Caught in a Brutal Shura Field Between the Protagonist and the Villain - Chapter 5

That “Wei Wei” left Zhou Wei stunned for a moment.

Only then did he realize what Cheng Pang was thinking.

Cheng Pang smoothed the hem of his skirt, covering his knees. “Don’t look at me, I’ll get shy.”

Zhou Wei: “……”

He pondered, Why did I bring him home?

Cheng Pang kept blinking, “It’s my first time on top, so you have to be gentle with me. But if you’d rather be on top, I can do that too.”

Zhou Wei: “……”

Yes, he is definitely out of his mind.

But wait, no. Zhou Wei suddenly realized, would Liu Bai really act so shy? He was obviously shrewd, saying what suited the person in front of him, tricking even Qiu Yu to no end. Zhou Wei decided to continue testing.

Zhou Wei took a step forward.

Cheng Pang still held his smile, but his eyes were fixed on Zhou Wei’s sneakers. Damn, he really dared to step forward.

Zhou Wei took another step, staring at Cheng Pang, “I’ll be on top.”

Cheng Pang: “……”

Give you an inch and you take a mile?

The system remarked: Why do I have to watch two straight guys probing each other?

From Zhou Wei to him, there were only seven or eight steps left.

Cheng Pang’s brain spun quickly. Zhou Wei probably wouldn’t actually do anything, but what if he pushed him too far and things got out of hand?

Cheng Pang: “Take a shower.”

Zhou Wei stared at him: “Not showering.”

Cheng Pang: “Dirty.”

Zhou Wei stared at him: “Not dirty.”

Cheng Pang: “It’s my first time…”

Zhou Wei stared at him: “It’s my first time too.”

Three steps left. Cheng Pang’s skin broke out in goosebumps, the sense of danger pressing closer.

His tone finally softened, betraying a trace of panic, “I’m scared.”

Zhou Wei stopped.

That reason he could accept. After a while, he said, “It won’t hurt much.”

Cheng Pang: 凸(艹皿艹 ) Damn it, do you have to act this thoroughly?!

Even with Laozi’s thick skin, I couldn’t help but blush when you said those things. And you, damn it, didn’t even flinch, with your Blackening Value staying completely still!

Cheng Pang felt he couldn’t keep it up much longer.

Zhou Wei’s gaze was still fixed on him.

Cheng Pang thought, No more games. What if Zhou Wei is actually bisexual? I absolutely can’t let my chastity be in danger.

All of a sudden, he thought of a way to escape without arousing Zhou Wei’s suspicion.

He suddenly lunged a step forward, and before Zhou Wei could react, hugged him and planted a kiss, then pretended to be extremely shy, covered his face, and bolted at full speed!

Zhou Wei touched his face, momentarily dazed.

Only after a while did he process it.

He had originally planned to stop at that point. He already believed Liu Bai, but hadn’t expected to push him into desperation.

…A boy’s lips really aren’t that different from a girl’s.

The thought struck him suddenly.

He had intended to turn and take a shower, but then noticed Cheng Pang’s backpack on the floor.

Meanwhile, Cheng Pang ran out of the villa, around a corner, pressed against the wall, and panted heavily.

He patted his chest to calm down.

Then he touched his lips. TAT, his first kiss was gone, and it was with a guy, a high schooler, a villain… Cheng Pang instantly felt the tragic indignation of a virtuous woman in ancient times who, after being harassed, wanted to die of shame and grief.

He cursed, “Scum!”

After a while, he spun in place, worked up his emotions, and cursed, “Pervert!”

Then he turned in another direction, “Beast!”

Leaning against the wall, he kept cursing, “Shameless!”

Lifted his head forty-five degrees to gaze sorrowfully, “Disgraceful!”

Lowered his head forty-five degrees to brood in pain, “Heaven will punish you!”

From behind suddenly came a line, “Talking about yourself?”

Cheng Pang spun around like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. Zhou Wei was standing right there.

How did he even follow me? Cheng Pang had wanted to run, but when he saw Zhou Wei’s steps shift, clearly ready to block his escape, he gave up.

There was no way his body could outrun him anyway.

And now he was utterly exhausted, both in body and spirit.

Zhou Wei tossed Cheng Pang the backpack he had dropped, “So you don’t use it as an excuse to approach me again.”

Cheng Pang stepped forward and caught the backpack, thinking, Never again. I’ll never approach you again. No one will ever threaten my chastity.

Zhou Wei studied Cheng Pang’s face in the sunset. The originally pale and tender cheeks were now flushed pink.

It seemed his strength was only in his words after all.

Zhou Wei finally figured out what he resembled. Liu Bai was like the hamster he used to keep, chubby and dazed, expressionless every day, only knowing how to eat and run on its wheel. Seeing him in women’s clothes today made the vague impression click into place. Wasn’t he just like his old hamster, “Little Fatty”?

But at this moment, Cheng Pang felt like a prairie dog standing on the edge of a high hill and screaming.

Ahhhhhh! Give me back my first kiss!

Cheng Pang hugged his backpack, glowering at Zhou Wei with reddened cheeks and saying nothing. His moderately sized eyes, lit by the sunset behind him, looked bright and clear.

Boring and cowardly, that was Zhou Wei’s first impression of Cheng Pang.

Now, though, he suddenly found him rather innocent—so innocent that it was almost cute. Just one kiss and he was shy to the point of staying silent until now? That was beyond Zhou Wei’s expectations.

But since the Favorability Value hadn’t yet passed 50%, Cheng Pang couldn’t see it. What he did see was the Blackening Value dropping to 52%.

The evening sunlight shifted, stretching from the eaves at the street corner to spill over their whole bodies.

Cheng Pang stared for a long time and finally grew tired.

Forget it. I’m only here to do a job, he told himself, not to pick fights with a kid. He turned and walked back.

Zhou Wei asked, “Are you coming to class tomorrow?”

Cheng Pang turned back, “Yeah.”

Zhou Wei said, “I thought you’d be so shy you wouldn’t dare show your face tomorrow.”

Cheng Pang paused, then lowered his head and rolled his eyes at him. Excuse me, where exactly do you see a shy expression on my face? It’s clearly indignation, okay? You’re straight, I’m straight, so why did this happen?!

Liu Duofu sat at the doorway sorting the trash.

Cheng Pang was tired and hungry. Zhou Wei’s house was really far; he hadn’t brought his phone, couldn’t find the way back, and could not afford a taxi. He had no choice but to drag himself back on his own two legs. Today was truly the unluckiest day.

He walked up to Liu Duofu. “Dad, I want to eat.”

At first, Liu Duofu did not pay much attention and nodded, but then he noticed Cheng Pang was wearing women’s clothes, that they were loose and messy, and that his face was full of grievance, his nose sniffing from time to time. “What’s wrong? Were you bullied…”

Cheng Pang reached out and hugged Liu Duofu. “Dad, your baby is suffering inside!”

Liu Duofu’s feelings were complex and hard to discern. “Were you bullied by classmates again…? It’s my fault…”

After a full two minutes, Cheng Pang said, “No. I kissed someone, and I want to cut off my own mouth.”

“……” Liu Duofu looked at him. “Really?”

He had actually kissed someone. Had spring feelings bloomed?

Liu Duofu asked, “What kind of girl?”

He imagined his son sneakily kissing a girl. Would he get reported? Was that why he came back in girls’ clothes, after being taught a lesson?

Cheng Pang: “It was a guy.”

Liu Duofu’s brain instantly crashed.

A guy… a guy…

Liu Duofu’s heart was now a tangled mess of complex emotions.

Cheng Pang added, “But it’s okay. One day I’ll get my revenge.”

Liu Duofu: “Is he your friend?”

Cheng Pang said fiercely, “No.”

Liu Duofu did not know what to think for a moment. Should he think this was his only son, or think that his child was finally in love, or wonder if his son’s orientation was an issue, or just who that other boy actually was?

In the end, he could only say, “As long as you weren’t bullied.”

Cheng Pang said, “They’re busy studying or dating. No one has time to bully me.”

Liu Duofu: “So you don’t have any friends?”

Cheng Pang: “Of course, I have friends. I’ll bring one for you to see another day. I’m hungry. Is there food at home?”

Liu Duofu let out an “ai,” got up, wiped his hands on his pants, and said, “I’ll cook right now.”

Cheng Pang went inside to take a shower, calmed himself down, and felt much better. Thinking it over, wasn’t it just a kiss? It wasn’t even with his real body.

That matter was over, just let it go, hurry and let it go.

Cheng Pang returned to his bedroom, picked up a notebook, sketched a little human figure, and wrote Zhou Wei’s name inside it.

Then he jabbed the pen tip at various parts.

May you get mouth sores.

May you be underdeveloped.

May your pecs collapse.

May you have no belly button.

May you never find a girlfriend.

And finally, may you suffer from premature ejaculation, impotence, and infertility.

After stabbing Zhou Wei’s whole figure with the pen, Cheng Pang said, “Feels better.”

He put down the pen, lay on the bed, pulled the blanket up to his chest and slept.

Two minutes later, he opened his eyes.

—Absolutely not dreaming of you!