Anchor, Stop Pretending, You're in Chaldea - Chapter 22

“Senpai, Senpai!”

Mashu’s cry came to Bai Qiu’s ears.

Opening his eyes, Bai Qiu found himself lying on a grassy field, with Mashu’s face appearing… above him?

“Thank goodness, Senpai, you’re okay! When we transferred here, I didn’t expect you to be lying on the ground already. The doctor told me to observe you for a while.”

“I’m fine, just a little dizzy.”

Bai Qiu forced a smile, while feeling a soft sensation on the back of his head.

This feeling?! Bai Qiu suddenly felt a shock in his heart.

This angle, it can’t be wrong!

It must be… Kouhai’s lap pillow!!!

Ah, I have to say, this sensation feels really good.

It’s soft and furry…

Wait… furry?!

Bai Qiu sat up abruptly and turned around to look.

The one he just rested on was none other than Fou, who was already seeing stars from being pressed down!

“Fou?! How did you come along?”

Mashu quickly picked up Fou and checked on him.

“Fou… Fou…”

After a moment, Fou finally regained consciousness on Mashu’s arm.

Seeing this, Bai Qiu finally felt relieved.

If he had crushed the Fourth Beast, it would have been troublesome…

“It seems that Fou sneaked into the Spiritron Body without me noticing and came along with us,” Mashu analyzed.

“By the way, where are the others?”

Soon, a figure of a man wearing a cloak appeared next to Bai Qiu and Mashu.

“Master, I have confirmed that there are no dangerous creatures nearby.”

“Yes, I know…”

Before Bai Qiu could finish speaking.

A crisp sound of weapon impact came from a small hill not far away, accompanied by someone shouting.

“Ahahaha, is this all you French people can do? Why don’t you all come at once, I’ll take care of you together!!!”

Just by hearing this cheerful laughter, it was clear that the other person was the British Little Rascal.

Only then did Bai Qiu feel relieved.

Although there were dangerous individuals, at least they were on the same side.

“Mashu, go stop Mordred!”

It was probably just a wave of ordinary Rider enemies they encountered, and Bai Qiu didn’t want to start a fight right away.

“Yes, Senpai!”

Mashu immediately raised her shield and followed Bai Qiu.

Now that they had arrived in Singularity France, they could start the live broadcast.

With this in mind, Bai Qiu said inwardly:

“System, start the live stream.”

【The live stream system has been activated.】

【Host identity verification successful.】

【Default platform: Meowfish app.】

The translucent live stream room screen opened, and a large amount of information flooded in instantly.

“Open the door! Open the door! Let’s see if the host has the guts to open the door! Hmph, you’re scared, right? Oh my… the door is actually opening!”

“Oh my god, let’s see what I’ve drawn!”

“Finally, the host is live! I’ve been waiting for you!”

“We agreed to start the broadcast today, why did it only start in the afternoon?”

Bai Qiu glanced at the number of viewers.

Surprisingly, less than a minute after going live, nearly two thousand viewers had entered the live stream room.

Soon, the viewers noticed that the visuals of this live stream were different from before.

“Oh, Host, you’re not in the company today. Are you back to work?”

“Host, this outfit looks refreshing, completely different from when you were in the company.”

“Mashu Miss has also changed into a work uniform, tsk tsk tsk, this uniform is great!”

“The scenery is really nice, with the lush green grass. Can someone check where the host is right now?”

“Everyone, please wait a moment. Let me get a magnifying glass to take a closer look.”

Bai Qiu walked down the mountain while switching the live broadcast screen to a long shot mode.

“Hello everyone, today we are live streaming from the filming location. Please bear with us as we may not be able to interact with you. Thank you for your understanding.”

After hearing Bai Qiu’s words, most of the viewers in the live chat expressed their understanding.

“We get it, host, you just focus on acting, Master is not important, what’s important is the other girls.”

“Yeah, the host just needs to stand by the side, we don’t expect you to actually fight.”

“Could the male viewers please stop talking? Please focus the camera on the other actors.”

Seeing the harmonious interaction among the viewers in the live chat, Bai Qiu couldn’t help but laugh and cry at the same time.

Whose live stream is this anyway?

Soon, Bai Qiu and Mashu arrived near the small hill where the noise was coming from.

“Hey, are you guys from France all this weak!”

Mordred didn’t even materialize her armor, but with the shining Holy Sword in hand, she easily defeated the attacking French soldiers one by one.

Since they were just ordinary humans, Mordred didn’t use too much force, only cutting off the spears in their hands.

Rather than fighting, Mordred’s actions were more like playing.

It seemed that she had been bored during her time in Chaldea.

When the soldiers realized that their opponent was just a girl with a heavy sword, but her strength was so great that the entire patrol team couldn’t resist, they started retreating while fighting.

“This kind of power is not something humans can possess, everyone run!!”

“Damn it, retreat!!!”

The soldiers dropped their broken spears and scattered, fleeing back into the fortress.

“Hey, I haven’t even started yet.”

Mordred looked at the patrol team who had abandoned their armor and grumbled discontentedly.

Soon she saw Bai Qiu and Mashu had arrived.

“Oh, Master, don’t worry, I’ve already driven away those unfriendly guys nearby.”

“…Phew, good thing you didn’t really go all out.”

“Go all out?”

Mordred hoisted the shining Holy Sword on her shoulder and burst into laughter.

“Master, what are you talking about? How could I really go all out against those guys? Even if they escape into that city, it would be meaningless.”

Saying that, Mordred looked at the fortress not far away with a serious expression.

Her gaze seemed to be contemplating how to destroy the city with her Noble Phantasm.

“Wait, they might not be our enemies. Let’s go there and find out the situation first.”

Bai Qiu quickly stood in front of Mordred, expressing his intention.

After all, as long as Mo-san really went all out, the power of Pity Sword would be enough to destroy that small city.

“Well, since Master says so.”

Only then did Mordred put away her sword.

“Master, I’ll go in and investigate first.”

“Okay.”

After receiving Bai Qiu’s approval, Emiya Kiritsugu’s figure quickly disappeared from their sight.

“The armor and flags of those people earlier seemed to be from medieval France, right?”

“They were so skilled at surrendering and retreating, they must be French soldiers.”

“French military salute.jpg.”

“Why can you post pictures, upstairs?!”

“Ahahaha, today is a day for mocking the French (1/1).”

“Oh my, Mo-san is British and the enemies are the French army, it’s a perfect match.”

Upon discovering that the fleeing soldiers were from the French army, the atmosphere in the live chat instantly became joyful.

“Anyway, let’s go in and take a look first.”

Bai Qiu, accompanied by Mashu and a relaxed Mordred, headed towards the nearby city.