of the Guild House, the inn, the church, and the square in front of the church, creating a massive, massive building…!!!
“A player with positive karma has been expelled from the Temple of the Demon Lord.”
“The defense quest [Lorelei’s Defense of the Holy Meltis Church] has failed.”
“The hidden quest [My ♥ Long-awaited Home ♥] of the Demon Lord Babylon-sama has succeeded.”
“Congratulations! Lorelei is now under the rule of the Demon Lord Babylon-sama!”
It’s incredible… A gothic architecture, incredibly beautiful… A castle with gray walls and a reddish-black roof… It’s been built… Everyone’s mouths are wide open in shock, speechless…
“The Guild [Dreamscape Utopia] has been invited to the Temple of the Demon Lord.”
“Several powerful demon-type NPCs have appeared in the Temple of the Demon Lord.”
“The Demon Lord Babylon-sama descends!!!”
B-Babylon-chan is descending?! R-Really?! We did it—
“Yesss~!!! My–Long-awaited–Home~~~~~~♡♡♡”
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh— It’s amazing!!!!!!!!!
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