Anchor, Stop Pretending, You're in Chaldea - Chapter 83

“Dr. Romani, I need some information.”

Bai Qiu hurriedly went to the control room and got straight to the point.

“Information? I’m not sure what type of information you need.”

Dr. Romani, who was still figuring out how to handle the Spiritron Communication System, responded immediately upon seeing Bai Qiu.

“Other than information about the various Lords of the Clock Tower and some confidential Chaldea files, you can access any information you need.”

“That’s great! I need some video footage.”

“Well, basically, all the courses in the Clock Tower’s five main classrooms are recorded and can be fully reproduced. If I may make a recommendation, I suggest starting with the highly-rated classes in the classroom of King Arthur II…”

“Hold on, hold on!”

Bai Qiu interrupted Dr. Romani.

“We don’t need anything that complicated, and there’s no need for anything related to Magecraft… Do you have anything… more entertaining?”

“Entertaining?” Dr. Romani looked puzzled.

“Like movies that are easy to watch.”

They couldn’t have the Servants livestreaming Clock Tower classes, right? Although it sounded interesting, real Magecraft wasn’t something easily understandable. It was rather obscure, and most viewers would probably leave after just watching the beginning.

It would be great if they had movies or something similar.

“You mean movies for entertainment?” Dr. Romani looked somewhat hesitant.

“I personally don’t know what kind of entertainment is popular nowadays, but Chaldea’s staff should have some information. Since the situation is urgent, I’ll open their personal folders and see if there are any similar video materials.”

“Ah? That would be great!” Bai Qiu was about to stop Dr. Romani, but to their surprise, Dr. Romani had already started searching.

“‘Midnight Subway, Nighttime Heartbeat Battle,’ ‘Forbidden Boss, Secret Tea Room,’ and…”

“That’s enough, doctor. You don’t need to say any more…” Bai Qiu waved their hand helplessly.

Regardless of the content inside, just the names alone could lead to a permanent ban on their livestream.

And if they wanted a good livestream effect, there were references available.

In a certain carnival, Ereshkigal gained traction by exposing the private lives of other Heroic Spirits.

Indeed, it had to be video footage related to Heroic Spirits.

By the way, it would be even better if they could get footage from FSN or FZ.

But now that Chaldea had completely lost contact with the outside world, they could only rely on the data stored internally.

Where could they get these things?

They couldn’t just copy them from their own mind.

“Hmm?”

Bai Qiu suddenly had a brilliant idea.

Maybe… it could actually work?

“System, start the livestream.”

【Livestream system activated.】

【Host identity successfully authenticated.】

【Default platform: MeowFish app.】

“Welcome, everyone, to my livestream room.”

Bai Qiu’s smile appeared on the screen.

“Oh, another male streamer today? Let’s leave.”

“Yeah, let’s go. Isn’t watching the recorded stream more enjoyable?”

“Or how about the streamer just plays some clips? We all love watching those.”

“Where’s my Jalter-san? Please, we demand it! We demand it!!!”

“I haven’t seen Mashu-san for ten hours! Ten hours! Do you know how I survived, streamer?”

……….

Bai Qiu forced a smile, trying to maintain their cheerful demeanor.

These guys, they say they won’t watch, but their private messages explode as soon as the livestream ends.

“As a thank you for your support, I’ve invited some of the previous actors to join us today.”

In the room, everyone gathered around Bai Qiu, forming a circle.

Then Bai Qiu switched the camera to focus on the others.

“This is the familiar Mashu.”

“H-Hello… everyone… I’ll continue to do my best today too! Uwaaa!!!”

Mashu habitually bowed towards the screen, but ended up hitting her forehead directly on the table.

“Oh my, that’s so Mashu-san!”

“Hahaha, she bowed and hit the table, that’s too adorable!”

“Damn, I want this cute Kouhai too! Who wants to team up and rob the streamer?!”

“Even if it’s acting, it would be so blissful to be called Senpai by Mashu-san, right?”

Mashu’s appearance once again sparked everyone’s love for her.

“Cough, cough. This time, we have the actress for Popess Johanna. Since revealing her name is inconvenient, let’s just call her Johanna.”

Bai Qiu gave a signal, and Johanna nodded in understanding.

Then Bai Qiu switched the camera to focus on Johanna.

“Hello, may the light shine upon your path!”

Johanna, who had experience as a Pope, showed no signs of stage fright. She waved and smiled continuously at the screen, just as Bai Qiu instructed.

“She’s smiling at me! Ah, I feel like my mind and body have been purified!”

“Yes, with this Popess here, I would definitely go to worship every week, no, every day.”

“Indeed, this humble monk also feels purified. Hallelujah.”

“Master?! Master, you’ve been purified too?!”

The chaos in the livestream room exceeded even Mashu’s appearance.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Bai Qiu looked towards Martha, who made a reassuring gesture.

“And this is the actress for Saint Martha. Like Johanna, she prefers not to reveal her name.”

As the camera switched to Martha, she made a fist gesture.

“Did everyone exercise today? Remember, faith in the Lord also requires a strong and healthy body.”

As she said this, she stretched her arm, revealing her fair forearm.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”

The barrage in the live chat room exploded like crazy.

“I saw a real Saint, Saint Martha!!!”

“I’m going to do 300 push-ups right now!!!”

“Oh Lord, forgive my lazy body. I’ll get a gym membership tomorrow!”

“Oh my, why do these two elements, Iron Fist and a beautiful girl, blend so perfectly together?!”

As expected, Martha’s camera doubled the amount of barrage in the live chat room.

After all, with her “heavenly physique,” those long legs were something even Bai Qiu himself didn’t dare to look at too much.

He was afraid he would start thinking about making her pedal a tricycle.

“Hmph, what are all of you doing?”

Jeanne Alter’s disdainful voice came from afar.

“Just so you know, I’m only here because of your face. Just being in the same room as these so-called Saints and Popes already makes me sick to my stomach.”

Bai Qiu quickly switched the camera to Jeanne Alter after seeing her eyes that seemed to be looking at trash, and the live chat room exploded with a new round of barrage.

“Ah, that look, yes! It’s that look of seeing through a rag!!!”

“Jalter, I’ll gladly accept your reward!!!”

“Who said the tsundere retreated?! I, the Great Tsundere, can still fight for another hundred years!!!”

“Just because of that look, I’m willing to die, even die in this live chat room!”

“Huff, huff… huff… huff, huff…”

Bai Qiu sighed as he looked at the barrage.

It seemed that the fans in his live chat room were truly a hidden force. They had all kinds of fetishes.

“Hey, Master, why are you all so serious? Didn’t you say to keep it casual?”

A golden-haired girl wearing a modern-style sports short-sleeved shirt and denim shorts leaned on Bai Qiu’s shoulder.

“Weren’t we supposed to watch something interesting here? I’ve never seen this kind of stuff in my era. I don’t care about anything else, hurry up and show the movie, show the movie!”

Mordred, with a childish expression, shook Bai Qiu’s shoulder.

“Ah, Mordred, the first filial child of Britain, why are you so cute?”

“This is my brother, my brother, how can you describe him as cute? But looking closely… maybe it’s not so bad.”

“Insolence! How dare you have impure thoughts about your brother?”

“That’s right, you’re not allowed to have impure thoughts about your brother. I’ll bear the burden of those impure thoughts alone!”

“Even if there’s a peanut, it won’t make me drunk like this…”

After introducing everyone, Bai Qiu finally switched the camera back to the live chat room.

“This time, we gathered everyone together for a live streaming to let everyone watch a familiar anime.”

Then Bai Qiu directed the camera at the screen on the curtain in the room and motioned for Dr. Romani to dim the lights.

Afterward, on the pitch-black curtain, the title of the anime to be streamed slowly appeared.

“Fate/Apocrypha”