I Defeated the Guide Angel and I Became a Necromancer ~ I Feel Like I'm Playing a Different Game from Everyone Else, but I'm Doing Fine ~ - Chapter 30

Chapter 30: Traditional Customs Of Room 3

◆ The Usual [Room 3] ◆

You already know the reason we’re here, don’t you?

“(Depressed)…”

“I do say, they’re quite mediocre…”

That’s right, we’re holding another appraisal convention… and everything so far has been rubbish… I mean, there’s been zero equipment that was unique or above. I don’t know if we’ve had too much luck up until now, or if we had absolutely no luck this time around, or if the ☆4 Obliterate Taily Whale sucked up all the luck…!!!

Perseus: Nothing of value has dropped…

Rinne: Don’t worry, there’s still the ☆4 Slaughter Taily Whale!

07XB785Y: SS-Great Whale’s loot are both from gold and silver. They’re definitely going to be bad”

Rinne: Then, should we start appraising the SS-Great Whale ones first?

07XB785Y: I’m for it

Perseus: As am I!

Yep, since it’s been a garbage palooza so far, so I’m going in sort of hoping for a little out of the appraisals of the drops from the SS-Rampant Great Whale and that’s fine, because something nice will surely pop out of this…

Perseus: Here I go

” [? Shield] was identified as [★ Srivatscallop] ”

Rinne: Nn, gosh darn it.

07XB785Y: Mm…!

Perseus: A legendary shield that no one here can use…

Yep, it quickly answered my call, there’s the legendary (lol) I wanted! Srivatscallop, it says… uwah, it’s actually a shield in the shape of a scallop’s shell… aren’t the shields from this dungeon too reliant on jokes? It’s just too much, appearance-wise… No matter how I look at it, I can’t see it as anything but a giant scallop shell.

[★Srivatscallop] (Exceptional – Legendary – Greatshield – Empty Slot 1 [○] )

– Enables the use of [Shield Boomerang]
– Increases threat by +50%
– Empty
[Guard Effects]
– Blunt damage resistance +5%
– Pierce damage resistance +5%
– Slash damage resistance +5%

— By any chance, is this supposed to be a joke? by Renowned Swordmaster
Can be enhanced – Weight 2.2kg

Ehh… why does it have to have such solid effects…. this thing is actually pretty strong. If they didn’t mind its appearance, I wonder if we had anyone that could use this…?

Rinne: “Yet another strong one…”

Perseus: “If it weren’t for its appearance, I wager a lot of people would like to use this.”

07XB785Y: Its guard effects are so good

Aurelia: Eeh, it’s strong even though that’s how it looks…?

Of course, even Lia-chan was shocked. How can something as strong as this just casually pop out like that… Nevertheless, I guess we should move on and continue appraising the next.

” [? Furniture] was identified to be [Cog Table] ”

” [? Sword] was identified to be [Holy Sword Exseine] ”

Rinne: Hold on, stop for a second.

Perseus: It’s a unique equipment.

07XB785Y: It’s another joke equipment.

W-What the heck is this now… they gave the greenlight for weapons like this too…?

[Holy Sword Exseinebur] (Inferior – Unique – Sword – Empty Slot None

– No handle
– No spot to attach a handle
– There’s no bar attached so it’s just Exseine and not Exseinebur, haha jk.
– It doesn’t have a use so you should dismantle it
Cannot be enhanced – Obtain a large quantity of ☆3 Magic Crystals upon dismantling – Weight 1.5kg

It seriously, actually had no use and didn’t even have a holy attribute… How bonkers would someone go if they desperately farmed, thinking that it was THE holy sword Excalibur and they got this thing instead… What a terribly heartless piece of equipment… and it even has a high rarity for absolutely no reason, my word…

Rinne: They have things like this too…?

Perseus: They do! And quite a lot of them at that.

07XB785Y: They’re playful, I’ll give them that… Next

” [? Axe] was identified as [★Lysing Axe] ”

Rinne: Is this another gag weapon?

Perseus: This is a weapon that tricks you into thinking it’s a joke but it’s really not!

07XB785Y: That’s just cruel.

Eeh, eeeh… it’s not a Viking Axe but a Lysing Axe…!? Moreover, it’s not a joke item this time but one with actual capabilities!!

[★Lysing Axe] (Superior – Legendary – Two-handed Axe – Empty Slot 1 [●○] )
– On a direct hit, has a 50%+0% chance to inflict target with [Deadly Poison]
– On a direct hit, inflict [HP Recovery Obstruction 20%+0%] to the target for 30 seconds
– Dark attribute applied to physical attacks
– [Virus Card] 5% chance to drop [Anti-poison Serum] when repelling monsters.
– Empty
– A magnificent appearance despite its name… by Bewildered Inquisitor
Can be enhanced – Weight 5.0kg

Uwaa, uwah, it’s so strong… What’s up with this thing… on top of all that, its edge was dyed in violet and the grip had a slight bend to its design, which made it look pretty cool. If Pers-chan was still an Inquisitor, she’d definitely use this, no doubt about it…

Perseus: “This would likely go for around 50 million, I suppose…?”

07XB785Y: “I think so too.”

Rinne: “Ehh!?”

Perseus: There’s a knife with no other effects other than having a holy attribute that sold for 12 million, you know?

07XB785Y: Axes, can be used by warrior-type jobs and they’re quite popular

Perseus: They found a dungeon called Sealed Church with angel-type monsters around level 50 that “must be exterminated”… You’ll see it if you continue west of Lorelei’s coastline and the abandoned church on top of the cliff was apparently the entrance to the dungeon. It’s a considerably popular leveling area so having dark damage would be huge! A wealthy warrior would absolutely be dying to get their hands on this thing!

Rinne: Must be exterminated!!!!

07XB785Y: Don’t like angels?

Rinne: I hate them!!!

07XB785Y: Me too, angels are always idolized… hate ’em…!!”

Rinne: Right!? I beat up an angel and sent it flying during character creation and that’s how I encountered Babylon-chan, it was the best!!!

07XB785Y: Ah, really…? I was really frantic after I inputted my serial code… and didn’t notice the angel… at all.

Rinne: Oh yeah, that did happen to you…

I see, I see… we must absolutely exterminate that place… brothers and sisters, let us join hands in exterminating angels!!

Rinne: Ah, let’s continue along! We still have the ☆4 Slaughter Taily Whale’s stuff to appraise!”
07XB785Y: We’re already done with the boss’ loot? The axe was the only thing good”
Perseus: But it’s more than enough of a good drop! Speaking of which, the dagger, furniture and book were all rainbow, weren’t they? Does anyone have any claims?

Now now, onto the main event, the appraisal of the rainbow dagger, furniture, and book drops from the ☆4 Slaughter Taily Whale!

Rinne: I’m fine with the funiture. Since it’s rainbow, it’s ought to be adorable! Donta also got his sausage so this is good enough for me!

07XB785Y: Then I’ll go with the dagger… since my back-up weapon’s supposed to be a dagger more or less

Perseus: Oh, you can equip daggers? I’ll have the book then, does that sound acceptable? If it has to do with the art of swordsmanship, I’m keeping it a secret, you know?

Rinne: That’s fine do whatever you want with it!

07XB785Y: Whatever you want

Apparently, Rena-chan-senpai uses daggers as a reserve weapon. It does seem like it’s possible to run out of ammo so I guess it’s a back-up weapon for times like that. The book’s going to Pers-chan and she was set on concealing it if it does turn out to be a book on the art of the blade. Finally, I had the furniture since they let Donta have the sausage and all. I kind of have a bad feeling about this but I hope I get something cute.

Perseus: With that said, I’m going to appraise them now!!

Then, go ahead and please do!!

” [? Dagger] was identified to be [★★Miséricorde+10] . Congratulations!”
Rinne/Perseus/07XB785Y: PLUS, TEN!?

H-Hold on, Rena-chan-senpai!? Let us check that out later, okay!?

” [? Blunt weapon] was identified to be [Bat With Nails] ”
” [? Instrument] was identified to be [Silver Harp] ”
” [? Furniture] was identified to be [★★ Golden Shachihoko – Male+Female Set] . Congratulations!”

Rinne: Lia-chan, go stick these on the guildhouse roof!

Aurelia: Ehh!? O-Okay!?

Perseus: That was a quick decision!

07XB785Y: I expected that… and it really happened…

Yep, I somewhat saw that coming!!! Doesn’t mean I actually wanted it though, grrrr….!!! I’m putting it on top of the guild house, without permission…!

Perseus: And finally, this book of mine…!

” [? Book] was identified to be [★★Boss Card Binder] . Congratulations!”
Rinne/Perseus/07XB785Y: BOSS CARD BINDER!?

A-A Boss Card Binder, you say…!? Pers-chan just hit the jackpot! How enviable…

Perseus: I can’t wait any longer!!! I’m pulling right now!!!”

“Perseus has won a [★Skyfish Card] . Congratulations!”

Perseus: My! It’s a card you can socket to rings! Feast your eyes!

07XB785Y: Look, take a look at mine too

Rinne: Ohh, ooooooooh… these are…!

Incredible, you two, aren’t your spoils way too amazing!? Could it be? Am I the only one that drew badly this time around!?

[★★Miséricorde+10] (Masterwork – Mystic – Stiletto – Empty Slot 1 [○] )
– On a direct hit, has a 1%+10% chance to apply [Instant Death] to the target
– On a direct hit, nullifies reflective damage
– When equipped as a reserve weapon, 1+5% chance to apply [Instant Death] on a critical attack
– Empty
– This is an act of mercy and I have a no return policy. by an Assassin known as the Grim Reaper
Can be enhanced – Bound to [07XB785Y] – Cannot be destroyed – Weight 0.3kg

[★Skyfish Card] (Mystic – Socketable Slot [Ring] )
– AGI is increased in equilibrium with level
– Immune to slows
–It’s true, I’m telling you! They live in the skies! Look, it’s fiiiiiiiiiisssshhhーーー!

Uwwah… they’re both overwhelmingly busted… ah, but my [Golden One] card was pretty wild too, huh. It does nothing but offer that boss attribute but that alone gave a 30% damage cut and basically immunity to status ailments which was ridiculous in itself. I forgot for a second that mine was nutty too. That said, it’s giving her +80 to AGI now? That card… sure is strong.
Hm…? Slows…? The list of status effects on the official site didn’t have anything written about a slowing status effect. Is it possible that slows would affect me too? Something other than bleed and burn might work on me!?

Rinne: I didn’t think a +10 could appear…

Perseus: Getting an equipment that’s already enhanced is quite rare but a +10 really seldom happens

07XB785Y: Maybe, it starts off as +10…? That doesn’t sound right though

Perseus: I don’t believe so either

Rinne: Ah, I wonder if Lia-chan finished affixing those golden shachihokos?

07XB785Y: Not sure? You think it could get stolen–

“Guild Message: ★★Golden Shachihoko – Male has been installed onto the guild house. Ownership has been registered to the guild”

Ah, it looks like she just got done placing it the golden shachihoko! Keep it up and put down the female one too!

“Guild Message: ★★Golden Shachihoko – Female has been installed onto the guild house. Ownership has been registered to the guild”

Umu, well done… being registered as owned by the guild probably meant it won’t be stolen any time soon. I assume it’s following the same system with how mystic equipment won’t be taken when you get PK’d? That’s good, a real relief that it won’t be stolen even though we’re grandly displaying it outside.

“★★Golden Shachihoko has activated its effect! All guild members will obtain 1.1x experience. When unlocking a gold chest or better, there’s a certain chance for a [Gem-type Item] [Large Bag Of Gold Coins] [Small Bag Of Gold Coins] [Tiny Bag Of Gold Coins] to appear!”

” [Gold Coin] items can be converted. When a coin is used, it will be converted to 10,000 silver”

Rinne: … Hah?

Perseus: Eh!?

07XB785Y: … You’re kidding?

Hold your horses, these golden shachihokos are actually amazing. It’s blessing all our guild members with an effect? Well, the items it gives weren’t all too impressive but I can make use out of cursed coins so this is pretty nice!!!

Rinne: I was under the impression that the golden shachihoko were a disappointment for a mystic item…

Perseus: As did I! Items with mystic rarity sure are formidable!

07XB785Y: 1.1x experience, that’s huge.

As excepted, it’s a drop from a ★4 rarity boss monster after all. It’s incredibly rare furniture that emits a constant effect, what an item… I thought I had a bad draw but it turned out fairly great this time!!

07XB785Y: … Ah, it’s 10, snack time…

Rinne: S-Snack time!?

Perseus: So you still follow snack time, Rena-san!

07XB785Y: Mm… I’ll log out for a bit, eat a snack, then we’ll play again…?

Rinne: Absolutely!! I’ll also, take care of a few things…

Perseus: Me too, I’ll be taking a short leave as well! Shall we meet back at 10:30?

07XB785Y: Half past 10, that’s okay with me. See you later

Rinne: Later

Perseus: I bid you an adieu!

“07XB785Y has logged out”

After we played so much, it’s still only 10, huh… Since I started playing early this morning, we still have so much time left even though we’ve already played so much and that makes me kind of glad! Let’s see, I’ve got things to do after I log out too, like, you know… it’s not like I can handle it in the VR world after all…

Perseus: Are you going to pick flowers?

Rinne: You’re gonna say it straight-up using that indirect expression!?

Perseus: Well, I’m going too!! Ohohoho!!!

Rinne: Don’t go while laughing so merrily!

Perseus: Toodle-oo!

“Perseus has logged out”

I’d love to have that sort of mentality… Maybe one day, I’ll also head off to the restroom with a hearty laugh… as if! This is the kind of thing you take care of in private! I doubt Pers-chan acts like this with anyone else besides me, does she!? You’re supposed to be a high-class ojou-sama, aren’t you!? Ah, I’ll give thanks to Lia-chan first for placing those things down and tell her we’re gonna take a break before I actually leave…