I Asked You To Simulate A Crime, And You Pulled Off The Perfect Crime? - Chapter 91
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- Chapter 91 - No, Where's the Head?
Chen Shu’s words ignited the live broadcast.
“What does this mean?”
“I get it now, Chen Shu was invited by the director, right? But the director didn’t give him a criminal mission, purposely sidelined him, and made him a passive target. So, all of his schemes, aside from clearing their names, killing Liang Wei and Zeng Zhiwei, also had one more goal. Slapping the production team’s face!”
“Exactly, he deliberately left traces in the bathroom so the investigation team could find him. That was their last hope. But the investigation team still failed, so the production team panicked and immediately stopped this segment, forcing him to reveal his methods. They didn’t want him to end up looking like a hero again, like last time. it’d cause a bad influence.”
“Amazing, he played the whole production team.”
“Wait, isn’t he afraid they won’t invite him back next time?”
“They’ll definitely invite him back. They’re just worried that Chen Shu might find it boring and not want to come again.”
Liang Wei: “Wait for it, I’ll be back to play~”
In the meeting room, Zhang Sheng’s face was ashen. Earlier, he had mocked Chen Shu for ignoring the bathroom details, never imagining that Chen Shu had deliberately left them, even setting a trap for the production team.
The station director and the bureau chief had fallen right into it. Smart as I am, I didn’t jump in on my own; they dragged me in.
Zhang Sheng glanced at his phone, it was silent as expected.
“Heh,” Zhang Sheng sighed. “This guy’s got guts. He’s got the production team right in his grip. If he hadn’t deliberately left traces, the investigation team probably wouldn’t have found any clues. For him, the remaining time would have been boring, so he thought of this method to end the program early.”
“Simply put, he thinks we’re terrible at this.”
Then, Zhang Sheng turned to Bing Bing, “Bing Bing, go prepare for the wrap-up. This episode is pretty much over.”
At the scene, after hearing Chen Shu’s words, Wang Zheng and the others finally understood everything. “So, whether it was handling Liu Liang’s body or the ‘death of Liang Wei’ case, it was all planned by you alone, with no help from anyone?” Wang Zheng looked at Chen Shu with unhidden admiration.
Chen Shu thought for a moment and looked at Su Xiaoxiao.
Su Xiaoxiao: “(′?_?`)”
Chen Shu, “Yes.”
Su Xiaoxiao: “└(^O^)┘”
Chen Shu, “Fortunately, she’s not clever enough.”
Su Xiaoxiao: “o(╥﹏╥)o”
“By the way,” Qin Min walked up and asked, “After you dismembered Liu Liang’s body, chopped it into pieces, I can understand how you mixed his bones with goat bones, but the head, where did the head go? You can’t just crush it.”
This question immediately sparked curiosity among the viewers in the live chat.
“Yeah, I was thinking the same thing! The head couldn’t have been brought into the police station, and there’s no way to crush it. Qin Min’s question hits the nail on the head.”
“The head and body must have been separated by Chen Shu.”
“He didn’t really boil his head, right? So in the end, Su Xiaoxiao ate the head!”
Facing Qin Min’s question, Chen Shu thought for a moment before replying, “Well, indeed, I hid the head and the body separately. I chopped up the body and took it into the police station, mixed the bones with goat bones, and you guys didn’t notice.”
“As for the head…” Chen Shu stopped mid-sentence.
“Where is it?” Qin Min couldn’t wait to ask.
Chen Shu took a long pause before saying, “I’m too scared to say!”
Qin Min, “Too scared to say? You dared to hide it in the police car, but now the place where you hid the head is even more outrageous?”
Chen Shu shrugged, “Well, I really don’t dare to say, so let’s just drop the topic.”
“What do you mean, too scared to say?”
“Isn’t this the part where we’re speaking honestly? Why not say where the head is?”
“Maybe Chen Shu hid Liu Liang’s head in a place more outrageous than the police car… If he says it, the show might not survive!”
“So, where is it, really?”
Amid the discussions, the host Bing Bing arrived on the scene, the camera focused on her, and she started delivering the closing remarks. Chen Shu silently stepped aside.
“Brother,” Su Xiaoxiao followed him. “Although the show is over, I still have some questions for you.”
Chen Shu, “Ask.”
Su Xiaoxiao, “Earlier, when we came back from the police station, I smelled something awful on you. What was that?”
“Well, we were in a hurry to get you, so it was probably just sweat,” Chen Shu thought for a moment. “Of course, the night was too dark, and I didn’t notice, but maybe the car we took back, the one we were leaning against, was the place where I hid the body parts. You and Liu Liang had a back-to-back hug there.”
Su Xiaoxiao gasped. At that moment, Zhang Bingbing called out to Su Xiaoxiao, and she went for the interview. Chen Shu leaned against the police car, at that moment, his eyes trembled slightly.
“Ding!”
“Congratulations, host, for pulling off another perfect crime!”
“All attributes increased.”
“Strength +2.”
“Intelligence +2.”
“Charisma +2.”
“Agility +2.”
“Endurance +5.”
The system’s voice fell, and what had been a slightly tired Chen Shu suddenly felt rejuvenated. He exhaled deeply, then the system’s voice sounded again.
“Congratulations, host, for acquiring a new skill: Holographic Insight.”
“Holographic Insight: Sharp perception that allows you to hear faint sounds, see figures in the dark, and detect subtle scents. This skill can be used to avoid pursuit and analyze the surrounding environment.”
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