Chat Group: Starting by Body Swapping with Elysia? - Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Help, I’ve Become a Girl/Boy!

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Previous Era, Fire Moth base.

The pink-haired girl looked at the pretty girl’s face in the dressing mirror, her expression transitioning from dazed to slowly opening her mouth wide.

“This, this, this, isn’t this the pink fatty?!”

Tugging at her own cheeks, Jiang Qiao had a face full of doubt about life. That real, delicate touch belonging to a girl made him understand that all of this was reality.

But—

“What the hell is going on?!”

The beautiful girl, like a flower, let out a groundhog-like scream.

Jiang Qiao, a transmigrator, yet another innocent youth who fell victim to a truck driver’s deadly hand.

Fine, if he had transmigrated, then so be it.

Holding onto the thought that since he couldn’t resist, he could only choose to comply, Jiang Qiao could only swallow this bitter pill and planned to just muddle through like this.

Just when he was planning to determine what world he was in by investigating his location and the time—

Going out this time turned out to be absolutely cursed.

Some bastard, taking advantage of his unfamiliarity with the place and his lack of reaction time, actually gave him a blow with a stick!

Damn it, was the order of the world he transmigrated to this chaotic?

This was Jiang Qiao’s last thought before passing out.

Of course, there was also—

Don’t let me catch that shameless bastard. If I do catch him, I’ll definitely make sure he can’t finish what he started!

But this thought became nothing but a pipe dream after waking up again.

When Jiang Qiao woke up, he found himself in a room that was obviously a girl’s room. He originally thought he had been picked up by some kind-hearted young lady or something.

After all, being modest about it, his looks definitely wouldn’t have trouble in the sugar mommy market!

But when he worriedly reached down to check his crotch, that sunken feeling, along with the abnormal protrusion on his chest, made Jiang Qiao break out in a cold sweat instantly.

Oh my god, how did he really become a cute girl when he woke up?

And it wasn’t just any ordinary cute girl, but that pink fatty — Elysia!

The founder of the Flame-Chasers, The First Herrscher, and many other titles that Jiang Qiao, a captain who went from being a rookie to a veteran, knew all too well.

Of course he loved Elysia. After all, who wouldn’t love a cute pink fatty?

But waking up to become the pink fatty—

Please spare me.

“It’s a dream, this must be a dream.”

Jiang Qiao comforted himself this way, then directly and nimbly closed his eyes, thinking that as long as he woke up, he would definitely still be a dignified 7-foot-tall man.

But this self-deception only lasted for a moment before ending.

The pink girl lying on the bed quickly transitioned from being drenched in sweat to a peaceful expression.

Then, in a chat interface-like window in his mind, Jiang Qiao seemed to find a clue.

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Beautiful Miss Elf: “Help, I’ve become a boy! Do you guys have any ideas?”

Crimson Demon Clan’s Future Leader: ?

Red Knight: ?

Second Stele Half Price: ?

Looking at this chat group, Jiang Qiao instantly understood.

Well, so his transmigration cheat was a chat group!

And this ID called “Beautiful Miss Elf,” could it be—

Associating it with his current situation, Jiang Qiao instantly chose to join the group chat!

Jiang Qiao: “Help, I’ve become a girl! Do you guys have any ideas?”

At this moment, the chat group fell into nearly half a minute of silence.

In this breath-holding contest, Elysia was the first to give in.

Beautiful Miss Elf: “…Could it be that you…”

Jiang Qiao: “That’s right, exactly like that!”

Jiang Qiao cut straight to the topic.

Beautiful Miss Elf: “…So such a thing happened. This is quite sudden. Even this Beautiful Miss Elf didn’t anticipate this situation at all.”

Beautiful Miss Elf: “Since things have come to this, I can only ask you to take good care of my body.”

Jiang Qiao was somewhat surprised and replied: Shouldn’t you be clamoring to switch back immediately?

Beautiful Miss Elf: “A kind and beautiful girl wouldn’t force others to do something they can’t do~”

Seeing this reply, Jiang Qiao was stunned.

Indeed, he hadn’t even figured out why he and Elysia had switched bodies, let alone how to switch back.

But Elysia hadn’t even met him face to face, just after a few sentences of conversation, she had already judged his situation.

Jiang Qiao: “Indeed, I have no idea what’s going on.”

Beautiful Miss Elf: “Then, until we can switch bodies back, please take good care of my body~ If when we switch back, I find something wrong, I might cry!”

Beautiful Miss Elf: “Correspondingly, I’ll also take good care of your body, Jiang Qiao~ This is my first time experiencing a boy’s body. It’s such a wonderful feeling~”

Red Knight: “Really, you two shouldn’t just start chatting among yourselves!”

Seeing the ID that interrupted the conversation, Jiang Qiao fell into brief contemplation.

For a moment, he really couldn’t tell who this was.

Red Knight: “Body switching and whatever… that’s fine and all, but quickly tell me your names! Which magical girls are you anyway! What’s with this chat group? Suddenly appearing in people’s heads and chatting back and forth, if you don’t explain clearly, hmph!”

Magical girl?

“Red Knight, magical girl, and this somewhat violent temper and that delinquent girl attitude, hiss, could this be—”

Jiang Qiao connected these keywords and instantly had an answer in his heart.

Jiang Qiao: “Sakura Kyoko?”

Red Knight: “Yo, so you know my name. Looks like you have some sense! Since you recognized me, quickly tell me your names!”

Second Stele Half Price: “Uh, although I don’t know this customer’s situation, harmony brings wealth! Please allow this hall master to introduce our Wangsheng Funeral Parlor packages, buy one burial, get one free, premium nanmu wood coffins. Do any of you customers need them?”

Well, it’s Hu Tao!

Seeing these words, Jiang Qiao immediately grimaced.

Now it was his turn to be pitched funeral services.

Sakura Kyoko: “Coffins? Are you picking a fight? Come at me then!”

In an alley in Kazamino City, the red-haired girl with a ponytail wearing casual clothes bared her fangs, a flash of irritation in her eyes.

Accompanied by a red flash, the spear in her hand clashed against the ground with a metallic sound.

Hu Tao: “Eh?”

Seeing the atmosphere clearly getting heated, Jiang Qiao felt somewhat speechless. Hall Master Hu was good in every way, except for her habit of promoting her business to everyone she met, which was really troublesome.

Look, encountering someone with a hot temper, she was directly taken as a troublemaker.

Fortunately, they were separated by a chat group. If they had met face to face, they would probably have to test each other’s spear skills.

Jiang Qiao quickly played peacemaker, helping Hu Tao out of the situation while roughly explaining the chat group’s circumstances.

Although he actually only had a vague understanding, he was definitely more familiar with it than locals like Sakura Kyoko.

“Hah? A chat group linking different worlds? Sounds pretty interesting!”

With a red flash, Sakura Kyoko, with the misunderstanding resolved, deactivated her Soul Gem transformation. Looking at Jiang Qiao’s messages in the chat group, she bared her fangs and took out an apple from the paper bag in her arms, taking a fierce bite.

At this time, a pure white small creature emerged from the shadows, cat-like, with harmless ruby eyes. This was none other than the source of all evil, Kyubey.

It asked curiously:

“Did you encounter something interesting?”