I Became the Savior on the Fourth Day of Disaster - Chapter 70: Double Celebrity Pa2 (4,300 Collection Bonus Update) Crossov...

Chapter 70: Double Celebrity Pa2 (4,300 Collection Bonus Update) Crossov…

Yunxi almost yanked his hand back immediately, ready to strike Clown in retaliation.

But Yunxi restrained himself, afraid that Clown would actually enjoy it.

Clown’s subsequent actions grew even more audacious.

Yunxi was irritated, yet he couldn’t bring himself to speak harshly to the other party because of that pretty face.

Feeling Clown toying with his fingers, Yunxi simply turned his gaze toward the female celebrity who was pretending to conduct an interview, signaling her to quickly ask him a question and rescue him from this awkward situation.

The female celebrity did catch Yunxi’s signal, but since she wasn’t familiar with him, she didn’t grasp much of it.

So the question she posed was: By the way, I heard the two of you were very close during the filming. But it’s been a long time since ‘The Circus’ wrapped up. Have you kept in touch since then?

Yunxi wanted to say no, but Clown had already rested his head against Yunxi’s neck, rubbing back and forth. Yunxi felt that even if he denied it, no one would believe him.

Yunxi could only vaguely reply, The earring was given to me by Gogol.

Little Yunxi, it was Korya! Clown suddenly interjected.

Yunxi smoothly corrected himself, It was given by Korya.

The female celebrity looked puzzled. Oh, so it was from Korya.

That earring didn’t look cheap at all.

Clown started playing with Yunxi’s hair again.

Looking at that face and the fluffy white hair, Yunxi found it all too easy to soften.

‘Whatever,’ Yunxi thought. ‘I’ll just go along with it for now, make some money, and then we won’t have to see each other again.’

With that thought, Yunxi also began unabashedly enjoying Clown’s attractive appearance.

The recording of the episode soon concluded.

As guest stars, Yunxi and Gogol could leave after these two days of filming.

While packing his things, Yunxi ran into Clown on the way.

Clown was unusually not wearing that strange playing card mask. He looked at Yunxi and asked, Little Yunxi, are you heading back now?

Yunxi cautiously nodded and turned to make a quick escape.

But Clown seemed prepared—he blocked Yunxi’s only path first.

Then, Clown confessed his feelings to Yunxi.

Yunxi frantically wondered what exactly had attracted Clown to him while trying to figure out the best way to turn him down.

But Clown simply bent over, his beautiful heterochromatic eyes fixed on Yunxi, his fluffy head right in front of Yunxi’s face.

Hmm. Before Yunxi realized it, he had already reached out and touched it.

The texture was soft and fluffy, and because of the slight curls, it naturally wrapped around Yunxi’s fingers. The more Yunxi touched it, the more he wanted to keep touching it, the more he savored the sensation…

Just as Yunxi was about to continue, Clown abruptly moved his head away.

Little Yunxi, you always doing this really hurts Clown’s feelings! Gogol straightened up, his face deliberately sad. If you don’t want to be Clown’s lover, then don’t always respond to Clown like this…

Yunxi interrupted, Can you repeat what you just said when you confessed?

Gogol looked confused but obediently repeated it.

As soon as the last I like you left his lips, Yunxi dashed to the other end of the alley they were in at his fastest speed.

Gogol followed and found Yunxi muttering to himself while facing the wall.

Yunxi said: Trusting men brings a lifetime of misfortune, trusting men brings a lifetime of misfortune…

Yunxi also said: If someone believes the words ‘I like you,’ a master fortune-teller wouldn’t need to check their birth chart to know they’ll get divorced three times in this lifetime…

Yunxi finally declared: Love addiction is a severe disability, a terminal illness that ruins human lives—zombies shake their heads at it, doctors declare it incurable…

Just as Gogol was about to pat Yunxi’s shoulder, Yunxi abruptly turned around and nearly collided with him.

Yunxi seemed completely unaware that Gogol had heard everything clearly, exclaiming excitedly: I agree.

Gogol: ?

Weren’t they just unwilling a moment ago?

Yunxi urgently insisted: I said I’m willing! I’m willing! You don’t need to feel inferior for loving me either. Hurry, right now, let’s be together!

Quick, quick! While his love-addled brain still had the upper hand, he needed to confirm the relationship immediately—otherwise he was genuinely afraid he might kick this enthusiastic and adorable Clown out the next second!

As for his manager’s warnings… Sorry, but with this silver-haired temptation before him, Yunxi really couldn’t think that far ahead! All Yunxi wanted right now was to immediately, right away, instantly take Clown home and treat him like a plush toy to sniff over and over again!

This time, the law won’t be able to protect you!!!

【Title: Breaking News! Little Yunxi and Clown appeared together on a lifestyle variety show! Tons of candid photos inside!】【hot】

Original post: (Images) ×N

1L:

Only after clicking in did I realize it wasn’t clickbait—my hands are shaking with excitement.

With so many photos and such a long timeline, this can’t be just camera angles or game requirements forcing them to be intimate, right?

2L:

Probably not, since other guests aren’t like this. If only they two had such game requirements, the show would be too blatant about fanservice.

3L:

Hehehe, the little lovebirds holding hands at the supermarket. Hehehe, the little lovebirds resting chins on shoulders. Hehehe, the little lovebirds fixing each other’s hair. Hehehe, the little lovebirds calling each other gege…

4L:

So blissful, is this heaven?

5L:

So are these two really not dating? Yunxi casually orders Clown around off-screen too, and Clown constantly sticks to Yunxi off-screen… This isn’t normal behavior for co-stars who’ve just worked together, is it?

6L:

I think not (profoundly).

@Yunxi solo stans, @Gogol solo stans, your majesties, your children are gay!!!

7L:

Hahaha did you see the female actor’s expression in those photos?

8L:

Saw it, my sis: shocked, utterly shocked, whole-family shocked, acceptance.jpg

9L:

Can I say I had the same expression? Initially thought these two were going too far, especially since one’s a Chinese star and the other’s Russian.

But considering their consistently unrestrained styles, it actually seems pretty normal.

…

99L OP:

Update! The official episode featuring Yunxi and Clown’s recording is out now!

The candid photos truly show them being voluntary throughout! In the actual content, Clown even kissed Yunxi’s hand, and barely looked away from Yunxi during the entire recording! Yunxi called Clown by his nickname Korya and admitted the earrings were from Clown!

100L OP:

So people kept saying that earring was expensive, but exactly how expensive? Can anyone give specifics?

101L OP:

No one?

102L:

OP, it’s not that there’s no one, it’s just that everyone’s really busy right now.

For example, I’m currently watching the show while searching: under what circumstances would Russians kiss others’ hands, why Russians would proactively let others call them by nicknames, and whether Russians would put arms around their brothers’ shoulders.

103L OP:

I see. Did you find any results?

104L:

The results are already obvious – Clown and Yunxi are a couple!

105L:

I’m still replaying the heart rate measurement segment.

One with a heart rate never dropping below 100 like someone with sinus tachycardia (Clown), and one whose heart rate was normal initially but instantly shot past 120 when Clown just got close and acted cute (Yunxi)… The leopard-cat hybrid is born again!

106L:

The improv segment is also super shippable!

When they were acting out friends arguing, right after Yunxi delivered the line You never consider things from my perspective, Clown immediately bent his knees with a smile and asked Like this? I was screaming at my screen, contorting, crawling around frantically!

107L:

The height difference – delicious!

108L:

The size difference – delicious!

109L:

That part later! Clown asked: Lit~tle~Yu~nxi~, who~do~you~like~the~most~he~re~?

Yunxi said: I like people who talk fast.

Clown: Oh okay, I got it.

110L:

Bickering sweethearts – delicious!

111L:

I think the funniest part was when Clown and Yunxi were cooperating with Brother Feng in the McDonald’s mukbang skit.

Clown played the server. When Brother Feng (as the mukbang streamer) came in, Clown said: Hello sir, you can order by scanning the code here.

112L:

Brother Feng: Is this really my performance segment? (Brother Feng dropping chicken from mouth.jpg)

113L:

Hahahaha! This part was so adorable!

Especially how Yunxi was embarrassed at first but then started enjoying it, ordering more food after watching Clown’s performance.

Clown pretended to prepare food in the air while Yunxi leaned on the counter smiling at Clown, his little black head following the white-clad Clown the entire time. The scene was so cute I was squealing and shouting in front of the TV!

114L:

Brother Feng: This really isn’t my performance segment, is it!

115L:

Haha that’s not important!

116L:

And also! After the performance segment, Yunxi placed in the top three and got the strawberry tanghulu he wanted.

Probably because the tanghulu was really delicious, Yunxi started skipping after taking one bite, and Clown followed behind Yunxi copying his skipping. Their movements were completely synchronized, even the way their hair swung matched perfectly.

117L:

be like:

Yunxi: Skip↗↘→!

Clown: Skip↗↘→!

Yunxi: Realizes something’s off, turns head to scan suspiciously.

Clown: Pretends to scan along with Yunxi.

Yunxi: Finds nothing wrong, turns back, Skip↗↘!

Clown: Happily, Skip↗↘!

118L:

This segment was so cute I kept making weird laughs like Stone Ji Niang Niang in front of the screen. My sister thought I was possessed!

119L:

Clown and Yunxi, two out of the two of you are very cute (thumbs up)!

120L:

121L:

Then you better be careful, Clown himself sometimes acts like a murderer just like in the movies (hands clasped in prayer).

122L:

Damn, I just checked outside, the trending searches are going crazy. First time seeing a CP completely dominate the hot searches like this… The CP fans’ creations are insane too, just a casual scroll and it’s all R18…

123L:

I saw it too! When I watched the variety show, I thought there’d be lots of cute fluffy fanworks to enjoy, but CP fans, you’re really not holding back at all with the mild content!

124L:

#Fellow shippers all seem to have side hustles#

125L:

Well, Clown is huge and keeps popping up (video evidence included). (Attached: link)

126L:

127L:

Took a look, this tag rose naturally, right? The videos inside are so chaotic, no host either… Could the poster above give a text summary?

128L:

Sure!

This segment was the lie detector + rapid-fire Q&A round, asking about first impressions of each other.

When asked about Yunxi’s first impression of Clown, Yunxi lied twice in a row, the lie detector kept beeping incessantly. Finally, Yunxi gave up and said thought Korya was disgusting, and it passed immediately.

Everyone nervously looked at Clown, who remained smiling. They quickly moved on to the next game segment, pretending nothing happened.

After all games ended, Clown immediately went up to Yunxi and repeatedly asked about Yunxi’s first impression of him. Yunxi got impatient and answered many times in one breath, which made Clown increasingly angry (×), until he finally got furious and… well, you know. (thumbs up.jpg)

129L:

So hard to guess what it is? (yellow heart)

130L:

If it’s about other stuff I can’t be bothered to check myself, but if it’s NSFW, I’m interested!

131L:

When’s the next episode coming? The wait is killing me. Production team, dare to play a game with me? I say 123 and you just release the next episode right now?

132L:

Still have to wait, but the official account released some preview clips.

133L:

Haha I saw it! Whenever it’s Clown and Yunxi’s segment, it gets so ridiculous!

TL;DR text version:

All guests learned Russian together. The production team tested them on common Russian words, and Yunxi and Clown turned in identical answer sheets, tying for first place.

The production team asked both to stand up and clarify who copied from whom, with the cheater getting zero points.

Before Clown could speak, Yunxi shouted: He copied from me!

134L:

Other guests and production team: ???

Bro, this is a Russian test? Say that again about who copied from whom?

135L:

Yunxi: Didn’t hear me? He copied from me!

136L:

Hahaha whatever! Although the preview ends there, I believe Clown will admit he copied from Yunxi!

I’m already curious about next episode when Yunxi wins first place, but Clown gets disqualified from this guaranteed advancement project. Wonder how the production team and other guests will react!

…

300L:

Yummy yummy! What a delicious next episode!

The production team’s design of giving the first place a luxury bedroom and the last place a tent is absolutely brilliant!

301L:

+1! While watching I already knew Clown would definitely move his tent into Yunxi’s room, but using the tent to cover Yunxi’s bed? That’s too intense hehehe…

302L:

Clown copied Little Yunxi! Clown copied Little Yunxi!

303L:

Ahhhh this double entendre is so vulgar! But whatever, let me indulge in this ship first!

304L:

Also during the evening when everyone gathered to play the game of reenacting classic scenes, Clown changed the plot again! He altered the original counterattack script into an escalating tension scenario, making Little Yunxi – who couldn’t bear to point the knife tip at his eyes – voluntarily back down.

I say yes! This is how the movie plot should be! Clown should easily handle Little Yunxi and lead them to a bed ending!

305L:

The later setting changes for performances were fun too!

Yunxi and Clown drew the teacher and student slip my sister wrote, and then, hehehe…

306L:

Gogol as student: Just breathing.

Yunxi as teacher: He keeps attacking my teaching qualifications!

Yunxi as teacher: My beloved teaching qualifications, please wait for me in the next life!

307L:

Please don’t let this Russian student go easy on this Little Yun teacher!

308L:

Why do you always only discuss this type of sweet moment? Clearly the truth or dare segment later had equally shippable moments with Clown’s truth!

Clown: I like people who can use honorifics while saying completely disrespectful things the most!

Yunxi being stared at by others: Oh, please pass the first work to me, Korya.

309L:

Hahaha probably because this was too disrespectful! Even masochists would have trouble enjoying this, right?

…

521L:

Ahhhhh! Everyone! The CP fans’ carnival and solo fans’ doomsday has truly arrived! This isn’t abstract, not AI generated, not trolling – everyone quickly check entertainment trending rank #12!

Someone photographed Clown confessing to Yunxi, and Yunxi took him home together!!!

522L OP:

???? They only got together now? (Already reached #5 on entertainment ranking)

523L:

They actually got together??? (Already #3 on main trending)

524L:

Hahaha you two above! (Already topped the main trending!)

525L:

It’s indeed shocking, but only because these two didn’t get together when they were doing it like crazy and one of them casually confessed (I might have ruined my brain reading fanfics, how tragic).

526L:

It makes sense though. Recently when Clown went viral because of Circus, many people dug up his interviews between filming and the movie’s release, discovering he couldn’t go three sentences without mentioning Yunxi.

Little Yunxi looks really good wearing shiny ear accessories, Little Yunxi is cuter when angry than when smiling… things like that.

It’s even more normal that Yunxi agreed.

Yunxi clearly doesn’t like others getting close, and he shows disgusted expressions even when Clown approaches him. But as long as Clown lets Yunxi touch his hair, Yunxi’s expression immediately becomes peaceful and happy. When Clown rubs his bangs against Yunxi, Yunxi even tolerates Clown getting so close that they’re only one centimeter away from kissing…

527L:

I understand Yunxi, I really do. Yunxi just can’t control his weakness for white hair, don’t blame him. Blame Gogol for having to confess, and while confessing kept getting closer and closer…

528L:

Oh my god, everything’s gone crazy outside. The trending topic shot to number one and turned into [explosive]. Solo stans are going wild everywhere, big accounts from other fan circles are all paying attention, even casual netizens are joining in the fun. The platform is almost lagging like a slideshow… Everyone’s demanding an official statement from the person involved.

Unfortunately, both the person and the agency are staying silent. Who knows how this will end.

529L:

I get why the person isn’t speaking, but why isn’t the agency stepping in to clarify? Are they just admitting it by default? Even though I love shipping them, this isn’t good for either of their commercial value, right?

530L:

Maybe they’re still making up a story. With such solid evidence, cut the working folks some slack. (Yunxi folding hands in prayer.jpg)

531L:

Hiss! This picture of Yunxi is so adorable!

Nothing more to say, I’m going out to duel Clown! I can’t tell who’s in charge anymore!

532L:

Go ahead, you’ll figure it out after.

534L:

Hahahaha you guys!

…

Actually, the situation isn’t what netizens think.

The agencies aren’t taking action mainly because they want to align their stories with the people involved. After all, Clown’s company executives have always been somewhat afraid of him for various reasons, and Yunxi’s company higher-ups vaguely know Clown isn’t simple either, so they don’t dare directly refute the rumors.

But Clown broke his phone, using that as an excuse not to answer calls.

Yunxi just wasn’t in the mood to pick up.

Yunxi had originally just wanted to take advantage of his lover status, pin Gogol down on the bed and freely indulge in his scent.

He’d wanted to do this that night during the show recording but didn’t dare. Now it was different! Gogol was his!

It’s just that Gogol’s height and bone structure were ridiculously large, with layers of old scars covering his body. Though not excessively muscular, his muscles were hard as stone.

Yunxi kept feeling increasingly uncomfortable, always with a vague sense of foreboding.

But every time Yunxi tried to escape, something else would catch his attention.

Sometimes it was Gogol’s eye with what looked like animal claw marks, sometimes it was Gogol’s absurdly fast breathing and heartbeat, sometimes it was Gogol’s rough fingers after he removed his gloves… Every detail made Yunxi curious, drawing him unconsciously closer.

Gogol waited patiently until his prey had fully entered his trap before slowly closing the net.

First using Yunxi’s hands, then his thighs, and finally the real invasion.

Having achieved his goal, Gogol naturally started with full force from the beginning. When met with resistance, he only grew more excited and intense, not just moving faster but striving to reach the deepest point with every thrust, completely ignoring Yunxi’s limits.

By the time morning came, Yunxi—who had been so confident about teaching Clown a lesson—was completely drained.

Lying in the bathtub, Yunxi reached out and grabbed the hand resting on his inner thigh, covered in old fine scars and calluses, demanding: Is this magic too?

Gogol giggled and leaned closer: It’s the teleportation function of space-type special ability!

Stopping Gogol from continuing, Yunxi also forced herself not to recall how Gogol had pressed and rubbed back then, how his long white hair slowly slid down his back with his movements, and finally fell upon her.

Yunxi took a deep breath:

So, since your special ability could transfer fingers inside back then, shouldn’t it be able to directly transfer… out now?

Why was he still dawdling here taking a bath?

Convinced her reasoning was sound, Yunxi’s gaze sharpened instantly: Korya, you couldn’t possibly be doing this on purpose, could you?!

Gogol slowly blinked twice.

Then, he grinned widely: Haha, that’s possible, but it wasn’t intentional! Just a little slip of the clown’s memory!

Gogol caught Yunxi, whose fingers suddenly tightened but whose body instantly went limp. His fingers brushed against the earring on Yunxi’s left ear, making the stone sway even more violently:

After all, my control over special abilities isn’t very good.

Yunxi: …

Listening to Gogol’s voice saying Eh? Is little Yunxi being so proactive with the clown? Then the clown can do it again, Yunxi silently clenched his fist.

The only problem was that Yunxi couldn’t defeat the Clown, and the Clown was particularly good at taking advantage of any opportunity.

So what followed was simple.

Being repeatedly drawn in and pushed away, tempted by the sight of the Clown with loose hair that he’d never seen before, keeping his eyes open the entire time, finally managing to use his most proud martial arts move only to be easily subdued – he could only grit his teeth and endure whatever happened next.

Once today was over, he would absolutely, immediately, throw this white-skinned custard bun clown who was completely yellow inside out the door!

Even if the Clown, not wanting to be rejected, not only didn’t hesitate to use coquettish tactics but also covered his face with messy kisses like a puppy, looking utterly adorable – it didn’t matter!

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Author’s note: This episode features a white-skinned custard bun and a cream-filled dirty bun!

Next episode will show Fyodor’s reaction to celebrity Yunxi and Gogol’s relationship, won’t be very long~ After that comes the viewing segment!

[Orange Candy] Extra update tomorrow at 12 PM [Orange Heart]